sitting on tarmac at JFK waiting ro GET to a gate (1 Viewer)

[El Floppo]

2 hours in and we're still #5 just to pull up to a gate to deboard.

Until my 2yo daughter wakes up and joins the demon-spawn behind us who broken glasses with her continuous shrieking... I'll answer any questions you have.

 

[tjnc09]

Why on Earth are you trying to fly in that weather with a 2 year old?

 

[El Floppo]

Why on Earth are you trying to fly in that weather with a 2 year old?

We have tickets?

I should mention this was a cross-country flight

 

[tri-man 47]

Hi Floppo. You could get up and start doing lunges up and down the aisle ...tell them you're in training.

How long you planning to stay in NYC with the kids growing up? You thinking about going Otis or anything?

 

[El Floppo]

**UPDATE***

We are now #3 in line.

Should be moving soon... like 45 minutes or so.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Better Movie:

Back to the Future 1 or 2?

Why?

 

[eoMMan]

Your wife turns to you suddenly and says, "El Floppo, baby.....I'm so horny. I need you now. Let's go to the bathroom!"

What would you do? Are you okay with gay flight attendant Steve watching your 2 year old?

 

[El Floppo]

Hi Floppo. You could get up and start doing lunges up and down the aisle ...tell them you're in training.

How long you planning to stay in NYC with the kids growing up? You thinking about going Otis or anything?

Hey TM.

I've lunged myself silly. . And that was over an hour ago.

I'm hanging onto the city as long as possible. Otisland is our version of hell.

 

[El Floppo]

Better Movie:

Back to the Future 1 or 2?

Why?

1.

Original idea vs retread.

 

[El Floppo]

Your wife turns to you suddenly and says, "El Floppo, baby.....I'm so horny. I need you now. Let's go to the bathroom!"

What would you do? Are you okay with gay flight attendant Steve watching your 2 year old?

I don't think Steve has 2 minutes to burn watching my kid.

 

[El Floppo]

Cleared for a gate! 15 more minutes.

####... the daughter just woke up.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Maybe it's one if those ####ty vitamin water commercials

 

[El Floppo]

Still here.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Still here.

Regular fliers of JFK understand

I've actually been going more and more out of LGA

 

[Parrothead]

super bowl weekend traffic.. duh

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Still here.

Look at me!! I can afford a vacation!!!

 

[fantasycurse42]

Still here.

Update?

 

[El Floppo]

Still here.

Update?

our lives are very different, but we've managed to adapt. At first it was survival of the fittest, which culled out the herd. Those of us that survived the intial pogrom, moved into first class and set up an agrarian society based on love, nudity and tiny liquor bottles.

 

[fantasycurse42]

 

[saintfool]

Still here.

Update?

our lives are very different, but we've managed to adapt. At first it was survival of the fittest, which culled out the herd. Those of us that survived the intial pogrom, moved into first class and set up an agrarian society based on love, nudity and tiny liquor bottles.

freakin NYC liberals!

 

[mr roboto]

That sounds excellent.