Stable life, meet college flame (1 Viewer)

[cstu]

Reality check: Martin Luther King, Jr. was a philanderer. So was pretty much every other public figure you care to name. All scumbags?

I would not be friends with him.

 

[dickey moe]

Titty Titty Bang Bang

 

[dickey moe]

Bright Kids Big Titty

 

[cstu]

Honestly think Chem nailed it. None of you guys are surpassing Mammary Lane.

 

[Kraft...]

Honestly think Chem nailed it. None of you guys are surpassing Mammary Lane.

Between this and Kardashian thread, X can't be stopped

 

[boots11234]

this thread sure has humped the tracks.

 

[Henry Ford]

Stable life

 

[johnnycakes]

Stable life

 

[skol asylum]

Leave the OP alone. He has a chance to be with his breast friend. The kind of gal where if he has something to get of his chest she'll happily allow him to share it all over hers.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Reality check: Martin Luther King, Jr. was a philanderer. So was pretty much every other public figure you care to name. All scumbags?

The thing about public figures - especially if they are political or quasi-political - is you already know not to trust them so philandering doesn't even move the outrage needle. But, if I deal with someone at a local level and I am in a position of whether or not to trust their judgement and they are an admitted philanderer....well, hell, I think it would be fair to question their integrity, or at a minimum take it into account.

 

[Zow]

Stable life

He married sarah Jessica Parker?

 

[Aerial Assault]

Is there any remaining juice to be squeezed out of this thread?

 

[Henry Ford]

Stable life

He married sarah Jessica Parker?

Oh, come on.Sarah Jessica Parker would never wear those shoes.

 

[bushdocda]

Is it a stable weekend or a flaming weekend for the OP?

 

[EYLive]

Wow, 12 pages and active all the way to Friday. That's pretty good for a fishing trip. There's 0% chance that this is real.

 

[cstu]

Is there any remaining juice to be squeezed out of this thread?

Milk it for all it's worth.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wow, 12 pages and active all the way to Friday. That's pretty good for a fishing trip. There's 0% chance that this is real.

0%? Really? 0%?

 

[rockaction]

Is there any remaining juice to be squeezed out of this thread?

Stable life

He married sarah Jessica Parker?

Oh, come on.Sarah Jessica Parker would never wear those shoes.

Yes. The SJP horse gag will get me every time. Like the Ric Ocasek "Why the long face?"

 

[Johnny Rock]

Is there any remaining juice to be squeezed out of this thread?

It feels like soon this thread will be nothing but a mammary.

 

[Tom Servo]

Is there any remaining juice to be squeezed out of this thread?

Letting the juice run down his leg? :LedZeppelin:

 

[pizzatyme]

This thread was titillating for quite some time!

 

[Bucky86]

Things perk up whenever this gets bounced back to the front page.

 

[Osaurus]

Wish this guy had 2 oz of control

 

[The Goat]

Important FBG info: Flame has much better cans (30f) than wife. Both are petite. Sorry, no pics.

I don't know you but I thought this was either sarcasm or you really don't have much respect for your wife. Do you? And if not, and no kids, why stay with her?

Sounds like you're talking yourself in to leaving her for the flame anyway, so what's holding you back?

Hang on. THAT was the part that made you realize he doesn't have much respect for his wife?

 

[Das Boot]

Important FBG info: Flame has much better cans (30f) than wife. Both are petite. Sorry, no pics.

I don't know you but I thought this was either sarcasm or you really don't have much respect for your wife. Do you? And if not, and no kids, why stay with her?

Sounds like you're talking yourself in to leaving her for the flame anyway, so what's holding you back?

Hang on. THAT was the part that made you realize he doesn't have much respect for his wife?

Respect the cans.

 

[The Goat]

How do you know the specific details that she has 30 F's? Did you say, woah those are huge...what size are those things?!

A recent ex had fakies...32 E's and those things were huge on her 5'4" frame. Thinking about a girl with bigger bewbs, on a smaller frame seems ridiculous in my head.

32F

Huh. She's my avatar, and I was unaware.

 

[The Goat]

Also, the "perky" name from a couple pages back needs to be disallowed. Breasts can no longer be described as "perky" once they're larger than a human head.

 

[Tom Servo]

Also, the "perky" name from a couple pages back needs to be disallowed. Breasts can no longer be described as "perky" once they're larger than a human head.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Fbguser, I am puzzled no one had gone through a similar situation. Your story is not too different than the love triangle between Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie.

 

[pantagrapher]

Is there any remaining juice to be squeezed out of this thread?

Letting the juice run down his leg?:LedZeppelin:

X

Howlin' Wolf. Plagiarized by Led Zeppelin.

 

[Gr00vus]

Wow, 12 pages and active all the way to Friday. That's pretty good for a fishing trip. There's 0% chance that this is real.

0%? Really? 0%?

Oh good, Mr. Negative Probability Fan has arrived.

 

[xulf]

How was Thanksgiving? Lots of breast meat?

 

[chauncey]

Update?

 

[mr roboto]

We ever confirm this is Woz?

 

[Brony]

How was Thanksgiving? Lots of breast meat?

Hey-O!!!!

 

[xulf]

How was Thanksgiving? Lots of breast meat?

Hey-O!!!!