"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

his scene of reading the newspaper to bentley while unloading a huge dump... awesome though.

You a Dane Cook fan by chance?

I figured you of all people could appreciate a good poop fetish.

Sure, a GOOD poop fetish or joke, I'm all over. But a guy in a mask with zero personality reading classified ads while faking a deuce in front of another blow hard I find boring and vapid? Pass. Just lame.

 

[YSR]

Considering going to Blake for my dentistry when I move back to SC next month.

 

[Dentist]

Considering going to Blake for my dentistry when I move back to SC next month.

he got a good education at my alma mater.unless he proves otherwise moving forward, he seems composed and intelligent.I think the Bachelor should be a boom to his business unless he comes off as a butt later on.If anything he's a good enough looking guy to pack his office full of attractive women.Will be interesting from a dental perspective to see if he uses the marketing angle... which he'd be stupid not to use.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I watched the last episode, and my favorite is William. Unfortunately, the guy may not want to stay now that Ashley had failed his test. I have to say I'm not surprised that she is such a

 

[YSR]

Considering going to Blake for my dentistry when I move back to SC next month.

he got a good education at my alma mater.unless he proves otherwise moving forward, he seems composed and intelligent.I think the Bachelor should be a boom to his business unless he comes off as a butt later on.If anything he's a good enough looking guy to pack his office full of attractive women.Will be interesting from a dental perspective to see if he uses the marketing angle... which he'd be stupid not to use.

I really am considering it, just for shtick's/curiosity sake. But then I also realize that he will likely have TONS of new female patients and I'll feel like a big dork being one of them. Will try for penny pic if I decide to move forward.

 

[YSR]

 

[General Malaise]

Ever since the 'coin flip' episode, I've been mixing in high pitched "Boo-yahs" here and there. My wife has threatened divorce the next time I do it.

 

[YSR]

Ever since the 'coin flip' episode, I've been mixing in high pitched "Boo-yahs" here and there. My wife has threatened divorce the next time I do it.

I actually enjoyed that date. Moved Mickey/Micky/(that's his name, right?) up on my list. AND, he was shown wearing glasses last week! mgwebothwearcontactsithinkiloveyou:

 

[Thread Killer]

Ever since the 'coin flip' episode, I've been mixing in high pitched "Boo-yahs" here and there. My wife has threatened divorce the next time I do it.

That coin-flipping date was brutal. More awkward than even the roast and Bentley's lingering departure.

 

[offdee]

Miscellaneous offdeethoughts.

- If i played a drinking game and took a shot for everytime Ashley said "Bentley" tonight I would be dead.

- Constantine denied on the fist bump. Editors tried to get crafty, but you couldn't get it by me!

- LMAO at Ashley claiming her and Constantine had great chemistry. Brutally awkward conversation the entire time.

- JP struggles to pick up a 94 pound girl? Should've packed the weight belt bro.

- Spray tans and Thighland rain don't mix well. Ashley's orange arms and stark white hands was a good look.

- i just read about a pottery class in Chekoslovakia that sounded interesting, so booked a flight and leave in an hour. Aames taught me better to not wait.

- Ryan's grumpy speech about mortar shells. I'd like to fire a frisbee at his throat from about 4 feet away.

- Are Ben and Constantine twins? Looked like the same exact dude at the rose ceremony.

- Jeebus this show is awful. Dot, dot, dot.

 

[Gr00vus]

These are.....the least interesting people in the world.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I missed it. Did Ames try to fish a fat German kid out of a chocolate river?

 

[Gr00vus]

I missed it. Did Ames try to fish a fat German kid out of a chocolate river?

No, but he's really funny. Just ask Ashley H - because apparently they couldn't capture any of his hilarity on video.

 

[Third]

This show is becoming unwatchable.

I want to punch that silver-spooned Ames right between his enormously-spaced eyes.

Most of the guys have never heard of Thailand. Ames, he's been there twice...in the past year. Guys are jumping around high-fiving. "THAILAND!!!" Ames is like, "Thailand...ah, man...again?"

Ashley is just the worst ever.

And they're really going to torture this girl by bringing Bentley back? Brutal.

 

[Gr00vus]

And they're really going to torture this girl by bringing Bentley back? Brutal.

I'm hoping it's Brad.

 

[honky kong]

- If i played a drinking game and took a shot for everytime Ashley said "Bentley" tonight I would be dead.

I don't think there was a single segment where she didn't mention him at least once. It's just sickening at this point and now it looks like they are bringing him back??? I didn't think it was possible only because it's already completely shameless to begin with, but this thing is jumping the shark. Really the only thing I care about at this point is that "after the rose" crap they do just so I can see Lashley face up to what an idiot she is.I had a suspicion last week and this week seemed to confirm it - William wasn't mortified last week that he hurt Lashley, he was crushed because he figured out that being the guy that all your friends say is funny is not the same as being the guy that can stand up in front of a room full of strangers and make them laugh. The dude seemed to define "sheepish" every time he was on camera this week. At this point, he is probably only slightly more together than her.

My great hope for next week is that Bentley shows up and half the remaining dudes bolt. Then maybe they have to bring back the Mask or something. Either that or they decide to go to the bullpen and bring in some middle relief because this chick seems to be unable to work her way out of these jams.

The Bachelorette 7 - Bringing Down the Franchise

 

[koby925]

They should have Emily or Chantal waiting in the hotel room while the remaining guys laugh at Ashley and high five each other.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I make my big blog debut to this?

Who do I sue?

 

[Gr00vus]

I make my big blog debut to this?

Who do I sue?

It's not too late to convert your space over to a blog on Game Of Thrones. Much better material. This Insecurelorette season is a lost cause. Turns out the mask guy really was the highlight.

 

[Thread Killer]

I haven't watched the latest episode. Sounds like I should just skip it.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I make my big blog debut to this?

Who do I sue?

This is why you make the big bucks.

 

[Dentist]

My theory is that Blake's discussions with Ashley aren't ever put on TV because they are talking hard core dentistry and that only the discriminating public want to see that (read: DentalTown crowd - it'd be money if Blake started destroying her on DentalTown when this was all over).

I was glad to see dentist jabbing on that doosh Ryan right to his face... that was money/awkward.

Realistically, like I opined earlier, Blake won't ham it up on the show like some of these attention whores because he has a legitimate life to end up leading. He's not trying to audition to be a reality TV star on the Bach pad... or be the next Bachelor or something. And because of this, unless they've already hammered out a solid group practice agreement, he won't last 3 more episodes.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My theory is that Blake's discussions with Ashley aren't ever put on TV because they are talking hard core dentistry and that only the discriminating public want to see that (read: DentalTown crowd - it'd be money if Blake started destroying her on DentalTown when this was all over).I was glad to see dentist jabbing on that doosh Ryan right to his face... that was money/awkward.Realistically, like I opined earlier, Blake won't ham it up on the show like some of these attention whores because he has a legitimate life to end up leading. He's not trying to audition to be a reality TV star on the Bach pad... or be the next Bachelor or something. And because of this, unless they've already hammered out a solid group practice agreement, he won't last 3 more episodes.

I gave Blake props for his slam of Ryan. That was sweet. The dentist is impressing me.Bachelor Pad 2 has already been cast, and Bentley isn't there. I have no idea what his end game is.

 

[ODoyleRules]

If you're a guy that goes on this show, I would think this is the sweet spot to be shown the door... Just enough exposure where you'd get recognized in your hometown that you can parlay into tail, but not enough time that you get wrapped up with the bachelorette and say something dumb, or worse, have an emotional breakdown like that dude Frank.

By the way, I wonder if ex-contestants were able to upgrade as result of being on this show.

 

[Walton Goggins]

If you're a guy that goes on this show, I would think this is the sweet spot to be shown the door... Just enough exposure where you'd get recognized in your hometown that you can parlay into tail, but not enough time that you get wrapped up with the bachelorette and say something dumb, or worse, have an emotional breakdown like that dude Frank. By the way, I wonder if ex-contestants were able to upgrade as result of being on this show.

I would have been the Bentley character and this would be been the ideal situation since you know you can land better looking chicks in "real" life so why not push the envelope and have some fun and get as much exposure as possible? Why leave the show (unless the producers tell you to and say they will bring you back).That said, this is the first time in a long time that I have not watched the show. The last episode I watched was the one before that guy removed his mask. I don't understand how you can screw up this show but they found a way. Just get a smoking hot chick and a bunch of chumps and it shouldn't be hard to keep people interested.

 

[Gr00vus]

If you're a guy that goes on this show, I would think this is the sweet spot to be shown the door... Just enough exposure where you'd get recognized in your hometown that you can parlay into tail, but not enough time that you get wrapped up with the bachelorette and say something dumb, or worse, have an emotional breakdown like that dude Frank. By the way, I wonder if ex-contestants were able to upgrade as result of being on this show.

Although I think it's the sweet spot because you're starting to get paid trips to interesting locations. I wonder if the guys who get cut loose have to go directly home or if they can hang out for a while and still have the plane ride home paid for.

 

[honky kong]

Just get a smoking hot chick and a bunch of chumps and it shouldn't be hard to keep people interested.

In most cases, 1 out of 2 isn't bad. This isn't one of those cases.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

ABC has learned a very valuable lesson: get a hot, interesting woman cast as the Bachelorette.

 

[honky kong]

If you're a guy that goes on this show, I would think this is the sweet spot to be shown the door... Just enough exposure where you'd get recognized in your hometown that you can parlay into tail, but not enough time that you get wrapped up with the bachelorette and say something dumb, or worse, have an emotional breakdown like that dude Frank.

By the way, I wonder if ex-contestants were able to upgrade as result of being on this show.

Although I think it's the sweet spot because you're starting to get paid trips to interesting locations. I wonder if the guys who get cut loose have to go directly home or if they can hang out for a while and still have the plane ride home paid for.

Are they pretty much trapped in the house when they aren't on a date? If they are, hanging out in a house with a bunch of dudes in L.A. probably isn't a whole lot different than hanging out with a bunch of dudes in a house in Phuket.

 

[honky kong]

ABC has learned a very valuable lesson: get a hot, interesting woman cast as the Bachelorette.

Have you emailed the link to your blog to the producers? We need to make sure this never happens again.

 

[3 out of 5]

Just get a smoking hot chick and a bunch of chumps and it shouldn't be hard to keep people interested.

I agree. This also emphasizes the need for the producers to go outside the current pool of contestants for the next headliner. Enough of the incestuous BS -- we already knew Ashley and not even the sudden reveal that dance is her life makes her any more interesting than what got her kicked off Brad's season. Bring in some new faces.

 

[ODoyleRules]

ABC has learned a very valuable lesson: get a hot, interesting woman cast as the Bachelorette.

Extra emphasis on interesting. These dolts would fall for Maggie Gyllenhaal or whatever toad was the Bachelorette. Bring someone in that would mix it up and cause some fights. The relationship is never gonna work out, so less here for the right reasons yappy yappy and more fight for my affections. For the benefit of the viewer, yes, hot would be good.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

ABC has learned a very valuable lesson: get a hot, interesting woman cast as the Bachelorette.

Have you emailed the link to your blog to the producers? We need to make sure this never happens again.

I have not. They may not be ready for what I'm doling out.

 

[General Malaise]

Didn't see the last episode and probably won't try to watch the rest. This season is beyond brutal. God speed, Pickles.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I feel like the guy that put his whole 401(k) in Enron.

 

[Gr00vus]

I feel like the guy that put his whole 401(k) in Enron.

I think it's time for a scathing indictment of the whole series from a pickles perspective.

 

[fightingillini]

ABC has learned a very valuable lesson: get a hot, interesting woman cast as the Bachelorette.

Extra emphasis on interesting. These dolts would fall for Maggie Gyllenhaal or whatever toad was the Bachelorette. Bring someone in that would mix it up and cause some fights. The relationship is never gonna work out, so less here for the right reasons yappy yappy and more fight for my affections. For the benefit of the viewer, yes, hot would be good.

The woman has to be good enough looking.....a real nice body, interesting and confidence are absolute musts. Ashley posseses NONE of these qualities.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Should have picked the other Ashley

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I make my big blog debut to this?

Who do I sue?

This is why you make the big bucks.

Current AdSense estimated earnings (all-time): $0.03.

 

[honky kong]

Didn't see the last episode and probably won't try to watch the rest. This season is beyond brutal. God speed, Pickles.

GM, wait...Do you see what you are doing here, ABC???? DO YOU EVEN CARE?????

 

[honky kong]

I feel like the guy that put his whole 401(k) in Enron.

It's funny 'cuz it's true.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm not sure how this blogging cash cow works. Maybe I should ask Righetti for advice. I think it's related to ad clicks. Or something.

 

[Dentist]

Should have picked the other Ashley

pretty sure breast size and ratings go hand in hand.ratings wise though... has the bachelor always beaten the bach-ette?

 

[Walton Goggins]

Just get a smoking hot chick and a bunch of chumps and it shouldn't be hard to keep people interested.

In most cases, 1 out of 2 isn't bad. This isn't one of those cases.

And as many of us know the hotter the chick the more insane she is. It baffles the mind why they picked her. They have a crap load of chicks to pick from previous shows or he'll pick a new chick who has something to offer.

 

[Walton Goggins]

Don't think the following has happened but they need to do this

Have some hot Asian / black chicks

Have a guy who is openly gay to the viewers yet trying to scam the bachelorette by pretending to be straight

Has there been a hot Asian or black chick on the show? I think there's been a few that look part Hispanic but what's up with all white all the time? Some of the hottest chicks aren't white.

 

[Walton Goggins]

If the show really wanted to blow the roof off they should have a gay bachelor and gay bachelorette show

 

[Gr00vus]

Have a guy who is openly gay to the viewers yet trying to scam the bachelorette by pretending to be straight

Ames seems pretty darn fabulous. Maybe its just the lisp but it seems like he's a fake mustache away from being the construction worker in a Villiage People reboot.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Have a guy who is openly gay to the viewers yet trying to scam the bachelorette by pretending to be straight

Ames seems pretty darn fabulous. Maybe its just the lisp but it seems like he's a fake mustache away from being the construction worker in a Villiage People reboot.

My money would be on Ryan.

 

[Gr00vus]

Have a guy who is openly gay to the viewers yet trying to scam the bachelorette by pretending to be straight

Ames seems pretty darn fabulous. Maybe its just the lisp but it seems like he's a fake mustache away from being the construction worker in a Villiage People reboot.

My money would be on Ryan.

Which guy took multiple extemporaneous trips to Thailand for "cooking classes?"

 

[honky kong]

Have a guy who is openly gay to the viewers yet trying to scam the bachelorette by pretending to be straight

Ames seems pretty darn fabulous. Maybe its just the lisp but it seems like he's a fake mustache away from being the construction worker in a Villiage People reboot.

My money would be on Ryan.

Agreed but if Ryan goes off at 3-2 on the gay board, Ames is just behind at 2-1.