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[peaces]

Lately I've been rocking the banana hammock with a matching fanny pack 

 

[TheFanatic]

Um did you not see where I said I wear them?

Someone got their extra pockets in a bunch

I might have, had you posted that with your original post:

For the record it's pretty much what I wear

Edited 4 hours ago by belljr

I posted mine before you added your edit. 

On a side note, the cargs I'm sporting right now, were perfect for that little can of Deep Wood Off I needed for my son's sunset soccer game. Cargs win the functionality award again. 

 

[TheFanatic]

Is it just me, or is cotton the official enemy of all things holy. I feel like if I'm not sporting dry fit/moisture wicking/Under Armor I'm just not trying. When did loving cotton become the same as hating America? And is this just a seasonal thing? I'm so confused. 

 

[mr. furley]

I'm getting ahead of the curve and buy me some Jams. 

based on what i saw, i think you're part of the in crowd if you're wearing these 

 

[Koya]

based on what i saw, i think you're part of the in crowd if you're wearing these 

So, I've sorta been adopted by the Uptown / Deep Ellum hospitality crowd in my new home of Dallas. So I'm surrounded by late 20 something hipsters and whatever actually hip people call themselves... 

This year it's semi floral, print Hawaiian buttoned shirts... pineapples being a theme.

Jams are the next logical progression. #doinmiddleagedcrisisright 

 

[Koya]

Is it just me, or is cotton the official enemy of all things holy. I feel like if I'm not sporting dry fit/moisture wicking/Under Armor I'm just not trying. When did loving cotton become the same as hating America? And is this just a seasonal thing? I'm so confused. 

F'n Trump. 

Think it has to do with tariffs or sumpin

 

[skol asylum]

I will admit that I'm sporting some cargos right now. In my defense, just got back from 9 days at Disney with the fam and pretty much all my shorts are at the end of the laundry line behind my wife's stuff and that of my four children. 

Nowadays, the only time I wear them is to just piss off Mrs. Fanatic. I'm not so sure but these may in face be the last pair of my collection. 

Also, if you haven't seen them yet, they are making shorts with extra pockets, they are just hidden. I got a couple pairs of dry fit casual short that had an extra pocket down the calf behind the seam that runs down the side. Best of both worlds! Like these at Target. Look at the second pic of the shorts, right side. you can see the opening for the pocket. 

Love cargo shorts but I've never been metro and don't care to be. Don't see how wearing a pair of dress pants cut off at the knee is somehow stylish and better in any way.

 

[James Daulton]

Big fan or cargo shorts and backwards ball caps.  Crocs?  Meh - I owned one pair like 10 years ago and would wear them as houseshoes to go get the mail and take the dog out.  

I knew there was a reason I liked you besides those feet. 

 

[James Daulton]

If OP shorts ever come back in style I'm good to go. 

 

[Capella]

I thought crocs were just for around the house. Cleaning the pool deck etc. There is no way you should be wearing those in public. 

 

[Ignoramus]

Like calling someone "brah"

For reals, bruh

 

[Otis]

Love cargo shorts but I've never been metro and don't care to be. Don't see how wearing a pair of dress pants cut off at the knee is somehow stylish and better in any way.

Exhibit A. 

 

[Otis]

the cargs I'm sporting right now

Let’s try not to do this.  

 

[Exit 1]

Are cargo shorts less fashionable than sweaty suit guy on the subway?

 

[Otis]

Are cargo shorts less fashionable than sweaty suit guy on the subway?

Without question. And that’s pretty bad. 

 

[Tom Servo]

Are cargo shorts less fashionable than sweaty suit guy on the subway?

No.

 

[rockaction]

I'm gonna go with no on that, too.  

 

[TheFanatic]

Let’s try not to do this.  

I'm trying the latest lingo. Evidently, a second syllable it too much for people and carg is now all the rage to describe something that is definitely not all the rage. 

Also, crossing my fingers the wife gets to my dirty laundry from the trip. And before anyone blasts me for not doing it myself, she's had the washer and dryer going non stop since we got home. I think I'm down to my last pair of mid calf white socks to wear with my crocs...

 

[zoonation]

people confusing fashion with comfort in here.

 

[TheFanatic]

people confusing fashion with comfort in here.

Evidently these are mutually exclusive properties except when discussing yoga pants... which we aren't allowed to discuss anymore  

 

[Otis]

I'm trying the latest lingo.

x

 

[sublimeone]

Cargo shorts: these are my go-to's for camping or working around the house. I will wear them out and about but only for running to the grocery store or for a fast-food lunch.

Standard casual shorts: best for the office, church, dinner, etc...

Hybrid shorts: I find these the most versatile. Because of the color options these can look pretty nice and can be paired with a polo or nice t-shirt... you can also ditch the underpants and now you can swim in them.  I find myself getting the most use out of this particular style. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I thought crocs were just for around the house. Cleaning the pool deck etc. There is no way you should be wearing those in public. 

They do have their legit use, but just like going out for breakfast in your jammies, it's not a public thing.

 

[Gr00vus]

As bad as cargo pants/shorts are, skinny jeans/pants are worse.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

What is the problem with cargo shorts?

 

[rascal]

As bad as cargo pants/shorts are, skinny jeans/pants are worse.

I completely agree with this.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Got 'em on for the beer fest today, very handy. Tickets, sunscreen, hat, sunglasses, it all has room. Happy Saturday y'all.

 

[rockaction]

Got 'em on for the beer fest today, very handy. Tickets, sunscreen, hat, sunglasses, it all has room. Happy Saturday y'all.

You're wearing Oakley wraps, aren't you?  

Just kidding. Have fun at the beer fest, SID. 

 

[honky kong]

I wear cargo shorts and have no opinion on crocs but anyone over the age of 20 who consistently wears their cap backwards kinda deserves to be punched in the face.

 

[Hov34]

I wear cargo shorts and have no opinion on crocs but anyone over the age of 20 who consistently wears their cap backwards kinda deserves to be punched in the face.

Bruh