T-Shirt Design Assistance (v2.0) (1 Viewer)

[TJ-Raider]

You guys came through last year, so I thought I would ask again.

I have a small, family (wife/kids/friends), fresh-squeezed lemonade business. Going very well.

We have plagiarized the funny sayings on the back of the T-Shirt idea from some of the chains.

So any ideas for 2015?

Some winners from years past (that actually made it onto shirts):

-Friends Don't Let Friends Drink CountryTime

-In Your Face Orange Juice!

-Say No to Scurvey

-Putting Little Kids out of Business Since 2006

Some "Winners" that got vetoed by "The Board" (aka Wifey)

-Lemonade and Urine Tests.... Please be sure you are in the right Line.

-All other Lemonade Tastes Terrible, and will Give You Cancer

-Unless Life Also Gave you Sugar and Water... Your Lemonade Is Going to Suck

Appreciate the help!

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Check out our fudge stand around the corner!

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

LEMON PARTY!

ETA: "It's like a lemon party in your mouth"

 

[TJ-Raider]

Check out our fudge stand around the corner!

GOLD!

Unfortunately.... guaranteed veto. But I love it!

I was trying to think of one that used that jingle. Couldn't quite get one.

You sir have my undying message board respect!

 

[Cjw_55106]

We love to squeeze our lemons.

 

[Bucky86]

Our Lemonade is good.

 

[Bucks]

100% Free-Range Lemons!

Uncle Mike's Supplier of the Year Award Winner

Keep on Puckering

 

[Dan Lambskin]

TJ-Raiders Lemonade - It's Toasted

 

[Bucky86]

If you're thirsty....buy our lemonade.

 

[Wooderson]

How does this work? You have a lemonade truck you bring to festivals and the such?

Sounds cool.

 

[Peak]

You'll Pucker Up For Ours!

We have the Squeeziest in Town!

We'll Squeeze the Lemons, but never the Charmin!

 

[Jayrod]

All your lemons are belong to us.

Soda is for sissies. Real men drink lemonade.

Virgin Mike's Hard Lemonade Stand

 

[Buckfast 1]

Does anyone have a favorite t-shirt design website that they have used? I have used CustomInk in the past and was generally satisfied, but I was wondering if there are any better options.

 

[Fat Nick]

Does anyone have a favorite t-shirt design website that they have used? I have used CustomInk in the past and was generally satisfied, but I was wondering if there are any better options.

If only someone here ever had a T-shirt business....Hummm....

 

[Fat Nick]

Milk Milk Lemonade...hold the Milk Milk.

Back says: "What has two thumbs and makes the best Lemonade you've ever had?" Front says: "THIS GUY"

Lemonade so good, it'll make you wanna slap yo' mama!

 

[5-ish Finkle]

If only someone here ever had a T-shirt business....Hummm....

Yeah, but does anyone really need to see a lemon with an enormous ###### that has teeth/tentacles? Or some hairy-looking lemon dude that appears as if he jumped right off the pages of "How To Draw The Marvel Way?"

 

[Buckfast 1]

If only someone here ever had a T-shirt business....Hummm....

Yeah, but does anyone really need to see a lemon with an enormous ###### that has teeth/tentacles? Or some hairy-looking lemon dude that appears as if he jumped right off the pages of "How To Draw The Marvel Way?"

Now that you mention it, I do kind of want to see that.

 

[Fat Nick]

If only someone here ever had a T-shirt business....Hummm....

Yeah, but does anyone really need to see a lemon with an enormous ###### that has teeth/tentacles? Or some hairy-looking lemon dude that appears as if he jumped right off the pages of "How To Draw The Marvel Way?"

Now that you mention it, I do kind of want to see that.

Yes. Exactly.

 

[Corporation]

Our Lemonade is good.

I read this as if it was said by Ron Swanson

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

FIRST

ADE

[red box ala the first aid symbol, but instead of the plus sign, it's the silhouette of a lemon]

 

[nirad3]

Life Gave Us Lemons

We Make Lemonade

 

[belljr]

Pucker Up

 

[D-Day]

It will make your mother pucker

 

[Soulfly3]

get the girls to wear a "he wore lemon" shirt

the boys to wear a "she wore lemon"

 

[Foosball God]

It's not what you're thinking...

 

[jhib]

Yellow is the new orange.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

RIP

 

[peaces]

The way we squeeze your lemon, you've gonna fall right out of bed.

 

[Fat Nick]

FIRST

ADE

[red box ala the first aid symbol, but instead of the plus sign, it's the silhouette of a lemon]

I actually thought about this exact thing, only I was envisioning it WITH the plus sign, just in yellow instead of red.

 

[spOOfy]

I'm a Little Tart

 

[Foosball God]

I'm a Little Tart

Just for his wife and daughter's shirts?

 

[mquinnjr]

LEMON PARTY!

ETA: "It's like a lemon party in your mouth"

 

[Jayrok]

If you don't drink our lemonade then #### you.

 

[jhib]

Arnold Palmer's better half.

 

[EYLive]

Don't Be Mellow, Drink Our Yellow!

 

[EYLive]

It's Not Pee!

 

[Jayrod]

If you don't drink our lemonade then #### you.

I like it...subtle.

 

[Jayrod]

Arnold Palmer's better half.

This ones actually pretty good.

 

[nirad3]

Arnold Palmer's better half.

This ones actually pretty good.

Agree - but it could get lost on commonfolk, IMO.

 

[jhib]

Arnold Palmer's better half.

This ones actually pretty good.

Agree - but it could get lost on commonfolk, IMO.

Oh well. I guess I'll have to save it for my own "Highbrow Lemonade" brand.

 

[Ilov80s]

Picture of a slightly phallic lemon being tugged by a hand as it sprays juice into a cup. Copy reads: Jack Lemon.

 

[Rustoleum]

(Picture of two lemons)

Little. Yellow. Different.

 

[Ilov80s]

Your brand brand name to look like the Subway logo. "Squeeze Fresh."

 

[Daywalker]

"When life gives you lemons...just chill." Logo of lemonade with lots of ice.

 

[Daywalker]

Arnold Palmer's better half.

This ones actually pretty good.

Agree - but it could get lost on commonfolk, IMO.

Think it's common enough.

Do a logo of a golfer putting with a lemon for an ###.

 

[Ilov80s]

Arnold Palmer's better half.

This ones actually pretty good.

Agree - but it could get lost on commonfolk, IMO.

Think it's common enough.Do a logo of a golfer putting with a lemon for an ###.

Agreed. Arnold Palmer is pretty ubiquitous. Snapple sells an "Armold Palmer" and uses the name and image. That would be my choice for your shirt.

 

[Righetti]

A picture of a VW lemon with a big red cross symbol on the side

 

[Righetti]

Arnold Palmer's better half.

This ones actually pretty good.

Awesome

 

[Righetti]

Life Gave Us Lemons

We Make Lemonade

 

[TJ-Raider]

How does this work? You have a lemonade truck you bring to festivals and the such?

Sounds cool.

Yes... but not a truck. A Tent. We mainly stick to arts and craft shows. Better audience than carnivals.

And it is relatively "high-brow" lemonade. No press. We pestle our lemons with a muddler. More work, but the lemonade is above grade!