Should I give my kids a red wizard outfit? (1 Viewer)

[MTskibum]

I am a hairy dude. My chest hair grows in so thick that it is disgusting to put on sunscreen during the summer. This means that I shave my chest as close as possible with clippers, which has the negative effect that it pokes/scratches my wife too much when we snuggle for the month after I shave.

This has led me to purchase a few lingerie tops for her over the years.

The lingerie set in question was pretty cheap and to be honest it looks cheap. It originally came with 3 pieces one of which is a red silk robe with short sleeves. It goes down to the waist and has a ribbon to tie it together.

If the kids wore it then it would have wide sleeves that come down to the elbow, this matches how is wizard sleeves typically look. The ribbon to tie it up would be around the kids waist. The kids 6 and 8 like playing dress up, especially the oldest a girl. I think the kids would like this added to their dress up clothes.

It is no different than the kids sleeping in the bed, you wash the sheets. My wife on the other hand is having none of this and is making me throw it away. I think this is a waist of a perfectly good silk wizard robe.

 

[Cowboysfan8]

 

[Drunken knight]

Did it include a wizzard hat? :bloodninja:

 

[rockaction]

I think this is a waist of a perfectly good silk wizard robe.

A perfect malaprop.

 

[Rustoleum]

Waist. Raistlin. Wrasslin‘… think it’s best to agree with the wife or suffer a permanent -5 to charisma.

 

[higgins]

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Evil power disappears
Demons worry when the wizard is near
Turns tears into joy
Everyone's happy when the wizard
walks by

 

[facook]

Eewww.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

They must have it

 

[AAABatteries]

LOOK AT IT!

 

[Ilov80s]

Look into laser hair removal

 

[Grahamburn]

They must have it

The long game schtick of the look on their faces when you tell them this story 10 years from now as you go through old photos of them wearing it will be truly priceless.

 

[pollardsvision]

I assume the answer is yes but it's important to make sure we understand all the facts....... This lingerie/wizard cape is "game worn"?

 

[Grahamburn]

I assume the answer is yes but it's important to make sure we understand all the facts....... This lingerie/wizard cape is "game worn"?

And likely signed with his sharpie's ink.

 

[Zow]

I assume the answer is yes but it's important to make sure we understand all the facts....... This lingerie/wizard cape is "game worn"?

This was my fist thought/question, too, though I assumed the answer is "no."

 

[MTskibum]

I assume the answer is yes but it's important to make sure we understand all the facts....... This lingerie/wizard cape is "game worn"?

And likely signed with his sharpie's ink.

Way to make this topic creepy.

 

[Hawks64]

I assume the answer is yes but it's important to make sure we understand all the facts....... This lingerie/wizard cape is "game worn"?

And likely signed with his sharpie's ink.

Way to make this topic creepy.

TBF it's already creepy. Asking if it's cool to let your kids wear lingerie your wife was worn is definitely on side of things.

 

[MTskibum]

TBF it's already creepy. Asking if it's cool to let your kids wear lingerie your wife was worn is definitely on side of things.

There is not a parent out there whose kid has not slept in their bed. Nobody considers that creepy.

 

[ChiefD]

TBF it's already creepy. Asking if it's cool to let your kids wear lingerie your wife was worn is definitely on side of things.

There is not a parent out there whose kid has not slept in their bed. Nobody considers that creepy.

My kids have never slept in our bed.

And definitely not worn my wife's lingerie.

As far as I know.

 

[Galileo]

TBF it's already creepy. Asking if it's cool to let your kids wear lingerie your wife was worn is definitely on side of things.

There is not a parent out there whose kid has not slept in their bed. Nobody considers that creepy.

My kids have never slept in our bed.

And definitely not worn my wife's lingerie.

As far as I know.

ditto

But I still voted yes.

 

[ChiefD]

TBF it's already creepy. Asking if it's cool to let your kids wear lingerie your wife was worn is definitely on side of things.

There is not a parent out there whose kid has not slept in their bed. Nobody considers that creepy.

My kids have never slept in our bed.

And definitely not worn my wife's lingerie.

As far as I know.

ditto

But I still voted yes.

I voted yes because I want to hear the rest of this story.

 

[Gally]

They must have it

The long game schtick of the look on their faces when you tell them this story 10 years from now as you go through old photos of them wearing it will be truly priceless.

I voted yes because of this comment. It really is the right answer

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The answer is so obvious I'm surprised you even asked.

 

[Grahamburn]

I assume the answer is yes but it's important to make sure we understand all the facts....... This lingerie/wizard cape is "game worn"?

And likely signed with his sharpie's ink.

Way to make this topic creepy.

TBF it's already creepy. Asking if it's cool to let your kids wear lingerie your wife was worn is definitely on side of things.

I think he was being sarcastic.

 

[PIK95]

You should buy the kids a new proper wizard robe, hat, and staff. Not sure how to vote for that.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

The answer is so obvious I'm surprised you even asked.

I train a lot of people. Towards the end of their training, One of my saying is: “if you you have to ask the question, you already know the answer“

I know it annoys the heck out of them.

 

[Witz]

I say it’s totally fine for them to have.

For what it’s worth, our kids still eat at our kitchen table.

 

[Snoopy]

Calling @bigbottom with his tagline instead of Footballguy.

 

[bigbottom]

Calling @bigbottom with his tagline instead of Footballguy.

I am staunchly pro-wizard fashion.

 

[Ilov80s]

I say it’s totally fine for them to have.

For what it’s worth, our kids still eat at our kitchen table.

May I ask what the connection is here between kids eating at the kitchen table and kids wearing their moms lingerie?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I say it’s totally fine for them to have.

For what it’s worth, our kids still eat at our kitchen table.

May I ask what the connection is here between kids eating at the kitchen table and kids wearing their moms lingerie?

We don't know what that table has seen.

 

[PIK95]

The answer is so obvious I'm surprised you even asked.

I train a lot of people.

 

[jobarules]

This is gross and weird

 

[massraider]

By itself, totally harmless.

Might lose something in translation at some point. Your kid explaining to future girlfriends how much fun he had wearing his mom's tasteful lingerie when he was a kid might be a sticky wicket.

 

[Ilov80s]

By itself, totally harmless.

Might lose something in translation at some point. Your kid explaining to future girlfriends how much fun he had wearing his mom's tasteful lingerie when he was a kid might be a sticky wicket.

I would hope he doesn't volunteer that info...at least not until he's pretty deep into the relationship.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I say it’s totally fine for them to have.

For what it’s worth, our kids still eat at our kitchen table.

There's a sister joke in here I REALLY want to make.
Really.







really

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Really

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Really

Probably worth the ban

 

[Keerock]

 

[dickey moe]

Look into laser hair removal

Sounds like it would need to be a pretty big ****ing laser.

 

[nirad3]

Look into laser hair removal

Sounds like it would need to be a pretty big ****ing laser.

Big enough?

 

[trogg78]

Your body hair is a natural sunscreen.