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So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

Zow said:
Terrible idea.  

At this point you've consumed 8 beers.  I'll give you a couple hours to have done that. I'm going to underestimate and assume the porters aren't a significantly high ABV.  I'm also going to assume that you even metabolize alcohol slightly faster than the average sized male.  I'm also going to assume you're an average sized male.  This means that each drink you have likely adds ~ .022% to your BAC.  

Assuming you just finished your last beer, your BAC is actually still rising.  You have likely metabolized two drinks, but that still leaves at least four that are already in your system and two make their way.  With four, that puts you at a ~.088% BAC.  If you wait two hours you'll metabolize... 

Dammit, at this point I'm just gonna stop.  Too many assumptions here and I'm creeping towards giving you the direct advice that I probably shouldn't.  And, you probably wouldn't listen to it anyway.  Either way, please don't drive tonight.  Seriously.  
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This is exactly how I think about it too.

I just got back. I drove drunk again. I bought 2 whoppers and 3 tall fosters. I'm eating one of the burgers and I figure that a lot of calories to absorb the the alcohol.

i won't go out again. It's 3 fosters hell or high water.

 
Zow said:
Terrible idea.  

At this point you've consumed 8 beers.  I'll give you a couple hours to have done that. I'm going to underestimate and assume the porters aren't a significantly high ABV.  I'm also going to assume that you even metabolize alcohol slightly faster than the average sized male.  I'm also going to assume you're an average sized male.  This means that each drink you have likely adds ~ .022% to your BAC.  

Assuming you just finished your last beer, your BAC is actually still rising.  You have likely metabolized two drinks, but that still leaves at least four that are already in your system and two make their way.  With four, that puts you at a ~.088% BAC.  If you wait two hours you'll metabolize... 

Dammit, at this point I'm just gonna stop.  Too many assumptions here and I'm creeping towards giving you the direct advice that I probably shouldn't.  And, you probably wouldn't listen to it anyway.  Either way, please don't drive tonight.  Seriously.  
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BTW I'm an above average sized male.

 
Zow said:
Terrible idea.  

At this point you've consumed 8 beers.  I'll give you a couple hours to have done that. I'm going to underestimate and assume the porters aren't a significantly high ABV.  I'm also going to assume that you even metabolize alcohol slightly faster than the average sized male.  I'm also going to assume you're an average sized male.  This means that each drink you have likely adds ~ .022% to your BAC.  

Assuming you just finished your last beer, your BAC is actually still rising.  You have likely metabolized two drinks, but that still leaves at least four that are already in your system and two make their way.  With four, that puts you at a ~.088% BAC.  If you wait two hours you'll metabolize... 

Dammit, at this point I'm just gonna stop.  Too many assumptions here and I'm creeping towards giving you the direct advice that I probably shouldn't.  And, you probably wouldn't listen to it anyway.  Either way, please don't drive tonight.  Seriously.  
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You should start a thread on Friday night called:

"You Want Your B.A.C? This Lawyer Guy Calculates Tonight for FREE!

 
RokNRole said:
This is exactly how I think about it too.

I just got back. I drove drunk again. I bought 2 whoppers and 3 tall fosters. I'm eating one of the burgers and I figure that a lot of calories to absorb the the alcohol.

i won't go out again. It's 3 fosters hell or high water.
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That's so selfish. 

I'm out. 

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
My only advice would be to cut down half the time on Xbox and replace it with trolling for women on Tinder. Technology and today's youth having a casual moral attitude has made it easier than ever to get laid. Railing a bunch of random broads won't solve all your problems but it certainly won't add to them. You seem fairly isolated in terms of having relationships with others outside of the interactions you have at work. It might do you a lot of good hanging out with horny women, perhaps you won't cut down on your drinking but at least you would cut down on your drinking alone. Plus you would be tapping a bunch of strange. Tapping a lot of strange can do wonders for one's mood.
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No schtick, this is awesome advice for many reasons. First of all you can kill a lot of time browsing profiles, exchanging messages, chatting, etc. so it's great for the boredom. Second, obviously as a single guy you're horny and tapping a lot of strange is very satisfying and good for the self-esteem. Third, it's good to go through a period of racking up a large quantity of poon for several reasons -- to learn about all the types of women out there and which ones you prefer, to fill up your spank bank, and to have no regrets when you do finally settle down. When that time comes, it's an awesome feeling to look back on single life and say "been there, done that" and not feel like you missed out on anything. Ideally, when you get married you should be sick & tired of all the craziness of dating, the letdowns, the insane chicks, etc. 

 
RokNRole said:
This is exactly how I think about it too.

I just got back. I drove drunk again. I bought 2 whoppers and 3 tall fosters. I'm eating one of the burgers and I figure that a lot of calories to absorb the the alcohol.

i won't go out again. It's 3 fosters hell or high water.
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Being a much above average size guy, 2 whoppers and 6+ talls add up to  huge calories.  Pro tip: Single burgers,

 
RokNRole said:
How are we defining this caliber?
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Looks, intelligence, personality, not an addict, from a somewhat normal family, won't cut your balls off while you sleep, won't bang the Dallas Mavericks. Stuff like that. What are you bringing to the table that would make a quality chick want you as a husband?

 
RokNRole said:
This is exactly how I think about it too.

I just got back. I drove drunk again. I bought 2 whoppers and 3 tall fosters. I'm eating one of the burgers and I figure that a lot of calories to absorb the the alcohol.

i won't go out again. It's 3 fosters hell or high water.
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JFC. you. #######. so. ######. selfish. 

"calories" do not "absorb alcohol". come on man. you've been on this planet 30-odd years. you've got to know this, right? 

NOT driving drunk is the easiest thing to do. call a cab. call a friend. walk. and for ####'s sake, there's Uber and Lyft. do they not have these in TX? 

sorry if i'm being harsh, but my wife was hit by a drunk driver. she lived (thankfully, and luckily) and he died. turned our lives upside down, and still dealing with the psychological and emotional aftermath years later.

hope you're proud of yourself. hope those three Fosters and BK taste great. enjoy your hangover tomorrow.

#######.  

 
McGarnicle said:
Looks, intelligence, personality, not an addict, from a somewhat normal family, won't cut your balls off while you sleep, won't bang the Dallas Mavericks. Stuff like that. What are you bringing to the table that would make a quality chick want you as a husband?
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All that is easy to find except for the first one.

I just want a nice hot chick with a clean cooter. I can offer what I got.

 
Quint said:
JFC. you. #######. so. ######. selfish. 

"calories" do not "absorb alcohol". come on man. you've been on this planet 30-odd years. you've got to know this, right? 

NOT driving drunk is the easiest thing to do. call a cab. call a friend. walk. and for ####'s sake, there's Uber and Lyft. do they not have these in TX? 

sorry if i'm being harsh, but my wife was hit by a drunk driver. she lived (thankfully, and luckily) and he died. turned our lives upside down, and still dealing with the psychological and emotional aftermath years later.

hope you're proud of yourself. hope those three Fosters and BK taste great. enjoy your hangover tomorrow.

#######.  
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I'm never proud of myself I'm just being honest about my actions.

 
Quint said:
JFC. you. #######. so. ######. selfish. 

"calories" do not "absorb alcohol". come on man. you've been on this planet 30-odd years. you've got to know this, right? 

NOT driving drunk is the easiest thing to do. call a cab. call a friend. walk. and for ####'s sake, there's Uber and Lyft. do they not have these in TX? 

sorry if i'm being harsh, but my wife was hit by a drunk driver. she lived (thankfully, and luckily) and he died. turned our lives upside down, and still dealing with the psychological and emotional aftermath years later.

hope you're proud of yourself. hope those three Fosters and BK taste great. enjoy your hangover tomorrow.

#######.  
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I don't blame you. I can't and won't defend wanton and conscious drunk driving. So sorry for what you have been through and I'm glad your wife is still with you. Hopefully she's 100%.

 
RokNRole said:
I'm never proud of myself I'm just being honest about my actions.
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appreciate the honesty. 

don't appreciate the absolute dumb-assery you're exhibiting. 

listen to the advice in here. please. do something to help yourself. 

DUI (or worse) ain't the answer. 

 
RokNRole said:
Is this rock bottom? Driving 2 blocks drunk and cutting through the Walmart parking lot to get to BK and 7-11?
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two blocks? two??

what is that? 10 minute walk? and you burn a calorie while doing it. 

gawd. make better decisions. please. 

 
RokNRole said:
This is exactly how I think about it too.

I just got back. I drove drunk again. I bought 2 whoppers and 3 tall fosters. I'm eating one of the burgers and I figure that a lot of calories to absorb the the alcohol.

i won't go out again. It's 3 fosters hell or high water.
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RokNRole said:
Yeah... I know I'm a piece of crap.

Not happy I am. I spent my whole life trying not to be one. It just happened.
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At least you pretend to be aware of your complete jackassery. Seriously, get help and stop bragging about putting other people's lives in danger.  

Fwiw I don't believe any person including you, is a complete bag of ####. But people who are put here for a purpose. Yeah you're not religious, fine. Doesn't change the fact that you can do good.  But it's not easy.  So get over your pity party and do something about your situation. 

 
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I always (probably incorrectly) figured I could safely drive a short distance drunk if I was really careful. What always freaked me out was someone else causing an accident, or a pedestrian running/falling into the street or whatever. Something that normally wouldn't be considered my fault, but because I was drunk, suddenly I could be on the hook for vehicular manslaughter. That's such a huge risk to take, even if you think you're not too impaired to drive safely.

 
RokNRole said:
Yeah... I know I'm a piece of crap.

Not happy I am. I spent my whole life trying not to be one. It just happened.
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No it didn't. It sounds like your childhood was dog ####. It's not a huge surprise you ended up here. 

You've got two options and it really is this simple. Wallow in it and flush your life down the toilet or put the beer down, look yourself in the mirror, grab your bollocks, and change your lot in life. This isn't just platitudes. Bad habits and patterns are extremely difficult to break, BELIEVE me, I know. But you have to ####ing grow up. It's literally the only way to get the things you claim to want. 

 
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RokNRole said:
Ive definitely become an alcoholic. I think if I don't stop soon I'll become physically dependent on it within a few months.
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Physical/mental dependence is somewhat irrelevant. You've admitted you have a problem, that's the first step. Now go get help. Find an AA meeting near you. Tomorrow. 

 
RokNRole said:
Ive definitely become an alcoholic. I think if I don't stop soon I'll become physically dependent on it within a few months.
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You'll end up in the hospital very soon, if you don't get yourself together. I have to take care of at least one a week- just your age, just your attitude. And I have to deal with their sense of entitlement and their inability to take any responsibility for their actions, while they go through DTs, and piss and crap all over themselves.

And once it happens, you can count on it happening, again and again, with ever increasing frequency, until eventually, organ failure, and then, death. Alone. In a hospital bed. With no one to visit them. And the only person available to show them any human compassion, would rather avoid them because they're a manipulative turd who expects people are just going to forgive all their faults and inexcusable behavior because they're so powerless now.

thats where you're headed. It's harsh, but I'll just about guarantee it, if you don't pull your head out. Choice is yours.

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
No it didn't. It sounds like your childhood was dog ####. It's not a huge surprise you ended up here. 

You've got two options and it really is this simple. Wallow in it and flush your life down the toilet or put the beer down, look yourself in the mirror, grab your bollocks, and change your lot in life. This isn't just platitudes. Bad habits and patterns are extremely difficult to break, BELIEVE me, I know. But you have to ####ing grow up. It's literally the only way to get the things you claim to want. 
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I bet thousands of people in this forum (including me) had less than great childhoods and have overcome it to live productive lives. The difference is I/they they don't say "IT just happened".  No Rok, you happened.  "it happened" is playing the victim.   And reading through the last several pages you think the train wreck is actually funny.  Purposely driving drunk twice while commenting whether you should have 2 more?  WTF? Just stay away from my daughters and car lane and we're good.  And please don't get assigned to my table either.

 
Judge Smails said:
I bet thousands of people in this forum (including me) had less than great childhoods and have overcome it to live productive lives. The difference is I/they they don't say "IT just happened".  No Rok, you happened.  "it happened" is playing the victim.   And reading through the last several pages you think the train wreck is actually funny.  Purposely driving drunk twice while commenting whether you should have 2 more?  WTF? Just stay away from my daughters and car lane and we're good.  And please don't get assigned to my table either.
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I don't think any of this is funny.

 
I guess this is rock bottom. I don't even like myself right now.

I would go deeper but I don't know what is my real feelings and what is the alcohol. I just know this ain't right.

 
ProstheticRGK said:
You'll end up in the hospital very soon, if you don't get yourself together. I have to take care of at least one a week- just your age, just your attitude. And I have to deal with their sense of entitlement and their inability to take any responsibility for their actions, while they go through DTs, and piss and crap all over themselves.

And once it happens, you can count on it happening, again and again, with ever increasing frequency, until eventually, organ failure, and then, death. Alone. In a hospital bed. With no one to visit them. And the only person available to show them any human compassion, would rather avoid them because they're a manipulative turd who expects people are just going to forgive all their faults and inexcusable behavior because they're so powerless now.

thats where you're headed. It's harsh, but I'll just about guarantee it, if you don't pull your head out. Choice is yours.
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But, most hospital rooms now have cable or DirecTV, which is nice.

 
RokNRole said:
I guess this is rock bottom. I don't even like myself right now.

I would go deeper but I don't know what is my real feelings and what is the alcohol. I just know this ain't right.
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Finish your beers or throw them away. Drink a bunch of water and go to bed. Find a local AA meeting the minute you wake up tomorrow and go to the first one nearby. Then report back here. 

No joke, this is the first step to liking yourself again. 

 
I've gone to AA before. I had to go to 21 days of it to avoid homelessness after my marriage imploded and I hit the pipe hard.

3-5 times a day. I hated it.

 
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