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Significant Other Rating Thread (1 Viewer)

How hot is your SO?

  • 1

    Votes: 2 2.0%

  • 2

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • 3

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 4

    Votes: 3 3.1%

  • 5

    Votes: 12 12.2%

  • 6

    Votes: 17 17.3%

  • 7

    Votes: 23 23.5%

  • 8

    Votes: 22 22.4%

  • 9

    Votes: 5 5.1%

  • 10

    Votes: 13 13.3%
  • Total voters
    98
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Trying to get a feel for the accuracy of the common perception of the supermodel FBG wife.

The poll is anonymous, so be honest - rate your SO only on their physical appearance, using the same factors that you would for a how hot? thread.

Use the offdee scale as a guideline: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=675134&p=15235427

Again,I ask that you try to be brutally honest in your poll rankings, but feel free to embellish in thread comments. The poll results are for scientific purposes, thread postings are for entertainment.

Also, pictorial evidence is allowed.

 
I voted based off her prime and what I think others would give her. She's 6 mos pregnant with our 2nd, so a little skewed at the moment.

 
She's 36 and has given birth 4 times.

She's roughly 115 lbs, good face, good body. Works out a few times each week She wouldn't be a super model or movie star, but she's always among the top few in any room. Gave her a 9"

 
FUBAR said:
She's 36 and has given birth 4 times.

She's roughly 115 lbs, good face, good body. Works out a few times each week She wouldn't be a super model or movie star, but she's always among the top few in any room. Gave her a 9"
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Show off.

 
My wife is extremely attractive, but she can also shoot whiskey, tequila, and guns, and has the mouth of a sailor. Hot as hell.

 
I have her a 7. She's probably an 8 for her age but some of you on this board are ####### brutal with your ratings. Some of you have seen pics of mrs roboto on her blog.

 
Just to clarify, evaluations of male SOs and non-married SOs are welcome, excuse my writing FBG wife in the OP.

 
GF is a solid 8 appearance-wise IMO. She can clean up to a 8.5 or 9 when she decides to go through the effort, though I'm glad she's a casual jeans and Tshirt girl most of the time. Also one of the most patient, kind hearted, intelligent women I've ever met. I'm reminded daily that I outkicked the hell out of my coverage :lol: Suppose I should wife her up at some point... :unsure:

 
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FUBAR said:
She's 36 and has given birth 4 times.

She's roughly 115 lbs, good face, good body. Works out a few times each week She wouldn't be a super model or movie star, but she's always among the top few in any room. Gave her a 9"
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wow I'd have to give it to her twice to get to 9"

 
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GF is a solid 8 appearance-wise IMO. She can clean up to a 8.5 or 9 when she decides to go through the effort, though I'm glad she's a casual jeans and Tshirt girl most of the time. Also one of the most patient, kind hearted, intelligent women I've ever met. I'm reminded daily that I outkicked the hell out of my coverage :lol: Suppose I should wife her up at some point... :unsure:
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I'm picturing you as Lyle Lovett...

 
FUBAR said:
She's 36 and has given birth 4 times.

She's roughly 115 lbs, good face, good body. Works out a few times each week She wouldn't be a super model or movie star, but she's always among the top few in any room. Gave her a 9"
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metric units.

 
I'm not sure how to rate things anymore even with the offdee scale. I mean she is hotter than Anna Kendrick and her busted face but everyone thinks Anna is super hot around here due to her personality... and she's way less hot than Kate Upton, but around these parts upton is allegedly overweight and has a borderline unhealthy BMI.

Now, neither Anna nor Kate nag me about forgetting to flush the toilet, or leaving my clothes on the floor when I'm have digital relations with them so that ups them on my personal offdee scale, but they also don't cook or raise my child either.

So I'm really torn on this whole thing.

 
Tom Servo said:
[icon] said:
GF is a solid 8 appearance-wise IMO. She can clean up to a 8.5 or 9 when she decides to go through the effort, though I'm glad she's a casual jeans and Tshirt girl most of the time. Also one of the most patient, kind hearted, intelligent women I've ever met. I'm reminded daily that I outkicked the hell out of my coverage :lol: Suppose I should wife her up at some point... :unsure:
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I'm picturing you as Lyle Lovett...
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Not too far off.

 
Is this the thread where people over value their wife and if they were post pictures, the crowd would massively underrate?

 
I gave my wife an 8. Offdee would say that she's the hottest mom at the PTA meeting, the hottest female at the supermarket. Locally amazing, but not Ruxin's wife hot.

 
:rolleyes: @ anyone whose only metric for sexual success is aspiring to pork an idealized and airbrushed Internet jpeg meme. God help you when you wake up one day and realize we all age.

I married the most perfect mix of brains, beauty, humor, and personal compatibility that God, Goddess, or the forces of fate ever saw fit to drop in my weary path. After thirty years, a handful of houses, a hundred heartbreaks, two heads full of silver hair, twenty years of shared time in a backyard garden that wouldn't ever have grown anything without her love, patience, and expertise, a couple children who succeeded where so many others fail for exactly the same reasons, ten years of shared time in quiet, small town retirement with no greater hope than a little quiet time together each evening watching the sun set over the hills, and a hundred thousand moments that belie any rating scale based upon how she matches up with Photoshopped teenagers imagined in make-believe clubs or schools, you're God #### right she's a ten.

Come tell me different.

 
Freelove said:
:rolleyes: @ anyone whose only metric for sexual success is aspiring to pork an idealized and airbrushed Internet jpeg meme. God help you when you wake up one day and realize we all age.

I married the most perfect mix of brains, beauty, humor, and personal compatibility that God, Goddess, or the forces of fate ever saw fit to drop in my weary path. After thirty years, a handful of houses, a hundred heartbreaks, two heads full of silver hair, twenty years of shared time in a backyard garden that wouldn't ever have grown anything without her love, patience, and expertise, a couple children who succeeded where so many others fail for exactly the same reasons, ten years of shared time in quiet, small town retirement with no greater hope than a little quiet time together each evening watching the sun set over the hills, and a hundred thousand moments that belie any rating scale based upon how she matches up with Photoshopped teenagers imagined in make-believe clubs or schools, you're God #### right she's a ten.

Come tell me different.
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You tell em Eugene

 
Freelove said:
:rolleyes: @ anyone whose only metric for sexual success is aspiring to pork an idealized and airbrushed Internet jpeg meme. God help you when you wake up one day and realize we all age.

I married the most perfect mix of brains, beauty, humor, and personal compatibility that God, Goddess, or the forces of fate ever saw fit to drop in my weary path. After thirty years, a handful of houses, a hundred heartbreaks, two heads full of silver hair, twenty years of shared time in a backyard garden that wouldn't ever have grown anything without her love, patience, and expertise, a couple children who succeeded where so many others fail for exactly the same reasons, ten years of shared time in quiet, small town retirement with no greater hope than a little quiet time together each evening watching the sun set over the hills, and a hundred thousand moments that belie any rating scale based upon how she matches up with Photoshopped teenagers imagined in make-believe clubs or schools, you're God #### right she's a ten.

Come tell me different.
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How is she in bed?

 
Bucky86 said:
Freelove said:
:rolleyes: @ anyone whose only metric for sexual success is aspiring to pork an idealized and airbrushed Internet jpeg meme. God help you when you wake up one day and realize we all age.

I married the most perfect mix of brains, beauty, humor, and personal compatibility that God, Goddess, or the forces of fate ever saw fit to drop in my weary path. After thirty years, a handful of houses, a hundred heartbreaks, two heads full of silver hair, twenty years of shared time in a backyard garden that wouldn't ever have grown anything without her love, patience, and expertise, a couple children who succeeded where so many others fail for exactly the same reasons, ten years of shared time in quiet, small town retirement with no greater hope than a little quiet time together each evening watching the sun set over the hills, and a hundred thousand moments that belie any rating scale based upon how she matches up with Photoshopped teenagers imagined in make-believe clubs or schools, you're God #### right she's a ten.

Come tell me different.
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How is she in bed?
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:penalty:

Come on now... this is the love of his life we are talking about..... and do you really think he says anything at all or anything less than awesome and amazing????

 
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