Sinking ship. Only space in the life raft for one other FBG.Who would you save? (1 Viewer)

[gianmarco]

The entire FBG is on a cruise that hits an iceberg. You can only save one other FBG. Who would it be and why?

So including all aliases, we're talking like 16 people, right?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

This is a good point. I would save @Foosball God and Smoo forsaking the rest of my own life. I've shaken the hand of Joe Bryant and watched Maurile throw $25 on black saying "Because all the guys on my fantasy roster are black". I've seen things others haven't had the privilege to see.  I've lived a robust full life.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

 

[Hov34]

@Origami Boulder  or @You Buy Wadded Up Paper Now!

I can't decide.

 

[Clown Car]

Wow that comes off as inappropriate and uncalled for.

He's not wrong. 

 

[Clown Car]

I'm just honored to be included. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

@Dawn & @Don

 

[5-ish Finkle]

There better be a dining car on that raft then. 

That raft better be a Jeep, or its unlikely Oats would deign to come aboard in the first place.

 

[AAABatteries]

He's not wrong. 

   

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

For real.  And somebody above just hypothesized about Dr. Detroit pulling a phone out of his rectum.

It's all in good fun people, he's not really going to bang Clown Car on a desert island.  Well at least the odds are small anyway. 

You haven't answered the original question. 

 

[BustedKnuckles]

any attractive female FBG members? if so one of them please 

 

[Kal El]

Joke's on you guys, I can fly! Oh, and I fixed the boat, too, but there was some shoddy work on the hull. It wasn't declared unsinkable, was it?

 

[Kanil]

Angie, obviously.

 

[lakerstan]

There's no accounting for taste, I suppose.

I would actually account for taste, since I would probably have to kill and eat the other guy.

 

[snore]

EG for some chronic story telling to pass the time or maybe the good Colonol Jessup in case I need someone to hold me. 

 

[Courtjester]

For the sake of the question there is no weight limit

This is important because I would chose the fattest one of you, ,so when the food runs out--I stay alive. 

 

[RokNRole]

This is important because I would chose the fattest one of you, ,so when the food runs out--I stay alive. 

I was inspired to make this thread because I heard the question posed to Karl Pilkington on the Ricky Gervais podcast. I thought it would be an oppurtunity for people to say some nice but humorous things about each other, although I’m not surprised at all by the direction it’s gone.

 

[RokNRole]

EG for some chronic story telling to pass the time or maybe the good Colonol Jessup in case I need someone to hold me. 

For affection or to conserve body heat?

 

[snogger]

@mr fruley or @shuke 

oh  who am I kidding, I'll swim and let them both take the raft.

 Test forum gang  

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Well then Otis.

If you were adrift for several weeks you could both live on by eating his left hand. 

 

[kevzilla]

I'd take @St. Louis Bob. If we're attacked, Bob will talk them out of it, and an hour later he'll be in charge.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

@Doctor Detroit I feel like he'd pull out a Sat phone from his rectum, and have a helicopter to come save us in time for dinner.

I often carry a grappling hook "just in case." 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

any attractive female FBG members? if so one of them please 

Otis is the closest thing we have, he wears cologne and drives cars with big back seats. 

That last part is not meant as a euphemism. 

 

[cosjobs]

VBD says I should get the fattest guy

 

[jhib]

It probably doesn't matter because whichever one of you I chose, I'd probably just go all Titanic Rose on you.

"I'll never let you go!  Oops... bye."

 

[CurlyNight]

@MikeIke , he just saved a girl's life.

 

[Drunken Poster]

cosjobs; payback for the sweet wallet

 

[MikeIke]

I'd choose myself. F you guys. 

 

[Psychopav]

The entire FBG is on a cruise that hits an iceberg. You can only save one other FBG. Who would it be and why?

My very close personal irl friend @geoff8695. No question.

Or maybe @shuke

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Mojorizin or @TheIronSheik

Depends on who comes back first.

 

[AAABatteries]

EG for some chronic