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Stomach Growling during meetings (1 Viewer)

Next time I get really violent and forceful diarrhea like this, I'm going to stand out on the back deck, bend over and see how far I can shoot it out. My wife refuses to hold the video camera though. :(

 
Have you considered heroin? Takes away your appetite and puts your bowels on lockdown
So far, this is the best option I've heard.
Fairly certain he wasn't making a joke
I wasn't either. :shrug:
You can wait to come down off it after work and evacuate your bowels in the privacy of your own home. Rinse and repeat
AH-HA!! You're an Arizona Ron alias!

 
Have you considered heroin? Takes away your appetite and puts your bowels on lockdown
So far, this is the best option I've heard.
Fairly certain he wasn't making a joke
I wasn't either. :shrug:
You can wait to come down off it after work and evacuate your bowels in the privacy of your own home. Rinse and repeat
AH-HA!! You're an Arizona Ron alias!
No but why do you think that?Are you aware that I gave out my real name and linked to my bands FB page and subsequently to my own FB?

If thats not enough proof im not an alias then what is? If some FBGs from the ny area attend one of my shows will that be enough?

 
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Have you considered heroin? Takes away your appetite and puts your bowels on lockdown
So far, this is the best option I've heard.
Fairly certain he wasn't making a joke
I wasn't either. :shrug:
You can wait to come down off it after work and evacuate your bowels in the privacy of your own home. Rinse and repeat
AH-HA!! You're an Arizona Ron alias!
No but why do you think that?
shower enema down?

 
Have you considered heroin? Takes away your appetite and puts your bowels on lockdown
So far, this is the best option I've heard.
Fairly certain he wasn't making a joke
I wasn't either. :shrug:
You can wait to come down off it after work and evacuate your bowels in the privacy of your own home. Rinse and repeat
AH-HA!! You're an Arizona Ron alias!
No but why do you think that?Are you aware that I gave out my real name and linked to my bands FB page and subsequently to my own FB?

If thats not enough proof im not an alias then what is? If some FBGs from the ny area attend one of my shows will that be enough?
Relax, it was a joke related to a thread began by AR.

To be completely fair and honest with you, I've blown you some ####, but I've never doubted you're anyone other than who you say you are.

 
Have you considered heroin? Takes away your appetite and puts your bowels on lockdown
So far, this is the best option I've heard.
Fairly certain he wasn't making a joke
I wasn't either. :shrug:
You can wait to come down off it after work and evacuate your bowels in the privacy of your own home. Rinse and repeat
AH-HA!! You're an Arizona Ron alias!
No but why do you think that?Are you aware that I gave out my real name and linked to my bands FB page and subsequently to my own FB?

If thats not enough proof im not an alias then what is? If some FBGs from the ny area attend one of my shows will that be enough?
Relax, it was a joke related to a thread began by AR.To be completely fair and honest with you, I've blown you some ####, but I've never doubted you're anyone other than who you say you are.
Thanks

 

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