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Should I have a few beers before getting a haircut? (1 Viewer)

Should I have a few beers before getting a haircut?

  • Yes

    Votes: 23 52.3%

  • No

    Votes: 3 6.8%

  • You are a piece of crap.

    Votes: 14 31.8%

  • PM Shuke

    Votes: 4 9.1%
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    44
The Busy The Tired

The Busy The Tired

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The Hair Cuttery closes in an hour, which means I have a half hour to drink some beer. Should I have a few beers before getting a haircut? 

 
 If this is a serious question, then I'll ask one in return:

Why the f*** would you NOT drink a few beers?

 For any reason?

On a Friday?

Period?

 
If you go to the right place (and something kalled the Hair Kuttery does not sound like the right place), the proper move would be having a few beers at the barbershop. A blunt ain't gonna hurt nothin' either.

 
would be much more interesting if your barber/stylist drank with you   :thumbup:

who knows, you just might bag the Larry Fine coif    :wub:

 
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When I lived out in San Francisco, I used to get my hair cut at Ahmed's barbershop downtown. Ahmed had an all female staff and he would provide a bunch of Playboys and Penthouses for your reading pleasure while the ladies were giving you a haircut. After the haircut, the ladies had this massage machine they would use on your shoulders before giving you a shoulder massage with their hands. I set to this girl who was pretty hot and over time we she figured out I was always high when going to get my haircut. I ended up always tipping her a big nugget of kind bud.  

Sorry, what was the question again?

 
1. it's not cool to show up 30 minutes before a hair salon closes.

2. if you need to drink 3+ beers in less than 30 minutes before you can face your barber, you should seriously consider taking inventory of your life choices.

 
Osaurus said:
Flowbee down?
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Flowbee >>>>>> Hair Cuttery, and it's really not that close ... place sounds like a jernt where guys fresh outta their Garanimals phase go for cookie cutter clips and lolipops.

 
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nirad3 said:
Kudos to you for recalling a thread from nearly 3 years ago.   :thumbup:
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i've popped into, and even started, a haircut thread or two over the years .... the only thing i take more seriously than proper trimming etiquette is improper trimming etiquette. 

 
otb_lifer said:
i've popped into, and even started, a haircut thread or two over the years .... the only thing i take more seriously than proper trimming etiquette is improper trimming etiquette. 
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No bumps, they say. No bumps everywhere. Sounds like a good thing until you get to threads and improper haircut techniques.

Than let there be bumps. 

 
rockaction said:
No bumps, they say. No bumps everywhere. Sounds like a good thing until you get to threads and improper haircut techniques.

Than let there be bumps. 
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have i been gone that long? policy wonks now frown upon bumps, yet the PSF still stands?

how do you sane individuals do it?   how, gotdamnit ... how??!?

 
otb_lifer said:
have i been gone that long? policy wonks now frown upon bumps, yet the PSF still stands?

how do you sane individuals do it?   how, gotdamnit ... how??!?
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You've been gone that long, I think.

As for the bolded, same ####, different loser Is the way I look at it. They never ban anyone and losers tend to drag one down or attract another, so...

there ya have it. 

 
[scooter] said:
1. it's not cool to show up 30 minutes before a hair salon closes.

2. if you need to drink 3+ beers in less than 30 minutes before you can face your barber, you should seriously consider taking inventory of your life choices.
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What's wrong with drinking 3 beers in 30 minutes?  I routinely do this.

 
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