"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)

[RUSF18]

I think it's at least 2/3 each go around. You have to remember that most of these deranged women treat this like it's a normal relationship, so to them, they've been with this guy for a couple months now (I believe...no idea of actual timeline). What percentage of women aren't sleeping with a guy they've been "seeing" for two months? I'd guess 20%, and that doesn't take into account that, in their heads, this is a guy they're expecting to be engaged to within a month or whatever.

the amount of one on one time before the fantasy suite date probably adds up to less than 48 hours.....and that might be generous....let alone two months....

and supposedly he has weeded his way through the most severly deranged and gotten rid of most of the one night hit it and quit it ladies....these are the final wife prospects and I would think some/most of them probably don't want to feel like they have to "give it up" for him to pick them.....the women here are actually in a pretty tough spot emotionally when it comes to giving it up, even if they really want to.......I realize they may want to "test drive" it as well, but I really think many of them think that can be worked out after the "proposal" should they get it.....

You're analyzing this like the women are normal. I addressed all of this in my post. These women are "in love" despite all their interactions amounting to less than 48 hours.

If I was the Bachelor I would go 3 for 3.

Of course, I'd stack the deck. If a girl told me she was a virgin I'd send her home before she finished her sentence.

Yeah, you start by not sending the Playboy model home a week before. That was the clearest sign this guy doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

 

[Shrugs]

One note on Britt....I remember on the first episode with her meet the contestants intro video, she said something along the lines of (paraphrasing from memory) "my last major relationship was over a year long and we never once had sex...I just really want to get to know someone before I commit to that level of commitment". Anybody else remember that....WTF was that all about?

You sure that was Britt? I was almost exclusively focused on her early - before I got into their personalities and also noticed how ridiculously attractive Jade was - and don't remember that at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzYvxXGfyK8

I would get in on those free hugs if I saw a woman who looked like Brit on the street offering them, even if my girlfriend was with me.

 

[McGarnicle]

They should really offer live feeds inside the fantasy suite. I'm not sure there is a number that I wouldn't pay for that after a couple of Shirley Temples. Just the awkwardness of this guy and the virgin would be worth the price.

I'll bet she's got a size 17 poop chute.

Not a chance man...that girl's sewn up tight. I'd bet everything from the neck down is virgin territory, maybe more. She's one of those kind of asexual types, probably fueled by some guy who dumped her when she was in 8th grade and made her insecure.

Perfect marriage material. She'll never cheat!

 

[General Malaise]

One note on Britt....I remember on the first episode with her meet the contestants intro video, she said something along the lines of (paraphrasing from memory) "my last major relationship was over a year long and we never once had sex...I just really want to get to know someone before I commit to that level of commitment". Anybody else remember that....WTF was that all about?

Just found her Twitter account. She's a Godie. I stand by my assertion of vapidity.

I'm still glad I did it. God consistently works things out for good when we trust Him...even through

Yeah, I was aware of her godbothering, and thanks for the unpleasant reminder. It's a ding, but it doesn't make her vapid IMO.

I'm not a huge veteran of the show, but it seems like the spec about the next B'ette is far more interesting than Mumbles' Choice (which should be Whitney without a second thought) at this point, with three viable candidates.

No, her lack of intellect and superficial personality make her vapid. Dude, she's a career waitress...this isn't a mensa member we're talking about.

 

[General Malaise]

And I don't mean to disparage the service industry. I did it. Lotta smart friends of mine still in it. But I didn't find Britt in the least bit intelligent or interesting. Pretty, yes. But she looked like a walking, talking (unfortunately) blow-up doll with all that makeup.

 

[Joe T]

And I don't mean to disparage the service industry. I did it. Lotta smart friends of mine still in it. But I didn't find Britt in the least bit intelligent or interesting. Pretty, yes. But she looked like a walking, talking (unfortunately) blow-up doll with all that makeup.

So you like her?

 

[Aerial Assault]

And I don't mean to disparage the service industry. I did it. Lotta smart friends of mine still in it. But I didn't find Britt in the least bit intelligent or interesting. Pretty, yes. But she looked like a walking, talking (unfortunately) blow-up doll with all that makeup.

So you're saying you don't like Britt. And Jade has razor burns or something. I'll put you down in the "Kaitlyn" column then.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

When you name your daughter Jade aren't you pretty much putting her on an inevitable path to taking her clothes off for money?

 

[General Malaise]

And I don't mean to disparage the service industry. I did it. Lotta smart friends of mine still in it. But I didn't find Britt in the least bit intelligent or interesting. Pretty, yes. But she looked like a walking, talking (unfortunately) blow-up doll with all that makeup.

So you like her?

Sure. I could like her for 25 minutes.

OK, 10.

3

 

[General Malaise]

And I don't mean to disparage the service industry. I did it. Lotta smart friends of mine still in it. But I didn't find Britt in the least bit intelligent or interesting. Pretty, yes. But she looked like a walking, talking (unfortunately) blow-up doll with all that makeup.

So you're saying you don't like Britt. And Jade has razor burns or something. I'll put you down in the "Kaitlyn" column then.

Correct. I'm in her camp.

 

[(HULK)]

Ladies I'd be happy to have as the bachelorette, in order of preference:

Kaitlyn

Jade

Britt

My head explodes if its Carly and her tiny dwarf hands

 

[General Malaise]

Ladies I'd be happy to have as the bachelorette, in order of preference:

Kaitlyn

Jade

Britt

My head explodes if its Carly and her tiny dwarf hands

We had that with the awful dentist. No need for a reboot.

 

[Fat Nick]

Ladies I'd be happy to have as the bachelorette, in order of preference:

Kaitlyn

Jade

Britt

My head explodes if its Carly and her tiny dwarf hands

I don't think I could tolerate a season of Britt.

I'm voting for Kelsey. I want a magical end to her story...and lots of crazy psycho ####.

 

[Da Guru]

Ladies I'd be happy to have as the bachelorette, in order of preference:

Kaitlyn

Jade

Britt

My head explodes if its Carly and her tiny dwarf hands

Ladies I'd be happy to have as the bachelorette, in order of preference:

Kaitlyn

Jade

Britt

My head explodes if its Carly and her tiny dwarf hands

"Reality Steve" claims it will be Kaitlyn.

 

[Joe T]

Kaitlyn has too many tats for me. A tat on the side of your finger? C'mon.

I get that her personality is kind of quirky and funny, but I'll pass on her as a general rule.

 

[Gr00vus]

Kaitlyn has too many tats for me. A tat on the side of your finger? C'mon.

I get that her personality is kind of quirky and funny, but I'll pass on her as a general rule.

That's a shame, I was really looking forward to seeing your run as a contestant.

 

[NREC34]

Kaitlyn has too many tats for me. A tat on the side of your finger? C'mon.

I get that her personality is kind of quirky and funny, but I'll pass on her as a general rule.

Her big teeth bring her down some for me.

 

[krista4]

Ladies I'd be happy to have as the bachelorette, in order of preference:

Kaitlyn

Jade

Britt

My head explodes if its Carly and her tiny dwarf hands

Ladies I'd be happy to have as the bachelorette, in order of preference:

Kaitlyn

Jade

Britt

My head explodes if its Carly and her tiny dwarf hands

"Reality Steve" claims it will be Kaitlyn.

What happened to this?

Reality Steve thinks its Britt. Apparently, Kaitlyn's social media history is hardly befitting a potential bachelorette.

 

[SeveredHorseHeads]

Kaitlyn has too many tats for me. A tat on the side of your finger? C'mon.

I get that her personality is kind of quirky and funny, but I'll pass on her as a general rule.

Her big teeth bring her down some for me.

It seems almost difficult for her to talk around those chompers.

 

[General Malaise]

Kaitlyn has too many tats for me. A tat on the side of your finger? C'mon.

I get that her personality is kind of quirky and funny, but I'll pass on her as a general rule.

Her big teeth bring her down some for me.

It seems almost difficult for her to talk around those chompers.

I'm going to start throwing pennies in here....

 

[General Malaise]

Kaitlyn has too many tats for me. A tat on the side of your finger? C'mon.

I get that her personality is kind of quirky and funny, but I'll pass on her as a general rule.

It's a generational thing. Good luck finding girls without any ink.

The birds on the back of her arms are pretty bad. Otherwise, she's perfect.

 

[(HULK)]

Kaitlyn has too many tats for me. A tat on the side of your finger? C'mon.

I get that her personality is kind of quirky and funny, but I'll pass on her as a general rule.

It's a generational thing. Good luck finding girls without any ink.

The birds on the back of her arms are pretty bad. Otherwise, she's perfect.

The birds are swallows... so, no complaint here

 

[offdee]

Kaitlyn has been confirmed as the Bachelorette

 

[NREC34]

Anyone watch last night?

Sorry to the guy that knows her IRL but Carly didn't come off looking that good to me.

 

[RUSF18]

Brutal. Enjoyed doing my taxes more.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Kaitlyn has been confirmed as the Bachelorette

Oh?

 

[Soulfly3]

Jade's jugs were ENORMOUS last night.

Yes, Ive seen the nudes... But they looked extra... POW.

Me likie.

 

[NREC34]

Jade's jugs were ENORMOUS last night.

Yes, Ive seen the nudes... But they looked extra... POW.

Me likie.

How do you not take that the suite?ETA: from the way Kaitlyn was talking I definitely feel like they had some fun.

 

[krista4]

Anyone watch last night?

Sorry to the guy that knows her IRL but Carly didn't come off looking that good to me.

I liked Carly pretty well during the show, but she came off horribly last night.

Britt came off really well IMO, but I've never been anti-Britt like many here are.

Chris Harrison was way too gentle with Kelsey.

 

[Soulfly3]

Anyone watch last night?

Sorry to the guy that knows her IRL but Carly didn't come off looking that good to me.

I liked Carly pretty well during the show, but she came off horribly last night.

Britt came off really well IMO, but I've never been anti-Britt like many here are.

Chris Harrison was way too gentle with Kelsey.

Carly is a miserable human being, with horrific eyebrows. Will be lonely a long time.

Britt came off better than expcted, but she's still an actress and a trophy wife.

Chris was scared of Kelsey.

eta: said this a while back... confirmed last night... I think (crazy) Ashley S is the co-hottest girl of the season

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Jade looked so hot last night

 

[Aerial Assault]

Anyone watch last night?

Sorry to the guy that knows her IRL but Carly didn't come off looking that good to me.

I liked Carly pretty well during the show, but she came off horribly last night.

Britt came off really well IMO, but I've never been anti-Britt like many here are.

Chris Harrison was way too gentle with Kelsey.

Carly is a miserable human being, with horrific eyebrows. Will be lonely a long time.

Britt came off better than expcted, but she's still an actress and a trophy wife.

Chris was scared of Kelsey.

eta: said this a while back... confirmed last night... I think (crazy) Ashley S is the co-hottest girl of the season

I always thought the three best-looking girls in the whole cast were Jade, Britt, and Ashley S. But I have a type (that Britt and Jade don't necessarily fit either; that's how good looking I thought they were, plus the Robin Tunney thing added to Jade's appeal for me) that prevented me from being wowed by, say, Samantha or Nikki (the former Giants cheerleader).

 

[Joe T]

They all looked hot last night.

 

[Battles]

Anyone watch last night?

Sorry to the guy that knows her IRL but Carly didn't come off looking that good to me.

I liked Carly pretty well during the show, but she came off horribly last night.

Britt came off really well IMO, but I've never been anti-Britt like many here are.

Chris Harrison was way too gentle with Kelsey.

Carly is a miserable human being, with horrific eyebrows. Will be lonely a long time.

Britt came off better than expcted, but she's still an actress and a trophy wife.

Chris was scared of Kelsey.

eta: said this a while back... confirmed last night... I think (crazy) Ashley S is the co-hottest girl of the season

You're throwing some serious stones at a young girl from a reality show. I get that she/the show put herself in a no win situation for tell all, but sheesh.

 

[Soulfly3]

You're throwing some serious stones at a young girl from a reality show. I get that she/the show put herself in a no win situation for tell all, but sheesh.

Carly?

C'mon, reality show or not, she flat out backstabbed Britt, and laughed about it to the cameras... then last night, basically got called out for it and had no answer for it.

Or if you mean the eyebrows, they're straight up godawful... as a man, I shouldnt know if your eyebrows are awful or not

 

[dhockster]

Jade looked so hot last night

 

[General Malaise]

They all looked hot last night.

Not enough Shiner in Texas to convince me that Kelsey is attractive. Does zero for me. Looks like a little ladyboy.

 

[General Malaise]

Kelsey reminds me of Miss Jane Hathaway with her looks and mannerisms. Would not bang.

 

[Joe T]

Kelsey reminds me of Miss Jane Hathaway with her looks and mannerisms. Would not bang.

lmao

 

[krista4]

Kelsey reminds me of Miss Jane Hathaway with her looks and mannerisms. Would not bang.

lmao

 

[Fat Nick]

Kelsey reminds me of Miss Jane Hathaway with her looks and mannerisms. Would not bang.

I know it wasn't from you, but there were some "hot body" comments on here about her before the crazy side came out.

Ever since...crickets...

 

[Aerial Assault]

Kelsey reminds me of Miss Jane Hathaway with her looks and mannerisms. Would not bang.

I know it wasn't from you, but there were some "hot body" comments on here about her before the crazy side came out.

Ever since...crickets...

Really? I mean, she was thin, sure, but in a gawky way that wasn't attractive to me at all. Before or after the craziness reveal.

 

[(HULK)]

Kelsey reminds me of Miss Jane Hathaway with her looks and mannerisms. Would not bang.

I know it wasn't from you, but there were some "hot body" comments on here about her before the crazy side came out.

Ever since...crickets...

I would bang her.... but she would think my name was Shuke and I was from Internet, Oklahoma

 

[Fat Nick]

Kelsey reminds me of Miss Jane Hathaway with her looks and mannerisms. Would not bang.

I know it wasn't from you, but there were some "hot body" comments on here about her before the crazy side came out.

Ever since...crickets...

I would bang her.... but she would think my name was Shuke and I was from Internet, Oklahoma

"Can I call you Sanderson while you pull my hair and speak big words to me?

 

[TLEF316]

Britt has a really ugly crying face.

Carly really came off horrible. just a miserable jealous petty person with horrendous eyebrows

 

[Fat Nick]

Britt has a really ugly crying face.

Carly really came off horrible. just a miserable jealous petty person with horrendous eyebrows

She looks kind of like a crying infant with make-up on...Her face gets really round.

 

[offdee]

You're throwing some serious stones at a young girl from a reality show. I get that she/the show put herself in a no win situation for tell all, but sheesh.

Carly?

C'mon, reality show or not, she flat out backstabbed Britt, and laughed about it to the cameras... then last night, basically got called out for it and had no answer for it.

Or if you mean the eyebrows, they're straight up godawful... as a man, I shouldnt know if your eyebrows are awful or not

Carly's eyebrows really are terrible and distracting. Those McDonald's arches are all I end up looking at.

 

[Aerial Assault]

You're throwing some serious stones at a young girl from a reality show. I get that she/the show put herself in a no win situation for tell all, but sheesh.

Carly?

C'mon, reality show or not, she flat out backstabbed Britt, and laughed about it to the cameras... then last night, basically got called out for it and had no answer for it.

Or if you mean the eyebrows, they're straight up godawful... as a man, I shouldnt know if your eyebrows are awful or not

Carly's eyebrows really are terrible and distracting. Those McDonald's arches are all I end up looking at.

Yes. Even though her personality needs a lot of work, she's a cute girl with a glaring but easily correctable flaw. It's hard to believe that she didn't get those fixed before the WTA show.

 

[Stinkin Ref]

Kelsey is more like an Olive Oil IMO....

 

[offdee]

You're throwing some serious stones at a young girl from a reality show. I get that she/the show put herself in a no win situation for tell all, but sheesh.

Carly?

C'mon, reality show or not, she flat out backstabbed Britt, and laughed about it to the cameras... then last night, basically got called out for it and had no answer for it.

Or if you mean the eyebrows, they're straight up godawful... as a man, I shouldnt know if your eyebrows are awful or not

Carly's eyebrows really are terrible and distracting. Those McDonald's arches are all I end up looking at.

Yes. Even though her personality needs a lot of work, she's a cute girl with a glaring but easily correctable flaw. It's hard to believe that she didn't get those fixed before the WTA show.

Not sure how easily correctable it is though...many girls overpluck their eyebrows and it just doesn't grow back after a while. She could draw some on to fill in but that could look just as terrible.