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So I invented a heated snow shovel... (1 Viewer)

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I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store. The melted snow puddled and froze in front of the door and someone slipped and fell and I think they might sue me. How do I invent a time machine?

 
I've invented two time machines in my lifetime. Unfortunately, at the moment, they both only go forward at regular speed.

 
I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store. The melted snow puddled and froze in front of the door and someone slipped and fell and I think they might sue me. How do I invent a time machine?
Got any hot tubs lying around? :shrug:

 
I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store. The melted snow puddled and froze in front of the door and someone slipped and fell and I think they might sue me. How do I invent a time machine?
My uncle and brother have a time machine, I will ask them how it works right after I feed my llama, Tina.

 
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You're best bet is to settle out of court with them. But once you come to an agreement, write "Bull#### Money Grab" on the memo line of the check.

 
I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store.
If I saw someone using this contraption in public, Id suspect them either to be a crackhead or mentally challenged, or both.

 
I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store. The melted snow puddled and froze in front of the door and someone slipped and fell and I think they might sue me. How do I invent a time machine?
My uncle and brother have a time machine, I will ask them how it works right after I feed my llama, Tina.
Yes, I love technology

But not as much as you, you see

But I still love technology

Always and forever

 

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