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So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

If it's an act then so be it, but it's pretty obvious to me that he is troubled. I don't think anyone can dispute that. Many people who are troubled do act out to get attention because they are alone. I'd rather err on taking someone seriously vs not and find out later it was for real. If he's laughing his ### off then so be it. Not a big deal to me. I've seen suicidals who folks thought were great actors who weren't acting. And this is in person. Online it's harder esp if you don't know the person. So if I'm being played, so be it. I have enough of my own stuff to really care about than to possibly get a told you so.

Also it was mentioned how he's a great artist. Many folks with mental illness are great artists. That's how they communicate best is through their art.
I'm not sure drawing cartoon penises equates to being a "great artist"

 
If it's an act then so be it, but it's pretty obvious to me that he is troubled. I don't think anyone can dispute that. Many people who are troubled do act out to get attention because they are alone. I'd rather err on taking someone seriously vs not and find out later it was for real. If he's laughing his ### off then so be it. Not a big deal to me. I've seen suicidals who folks thought were great actors who weren't acting. And this is in person. Online it's harder esp if you don't know the person. So if I'm being played, so be it. I have enough of my own stuff to really care about than to possibly get a told you so.

Also it was mentioned how he's a great artist. Many folks with mental illness are great artists. That's how they communicate best is through their art.
Yeah he draws penis cartoons. 

 
I dressed up to take a walk but knew that either direction I went I would buy at least 2 big beers. I decided to stay home and eat cheese. I'm sorry it's anti-climactic.

 
RokNRole said:
I feel like a monkey at the zoo, alone in a cage. On the surface I've got everything I need and reasonably content much of the time. Occasionally people come around and we can play through the bars. But eventually the zoo closes and they go on with their lives. Happy to spend a moment with the funny monkey.

But then the cage gets dark, the bars are still there for the monkey. Forever just looking around at things that can't be touched or walked upon.
Put it to some music and you got a hit. 

 
So I have a disc golf basket in my back yard and about 30 discs so I can practice my putting. Last thing I remember last night was drinking tequila and doing bonghits in the pool, blasting my 70's top 40 Pandora station. 

Woke up this morning wearing only a t-shirt. Went outside, my swim trunks are by the pool, couple chairs are knocked over, my Yeti tumbler is in the grass and I can't find the lid, and there are frisbees all over the place. So, I guess there's a chance I was throwing frisbees in the nude last night, or at least bottomless.

So I hope this makes you feel better about yourself. :shrug:  

 
So I have a disc golf basket in my back yard and about 30 discs so I can practice my putting. Last thing I remember last night was drinking tequila and doing bonghits in the pool, blasting my 70's top 40 Pandora station. 

Woke up this morning wearing only a t-shirt. Went outside, my swim trunks are by the pool, couple chairs are knocked over, my Yeti tumbler is in the grass and I can't find the lid, and there are frisbees all over the place. So, I guess there's a chance I was throwing frisbees in the nude last night, or at least bottomless.

So I hope this makes you feel better about yourself. :shrug:  
RnR needs to take notes.  This is an example of how you spend a drunken evening.  You don't get drunk alone in your apartment and then just whine about being drunk and bored while sitting by yourself.   

Not sure how you cannot have friends.  I know you are weird but even weirdos run in packs.  No offense. 

 
So I have a disc golf basket in my back yard and about 30 discs so I can practice my putting. Last thing I remember last night was drinking tequila and doing bonghits in the pool, blasting my 70's top 40 Pandora station. 

Woke up this morning wearing only a t-shirt. Went outside, my swim trunks are by the pool, couple chairs are knocked over, my Yeti tumbler is in the grass and I can't find the lid, and there are frisbees all over the place. So, I guess there's a chance I was throwing frisbees in the nude last night, or at least bottomless.

So I hope this makes you feel better about yourself. :shrug:  
I think we might be neighbors...  

Unless this is a common thing in Georgia.

 
So I have a disc golf basket in my back yard and about 30 discs so I can practice my putting. Last thing I remember last night was drinking tequila and doing bonghits in the pool, blasting my 70's top 40 Pandora station. 

Woke up this morning wearing only a t-shirt. Went outside, my swim trunks are by the pool, couple chairs are knocked over, my Yeti tumbler is in the grass and I can't find the lid, and there are frisbees all over the place. So, I guess there's a chance I was throwing frisbees in the nude last night, or at least bottomless.

So I hope this makes you feel better about yourself. :shrug:  
I have now added buying discs to my to do list today.  I was looking for something to push me over the edge.

 
RokNRole said:
I feel like a monkey at the zoo, alone in a cage. On the surface I've got everything I need and reasonably content much of the time. Occasionally people come around and we can play through the bars. But eventually the zoo closes and they go on with their lives. Happy to spend a moment with the funny monkey.

But then the cage gets dark, the bars are still there for the monkey. Forever just looking around at things that can't be touched or walked upon.
So the monkey thinks his temporary reprieve is the people who come to stare?  Is the visitor here actually a metaphor for a "Tall Boy" and the consequential depression when all the tall boys are gone?

For the record, my mother and aunt taught the monkey in the local zoo to smoke.... so I know a lot about monkeys.

 
So I have a disc golf basket in my back yard and about 30 discs so I can practice my putting. Last thing I remember last night was drinking tequila and doing bonghits in the pool, blasting my 70's top 40 Pandora station. 

Woke up this morning wearing only a t-shirt. Went outside, my swim trunks are by the pool, couple chairs are knocked over, my Yeti tumbler is in the grass and I can't find the lid, and there are frisbees all over the place. So, I guess there's a chance I was throwing frisbees in the nude last night, or at least bottomless.

So I hope this makes you feel better about yourself. :shrug:  
After reading this I think I want to update from my current "Blow-by-blow of the life of RNR" thread to the one starring McGarnicle.

Sounds like better special effects in the action scenes, if nothing else....

 
So I have a disc golf basket in my back yard and about 30 discs so I can practice my putting. Last thing I remember last night was drinking tequila and doing bonghits in the pool, blasting my 70's top 40 Pandora station. 

Woke up this morning wearing only a t-shirt. Went outside, my swim trunks are by the pool, couple chairs are knocked over, my Yeti tumbler is in the grass and I can't find the lid, and there are frisbees all over the place. So, I guess there's a chance I was throwing frisbees in the nude last night, or at least bottomless.

So I hope this makes you feel better about yourself. :shrug:  
We need a dedicated McGarnicle thread, STAT.  

 
After reading this I think I want to update from my current "Blow-by-blow of the life of RNR" thread to the one starring McGarnicle.

Sounds like better special effects in the action scenes, if nothing else....
@RokNRole, next time you're bored instead of buying some Keystone Light tallboys you should sit down and draw a cartoon of baked bottomless McGarnicle playing frisbee golf. And post it, obviously.

 
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We need a dedicated McGarnicle thread, STAT.  
I'm not much of a look at me guy, and lots of stuff I'd want to post probably wouldn't fly with Father Joe. 

But, I've been angling for a 3-way with my wife and one of her hot friends who I'm pretty sure would be down. If that ends up happening I'll have to post an update here or possibly :e:lsewhere.

 
I'm not much of a look at me guy, and lots of stuff I'd want to post probably wouldn't fly with Father Joe. 

But, I've been angling for a 3-way with my wife and one of her hot friends who I'm pretty sure would be down. If that ends up happening I'll have to post an update here or possibly :e:lsewhere.
We need this.

 
I'm not much of a look at me guy, and lots of stuff I'd want to post probably wouldn't fly with Father Joe. 

But, I've been angling for a 3-way with my wife and one of her hot friends who I'm pretty sure would be down. If that ends up happening I'll have to post an update here or possibly :e:lsewhere.
My head hurts just trying to calculate how many tall boys you would need in total to pull this off. 

 
People have different priorities.

RNR likes expensive cheese and cheap beer.

Icon-you probably like cheap cheese and expensive beer.
Miller lite is my go to.... But I do like good bourbon/whiskey so point taken. That said... it's one thing to spend disposable income on frivolities... it's another to buy that stuff when you're counting nickels to make rent. 

 
Miller lite is my go to.... But I do like good bourbon/whiskey so point taken. That said... it's one thing to spend disposable income on frivolities... it's another to buy that stuff when you're counting nickels to make rent. 
It's just cheese bro

 
Well....I definitely have an alcohol problem. Thinking about marrying the woman that loves me if she decides to stay in the states. Otherwise I'm sucking down crap beer ,American Spirit Golds and playing hockey on the Xbox. 

About to go in to the playoffs. Shattered Wayne's goal record but not nearly the assists. Otherwise I'm trying to play like him. Find the open ice and go there and see what happens.

 
Well....I definitely have an alcohol problem. Thinking about marrying the woman that loves me if she decides to stay in the states. Otherwise I'm sucking down crap beer ,American Spirit Golds and playing hockey on the Xbox. 

About to go in to the playoffs. Shattered Wayne's goal record but not nearly the assists. Otherwise I'm trying to play like him. Find the open ice and go there and see what happens.
This is no time for the love of a woman. You need to concentrate on the playoffs. 

 
This is no time for the love of a woman. You need to concentrate on the playoffs. 
She understands how important they are and she has watched me play many games. She said...

"I didn't understand it when you explained hockey to me but now that I see it I'm starting to like it"!

 
This is no time for the love of a woman. You need to concentrate on the playoffs. 
I'm taking Colorado to the playoffs like Vancouver. Just hope I don't get injured with my pummeling style.

I was injured for a stretch in the beginning of the year and mid season and they held up well. The whole Vancouver fiasco was because the starting goalie went down in round 1

 
Man I love hockey. Rather than going to AA I'd rather play hockey and get in the middle of things.

Im 33 if I join a 30+ beer league are they going to get upset about my play style?

 

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