So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

[Conanthecontrarian]

I pulled out. Hasn't failed me in 15 years.

This chick got pregnant after she had sex one time with her friend and now she doesnt make you wrap it up during sex on your first date? does she understand how she got pregnant?

 

[JNox3]

Are Evilgrin and RokNRole the same person?

 

[RokNRole]

Are Evilgrin and RokNRole the same person?

He's clever but not that clever.

 

[JNox3]

He's clever but not that clever.

Let's wait and see what he says.   I'm pretty sure I've solved this mystery though

 

[RokNRole]

Let's wait and see what he says.   I'm pretty sure I've solved this mystery though

A conspiracy over 10 years in the making apparently.

 

[jamny]

Decanting the Bolla chianti actually helped a lot. I had a small glass shortly after opening the bottle and it tasted like crap. After decanting almost 2 hours it really mellowed out and was smooth.

She only had one glass so I guess I'm pounding the rest of it tonight.

Didn't need to be decanted, just opened for a while before.

 

[-OZ-]

This chick is easy.  First date at his place?   He's pounding her for sure tonight.  

That's our of line.

Or not. 

She has needs but bareback on the first date?  Even if she's on the pill or has an IUD that's pretty stupid.  

You might want to get yourself tested. 

 

[-OZ-]

Didn't need to be decanted, just opened for a while before.

The wine or the mother? 

 

[ex-ghost]

Or not. 

She has needs but bareback on the first date?  Even if she's on the pill or has an IUD that's pretty stupid.  

You might want to get yourself tested. 

No kidding. Not a very smart one to repeat her mistake again. 

 

[JaxBill]

Let's wait and see what he says.   I'm pretty sure I've solved this mystery though

And he would have gotten away with it too if not for you meddling kids, err, middle-aged old farts.

 

[belljr]

So Whore d'oeuvres  were served I see

 

[KCitons]

Sounds like you two are perfect for each other. 

Not so much for the kid.

 

[jon_mx]

Or not. 

She has needs but bareback on the first date?  Even if she's on the pill or has an IUD that's pretty stupid.  

You might want to get yourself tested. 

You think he might be pregnant?  

 

[Skipdog77]

I pulled out. Hasn't failed me in 15 years.

Congrats...have you started thinking of names yet for your syphilis? 

 

[Skipdog77]

Did she fart?  You're lying if you say she didn't. 

It was hard for him to tell, with all the sobbing going on. 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

both of you?

With each other?

 

[SWC]

hey rnr i am glad it went well in fact it sounds like it went panera well so i salute you take that to the bank bromigo

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

hey rnr i am glad it went well in fact it sounds like it went panera well so i salute you take that to the bank bromigo

I believe that "Panera well" and "full on Panera" will become more commonly used around here than "Offdee scale".

 

[boots11234]

Babynames.com

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

It's starting to itch this morning, isn't it? 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

She's a single mother. She has needs.  You think she's paying for a sitter and not getting her itch scratched?  He better buckle up and come up with a safe word. 

I suggest "Abort".  Never too early to plant a seed in her subconscious.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

In all seriousness, good for you.  I hope she is the missing ingredient for which you have been searching.

 

[Henry Ford]

I pulled out. Hasn't failed me in 15 years.

Oh, for God's sake. Didn't you see Boyz n the Hood?

To paraphrase, pulling out "ain't gonna keep your #### from falling off."

 

[Galileo]

@Nathan R. Jessep This is how you seal the deal.

Can we fast forward this thread a few weeks to when she tells you she is late?

Oh, and   (and I am not talking about the wine)

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

@Nathan R. Jessep This is how you seal the deal.

Can we fast forward this thread a few weeks to when she tells you she is late?

Oh, and   (and I am not talking about the wine)

Yeah, can you draw us a picture of her ****?

 

[eoMMan]

Yeah, you gotta wrap it up. Not just for the pregnancy risk, but you don't know for sure if she's STD free or if she's sleeping with other guys.

Not a wise decision to raw dog it and honestly, that speaks volumes about her to let you raw dog it.

 

[Weebs210]

What is the acceptable amount of dates before raw dog is acceptable.

 

[-OZ-]

You think he might be pregnant?  

At this point nothing would be a surprise.

I pulled out. Hasn't failed me in 15 years.

Congrats?  Hadn't failed me either until 7 years ago. Of course, I was married to her for 10 years at that point. 

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Rough crowd this morning. Let's celebrate the Having of teh Sex and worry about pregnancy and STDs later, the way we all once did. 

Good on ya, Rok. I'll ask more about condoms or the lack thereof later. For now, just bask in the post-coital glow. 

 

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Simmering the ground beef in the red wine is the way to go Smails. Simmer until all the liquid cooks off and concentrates all the flavors....then you throw in the tomatoes and fresh chopped basil until it's nice and thick. I use two large cans of crushed tomato and one small can of petite diced. The meat sauce came out as good as I've had in any restaurant.

On the side I made a salad of arugula and red cabbage flavored with balsamic, EVOO, sea salt and herbes de Provence.

This guy giving cooking advice to Judge "King of Chili" Smalls is awesome 

 

[KCitons]

Rough crowd this morning. Let's celebrate the Having of teh Sex and worry about pregnancy and STDs later, the way we all once did. 

Good on ya, Rok. I'll ask more about condoms or the lack thereof later. For now, just bask in the post-coital glow. 

Yes. When we were 19. 

I couldn't care less if our hero gets an STD, but worrying later about pregnancy is pretty irresponsible. As someone Rok looks to for advice, this is poor form. 

 

[DocHolliday]

Anytime a broad comes over for dinner on the first date, she plans on having sex.   The only part that threw me off in this tale was the lack of condom use.   This woman is going to be trouble.  She is pulling Rok in for daddy duty.   

 

[Henry Ford]

Anytime a broad comes over for dinner on the first date, she plans on having sex.   The only part that threw me off in this tale was the lack of condom use.   This woman is going to be trouble.  She is pulling Rok in for daddy duty.   

Sounds like that's what he's looking for.  Good luck to them.

 

[whiskey7]

Oh, for God's sake. Didn't you see Boyz n the Hood?

To paraphrase, pulling out "don't keep your #### from falling off."

Its the pill. Furious tells Tre the pill wont keep his #### from fallin off.

 

[-OZ-]

Rough crowd this morning. Let's celebrate the Having of teh Sex and worry about pregnancy and STDs later, the way we all once did. 

Good on ya, Rok. I'll ask more about condoms or the lack thereof later. For now, just bask in the post-coital glow. 

Yes. When we were 19. 

I couldn't care less if our hero gets an STD, but worrying later about pregnancy is pretty irresponsible. As someone Rok looks to for advice, this is poor form

 I did a lot of stupid #### when I was 19.   But no woman I slept with had a kid.  Might have had an STD, but our prior ignorance isn't reason to celebrate our hero, who is trying to get his life on track, also being stupid. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Its the pill. Furious tells Tre the pill wont keep his #### from fallin off.

Maybe that's why I didn't put "pulling out" in quotes and used the word paraphrase.

 

[Skipdog77]

Rough crowd this morning. Let's celebrate the Having of teh Sex and worry about pregnancy and STDs later, the way we all once did. 

Good on ya, Rok. I'll ask more about condoms or the lack thereof later. For now, just bask in the post-coital glow. 

I'd say the exact same things to any of my buddies or brother (if I had one) if this was them.  And I love those guys (maybe not the imaginary brother...he might be a richard, who knows). 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Rough crowd this morning. Let's celebrate the Having of teh Sex and worry about pregnancy and STDs later, the way we all once did. 

Good on ya, Rok. I'll ask more about condoms or the lack thereof later. For now, just bask in the post-coital glow. 

I prefer the term "après ####".

 

[Henry Ford]

I prefer the term après ####.

I like "avec point humide."

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Yes. When we were 19. 

I couldn't care less if our hero gets an STD, but worrying later about pregnancy is pretty irresponsible. As someone Rok looks to for advice, this is poor form. 

There's a time and place for everything. Did you read my entire post? Unless you have a time machine I can borrow, there's no use crying over spilled um... milk? 

The guy got his wick moistened while I was sitting home searching YouTube for videos of a concert I'd just seen the night before. So, in this instance, Rok wins.

Seems like some good things are happening for him. I'd rather revel in that for a little bit and look to the future rather than sit here and criticize his technique in making love or bolognese sauce.  

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I prefer the term "après ####".

 

[KCitons]

There's a time and place for everything. Did you read my entire post? Unless you have a time machine I can borrow, there's no use crying over spilled um... milk? 

The guy got his wick moistened while I was sitting home searching YouTube for videos of a concert I'd just seen the night before. So, in this instance, Rok wins.

Seems like some good things are happening for him. I'd rather revel in that for a little bit and look to the future rather than sit here and criticize his technique in making love or bolognese sauce.  

Yeah I read it. I quoted it. 

You'll discuss the use of condoms later. Which means you agree with us, just not the timing. I think a 33 year old guy can handle the timing. This isn't a participation trophy. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

as long as he deglazed he'll be fine....

 

[McGarnicle]

I cringe when I think back on all that questionable poon, and I never wrapped it up either. Basically they "looked clean" and amazingly every single one promised they were using something for contraception, usually the pill. Any one of them could have been lying, or had the Atlanta Hawks inside them the day before. A few of them were longer term deals too, and wanted to get married. I'm one lucky sum#####.

 

[rockaction]

I personally support and endorse not wrapping it up at times. Needs to be done. Whether you believe in God, nature, or nothing, there is no latex on our genitals, no way to dial out risk entirely. I say forget saving the lecture for another time, I just support it.  

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I personally support and endorse not wrapping it up at times. Needs to be done. Whether you believe in God, nature, or nothing, there is no latex on our genitals, no way to dial out risk entirely. I say forget saving the lecture for another time, I just support it.  

Poon roulette should stop in one's early 20's at the latest.  That said rules are meant to be broken.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

I bet she's drawing your dong on a mini post-it note as we speak

 

[rockaction]

Poon roulette should stop in one's early 20's at the latest.  That said rules are meant to be broken.

I think the occasional foray into poon roulette keeps us in touch the ultimate end of sex, namely, life.  

 

[rockaction]

And disease, of course.  

 

[dickey moe]

Im braising the ground beef