So I invented a heated snow shovel... (1 Viewer)

[Geezil]

I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store. The melted snow puddled and froze in front of the door and someone slipped and fell and I think they might sue me. How do I invent a time machine?

 

[Ray Barboni]

Time machine? Pffft that's easy - garbage composter. Duh

FWIW...heated snow shovels are dumb. I hope you get sued.

 

[Sarnoff]

I've invented two time machines in my lifetime. Unfortunately, at the moment, they both only go forward at regular speed.

 

[datonn]

I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store. The melted snow puddled and froze in front of the door and someone slipped and fell and I think they might sue me. How do I invent a time machine?

Got any hot tubs lying around?

 

[Tom Servo]

So I invented a heated snow shovel did something stupid...

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store. The melted snow puddled and froze in front of the door and someone slipped and fell and I think they might sue me. How do I invent a time machine?

My uncle and brother have a time machine, I will ask them how it works right after I feed my llama, Tina.

 

[T Bell]

I'd rather you ask how you invent a good FFA post.

 

[Rattle and Hum]

Offer the shovel and licensing rights as compensation to the plaintiff.

 

[Rayderr]

You're best bet is to settle out of court with them. But once you come to an agreement, write "Bull#### Money Grab" on the memo line of the check.

 

[Brony]

How many waffles does it toast at one time?

 

[rockaction]

I'd rather you ask how you invent a good FFA post.

Uh, the late-nighters know...he gone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc65hFCls8E

 

[GAlmgren]

The only ting that could make shoveling more fun would be to make the shovel heavier. Sweet idea.

 

[fatness]

How do I invent a time machine?

done

 

[Kenny Powers]

I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store.

If I saw someone using this contraption in public, Id suspect them either to be a crackhead or mentally challenged, or both.

 

[Tom Servo]

I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store.

If I saw someone using this contraption in public, Id suspect them either to be a crackhead or mentally challenged, or both.

Well, he got banned from here. Point made.

 

[lombardi]

I had an old metal bladed snow shovel and a griddle in the garage. 4 bolts, an extension cord and some duct tape and voila. It worked better than expected so I began to use it at the store. The melted snow puddled and froze in front of the door and someone slipped and fell and I think they might sue me. How do I invent a time machine?

My uncle and brother have a time machine, I will ask them how it works right after I feed my llama, Tina.

Yes, I love technology

But not as much as you, you see

But I still love technology

Always and forever