Since You Are All So Obsessed About it! (1 Viewer)

[Zegras11]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/how-gay-are-you

 

[Dr. Gobbler]

I'm pretty convinced that a lot of FBG's are here just for the gay sechs.

Lots of anger, hatred, coupled with style threads, cooking, home economics and an obsession with brown dots...

It doesn't take a freaking genius to connect the dots!

I'm not judging you, so you like coq a vin, it's fine, relax. Just don't act like all of these secretly gay Republicans running around trying to show how 'not gay' they are by persecuting gay people. You don't have to persecute by day and hang out in men's bathrooms at the airport by night any more. You're free, rejoice in your gayness FBG's, your time has come.

 

[Dr. Gobbler]

One more thing for you to think about... You come here to talk to guys. Do you understand, you come here seeking solace in the company of other men. That's gay! You can judge your gayness by how many posts you have. If there wasn't such a stigma, such an ingrained belief system that was instilled into you by whomever told you it was wrong this place would be called FBGGH. Let me give you an example, there's a poster here, and I'm not going to name any names, this guy has over 70,000 posts, he practically lives here. He has a "wife" and supposedly kids. He's not spending time with his wife, he's not talking to his wife about things. He sure as hell ain't putting work in because he's here looking to talk to/with a bunch of dudes all of the time! He's Norm from Cheers, gay as ####!

He's looking for someone to ride horses with up a mountainside and go camping together. It's ok, there's nothing wrong with it. But let's not pretend this place isn't chock full of closet queens.

 

[Lutherman2112]

Shorter Dr. Gobbler: I don't like being called out on FBGs for not honoring my bets, so everyone is gay.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Character counts. A man who doesn't honor his bets is a morally bankrupt lowlife.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Place your bets people, place your bets!

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

No results found. Perhaps I'm closeñ but a few letters off?

http://www.homedepot.com/s/caulk%2520gobbler?NCNI-5

 

[Tom Servo]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/how-gay-are-you

Not gay...as expected.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/how-gay-are-you

Not gay...as expected.

Is that cream in your coffee?

 

[The General]

Shorter Dr. Gobbler: I don't like being called out on FBGs for not honoring my bets, so everyone is gay.

Character counts. A man who doesn't honor his bets is a morally bankrupt lowlife.

So what is the story with this? See it referred to a lot and think it is with Tim and Dr. Gobbler obviously about some bet but never got the whole story. No schtick really don't know.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Shorter Dr. Gobbler: I don't like being called out on FBGs for not honoring my bets, so everyone is gay.

Character counts. A man who doesn't honor his bets is a morally bankrupt lowlife.

So what is the story with this? See it referred to a lot and think it is with Tim and Dr. Gobbler obviously about some bet but never got the whole story. No schtick really don't know.

Google "dr gobbler welched on a bet" the top result is the thread in question.

 

[Mr.Pack]

One more thing for you to think about... You come here to talk to guys. Do you understand, you come here seeking solace in the company of other men. That's gay! You can judge your gayness by how many posts you have. If there wasn't such a stigma, such an ingrained belief system that was instilled into you by whomever told you it was wrong this place would be called FBGGH. Let me give you an example, there's a poster here, and I'm not going to name any names, this guy has over 70,000 posts, he practically lives here. He has a "wife" and supposedly kids. He's not spending time with his wife, he's not talking to his wife about things. He sure as hell ain't putting work in because he's here looking to talk to/with a bunch of dudes all of the time! He's Norm from Cheers, gay as ####!

He's looking for someone to ride horses with up a mountainside and go camping together. It's ok, there's nothing wrong with it. But let's not pretend this place isn't chock full of closet queens.

If you would just pay up your bets and not welsh out on them, you wouldn't be as angry as you are.

Be a man, pay up

 

[The General]

Shorter Dr. Gobbler: I don't like being called out on FBGs for not honoring my bets, so everyone is gay.

Character counts. A man who doesn't honor his bets is a morally bankrupt lowlife.

So what is the story with this? See it referred to a lot and think it is with Tim and Dr. Gobbler obviously about some bet but never got the whole story. No schtick really don't know.

Google "dr gobbler welched on a bet" the top result is the thread in question.

That took some work but was a great read, found the bet post then basically skipped to the end of the season. Some really funny stuff in there. Didn't get the stuff about Tim paying someone a bet by donating to charity.

Pretty clear Dr. Gob is a no good welcher on a couple bets and now he's mixing in some weird gay attacks.

 

[AAABatteries]

I'm jealous of the fashion sense and dancing but not so much the butt sex with a dude.

And Gobbler - you're a ####### lowlife.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Didn't get the stuff about Tim paying someone a bet by donating to charity.

Not Tim's finest hour. He's merely a semi-welcher.

 

[Tom Servo]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/how-gay-are-you

Not gay...as expected.

Is that cream in your coffee?