Size always matters (1 Viewer)

[IC FBGCav]

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article171482987.html

Five nurses in Denver were suspended for three weeks by their hospital after they reportedly opened a body bag to view a deceased patient’s genitals and admire their size, according to local media reports.

 

[shifty]

Police investigated the incident, Fox 31 and ABC 7 report, but did not find sufficent evidence to prove a crime had been committed and let the hospital handle the incident internally.

 

[Galileo]

Police investigated the incident, Fox 31 and ABC 7 report, but did not find sufficent evidence to prove a crime had been committed and let the hospital handle the incident internally.

So, did the nurses handle it?

 

[jon_mx]

So, did the nurses handle it?

Apparently, internally. 

 

[Dentist]

And somewhere that guy is up in the sky saying..  "darn right it was huge"

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

What a fine legacy to leave behind.

 

[Foosball God]

Is this foreshadowing for when Cav meets his untimely demise?

 

[D-Day]

Sadly, I would only provide comic relief for the nurses. Their giggles haunt my dreams. 

 

[Christo]

You know it was big if a bunch of nurses were impressed.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Is this foreshadowing for when Cav meets his untimely demise?

I am having mine bronzed. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

And somewhere that guy is up in the sky saying..  "darn right it was huge"

They could've at least given the poor guy credit and leaked his name. 

 

[D in the D]

Sorry, a little late to the story....which FBG was this?  Thoughts and prayers out to his family.

 

[shifty]

Sadly, I would only provide comic relief for the nurses. Their giggles haunt my dreams. 

Same, I`m a grower not a shower.

 

[peaces]

Was he stiff?

 

[kentric]

That's strange.  My wife says the exact opposite.

 

[IC FBGCav]

That's strange.  My wife says the exact opposite.

She doesn't want to hurt your feelings.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Same, I`m a grower not a shower.

Might be a good thing once you're a stiff.

 

[Judge Smails]

Yeah - nobody's running to come back and take a look at me after the body bag is zipped up....

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I am having mine bronzed. 

I am having a full-sized likeness cast in gold of mine. It will likely cost me the same as yours.

 

[Hilts]

They should send him to Iceland.

 

[AAABatteries]

They should send him to Iceland.

"Founded in 1997 by since-then retired teacher Sigurður Hjartarson and now run by his son Hjörtur Gísli Sigurðsson, the museum grew out of an interest in penises that began during Sigurður's childhood when he was given a cattle whip made from a bull's penis."

 

 

[jhib]

That nurse who tattled more than a month later must be real popular around the office. 

 

[NotSmart]

The legend.