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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
krista4 said:
Just finished Monday's episode.  I don't see the appeal of Josh, but he must be much better-looking in person since all the women were swooning over him.  Even so, the douchey personality should outweigh that.

Oh well, he and Amanda seem well-matched on an intelligence scale anyway.

I don't understand why Jared even goes on these shows.  He's a eunuch.  Maybe he just really likes free vacations.
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Jared sat my wife and I a few months ago when we went to a restaurant on Federal Hill in Providence, he is a host at a not-upscale restaurant.  I doubt he could afford a vacation like this if he was paying for it, while he adds absolutely nothing to the show (except to allow Ashley I to cry) he will show up every time they ask him.

 
My wife and I had never watched the opening credits and music as we usually fast forward it but we caught it tonight. I didn't realize they had lefty putting sunscreen on her nub.

 
So stupid and ridiculous, yet still awesome.

And I just don't get how all these chicks think Jared is all that handsome. Bad teeth, patchy facial hair, beady little eyes and looks like a weasel.  Not saying he's the worst looking dude there, but in what world does an absolute smoke show like Caila immediately fall for a clown like that?

I'm just going to assume that the entire thing was set up to get the Twin and Ashley I crying.

 
I've started just watching for edits lately.  Like the Josh, "Mmmm" noise.  They literally piped it into every scene he was in.  It was funny but eventually got annoying.  No way he was constantly making that sound.

 
(HULK) said:
I've started just watching for edits lately.  Like the Josh, "Mmmm" noise.  They literally piped it into every scene he was in.  It was funny but eventually got annoying.  No way he was constantly making that sound.
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That pizza constantly crunching sounded really fake too. 

 
Josh moaning as he ate the pizza was disturbing.  

Evan...  :no:   "she gave me a rose.  She likes me, she really likes me!"   

I like his "I'm the protector" schtick.  He thinks he's saving Amanda from the big bad sweaty wolf.  

 
Daniel must have really gotten screwed in editing on The Bachelorette. He was only shown in relation to Chad, and his funny sayings were made out to be unintentional. You never got a sense of his personality. But the guy is hilarious and he knows what he's doing. My favorite male Bachelorette/Pad/In Paradise contestant ever.

 
Shrugs said:
Daniel must have really gotten screwed in editing on The Bachelorette. He was only shown in relation to Chad, and his funny sayings were made out to be unintentional. You never got a sense of his personality. But the guy is hilarious and he knows what he's doing. My favorite male Bachelorette/Pad/In Paradise contestant ever.
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Totally. Dude is absolutely killing it.

Assuming the whole thing isn't an act (huge assumption) how does Jared keep it together with Ashley I? How does he not just totally lose it on her when she just shows up, immediately starts crying and tries to ruin things for him?

Although, to be fair, he didn't do himself any favors sort of hooking up with her in real life.

 
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TLEF316 said:
Totally. Dude is absolutely killing it.

Assuming the whole thing isn't an act (huge assumption) how does Jared keep it together with Ashley I? How does he not just totally lose it on her when she just shows up, immediately starts crying and tries to ruin things for him?

Although, to be fair, he didn't do himself any favors sort of hooking up with her in real life.
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Did he really though.  Its Ashley who says that to everyone, not him.

She's a full blown stage 5 clinger.

 
Amusing how many good-looking women ol' Ben had to choose from (and I'm not a fan of Caila the Robot).  He never even considered Jen and she's really cute and hot.  

 
Daniel pushing the envelope on the after talk show.  Ashley was asked about the virgin thing and Daniel stands up and says "how about me?  It's always nice to go on a date with a virgin.  I want to be like Rambo and draw first blood."  (maybe not his exact words, but the gist).  The host cringes and changes the subject.  

 
TLEF316 said:
I put the odds at 65/35 yes.

And yes, she's a straight up lunatic.
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Ashley seemed like a normal person on the after show.  It's probably more of an act than we think.  She said her and Jared were best friends and not a day goes by where they don't at least text each other.  It doesn't mean he is romantically involved but he's obviously leading her on.  Whole thing is probably staged for the show.  

 
Haven't caught up on this week's episode but the top dogs were all fighting over the mom??  She's so dull that I still don't know her name, every conversation features the word "like", and is ready for you to come home and start raising her two daughters.  That's the top catch on the show?  Lol.

 
It's pretty funny that Amanda started this thing under the illusion that she was gonna find a dad for her kids.  

Then josh shoes up and now it's baaically a 3 week makeout session with some big dumb idiot (who i cant imagine has any desire to be a step dad) while the babysitter does the back to school shopping. 

 
Jayrok said:
Ashley seemed like a normal person on the after show.  It's probably more of an act than we think.  She said her and Jared were best friends and not a day goes by where they don't at least text each other.  It doesn't mean he is romantically involved but he's obviously leading her on.  Whole thing is probably staged for the show.  
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Probably?   

 
I tell ya what, I have gotten a kick out of Nick getting dumped, but, if he ends up scoring this broad, he is definitely the big winner.

 
NFL-ons said:
I tell ya what, I have gotten a kick out of Nick getting dumped, but, if he ends up scoring this broad, he is definitely the big winner.
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She got way hotter. I remember not being able to understand why she was still being kept around.

 
So great, we get to watch that little turd Tanner walk around with that "How the #### did I pull this miracle off" look on his face for an hour tomorrow night.

 
So Izzy, who looks like Katie Holmes if she had a stroke, decides she is going to try to trade up?  (Not even sure it's a trade up as Brett is not crazy attractive and Vinny is a nice guy.)

Sigh.

 
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krista4 said:
So Izzy, who looks like Katie Holmes if she had a stroke, decides she is going to try to trade up?  (Not even sure it's a trade up as Brett is not crazy attractive and Vinny is a nice guy.)

Sigh.
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Going from a barber to a hair stylist is a total trade up on the occupation based shallowness scale.  

 
2Young2BBald said:
Going from a barber to a hair stylist is a total trade up on the occupation based shallowness scale.  
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I think she is just having fun and Vinny was getting too serious

ETA: This was so she didn't have to turn down his engagement proposal imo

 
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The idea of proposing to some one after a 2 week vacation where you basically just sit around and drink on camera is so hilarious. 

 
krista4 said:
So Izzy, who looks like Katie Holmes if she had a stroke, decides she is going to try to trade up?  (Not even sure it's a trade up as Brett is not crazy attractive and Vinny is a nice guy.)

Sigh.
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Krista, you are definitely a woman who knows how to post on a male dominated message board. I love this comparison!

 
krista4 said:
So Izzy, who looks like Katie Holmes if she had a stroke, decides she is going to try to trade up?  (Not even sure it's a trade up as Brett is not crazy attractive and Vinny is a nice guy.)

Sigh.
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:lol:   Yeah Izzy should be content with whatever she can get.  

 
Daniel and the twin were funny discussing geography, even though it is just schtick.  No one is that dense.  "Where is Europe?"  

Grant -- run away.  Turn and run away and don't look back.  Lace is a dumpster fire who is just not into you.  Be thankful and go.  

Izzy is not attractive.  

Carly is going to hurt Evan.  Just a matter of time.  

Carl hasn't spoken a word.  Yes, that Carl.  

 
Now that Carly's hair and eyebrows somewhat match, she's actually not bad looking at all.  She's also the only one there worth dating, along with Jen.

 
I thought that sobbing mess of a Kardashian wannabe was kicked off the show?  WTF happened?  How is she back?  Can't somebody do the earth a favor and just take her out for a deep long swim in the ocean?  She's the most obnoxious lifeform I've ever encountered (albeit through TV) and that includes my own twins who are slowly killing me with their cries and shrieks.  

 
General Malaise said:
I thought that sobbing mess of a Kardashian wannabe was kicked off the show?  WTF happened?  How is she back?  Can't somebody do the earth a favor and just take her out for a deep long swim in the ocean?  She's the most obnoxious lifeform I've ever encountered (albeit through TV) and that includes my own twins who are slowly killing me with their cries and shrieks.  
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It's all kinda staged.  Ashley, that is.  Not your home life.  :oldunsure:  

 
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