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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)
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Bankerguy
Footballguy
She's a piece of work.
YSR
Footballguy
My husband is really, really attracted to her. <_<
offdee
Footballguy
She's such a ##### for not stopping him halfway thru his speech. Let the man leave with SOME dignity.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
I just said the same thing to my sister. Just brutal.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Next, on Discovery's Shark Week!
YSR
Footballguy
I'm not convinced that Ben knows how to kiss. This may have been covered before. I noticed in the nighttime portion of their last date that he did all short peck-like kisses, even when she gave him the "come hither" finger. I know it could be editing, but I've got to think that ABC would show a little passion when they could. Yikes.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Good ending. Ben showed an ####### side not even hinted at the entire season. I'll take that kind of exit over an "as long as you're happy, I'm happy" spiel.
EYLive
Footballguy
You just know that she's got her husband's balls in a jar.
LHUCKS
Footballguy
attention seeking vindictive whore, but yeah, she was entertainingI like how JP called her out for not going about it the right way in the special afterwardsI can't imagine trying to date a woman like that...definitely a one night stand type of girlpantherclub
Footballguy
I think he was too close to having a heat stroke to care. Maybe it was the editing but it seemed like every time the camera was on him he was toweling off.Thankfully and mercifully this season is over.
HERBERT THE HIPPO
REAL Ultimate Power
I can't believe they kept this hidden gem away from us all season. The producers should give herwhatever she wants to become the next bachelorette.....
pantherclub
Footballguy
I like how she was extremely judgmental of JP and she is covered in tats. If that was me I would just throw that back at her. Saying "sorry about your coffee shop job and your bad geisha tat but dont bring that #### in here"
HERBERT THE HIPPO
REAL Ultimate Power
She's divorced....... It's a shocker I know.
ODoyleRules
Footballguy
I like that Ben almost quoted Coughlin's Law from Cocktail.
koby925
Footballguy
CRay
Footballguy
The irony was so thick you could cut it when the sister says, "Ashley, you're being all emotional...I'm the one who's rational and thinks things through."
pantherclub
Footballguy
The irony was so thick you could cut it when the sister says, "Ashley, you're being all emotional...I'm the one who's rational and thinks things through."
EYLive
Footballguy
I remember her mentioning that, but I was under the impression that she remarried and had some kids. Or maybe she just had the kids with the first guy and other men just run the other direction when she comes around.
EYLive
Footballguy
I can see it now. Chrystine waiting nervously in front of the mansion waiting for her bachelors to arrive. A limo crawls up the driveway and slows down but doesn't stop. She hears yelling coming from inside the car. The limo lurches forward and Uturns back off the property. The bachelorette is furious and immediately draws herself a skull tattoo on her neck.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
So when you're walking up to the pedestal and the other person has a pained expression on their face instead of a smile - you're probably not going to be hearing good news. At that point it's a good idea to let the other person do the talking first, before you unload your admission of undying love and propose. Don't these people watch previous seasons of this show? That was just brutal. At least it seems Ben's moved on from the Captain Apollo (ala Richard Hatch from the original Battlestar Galactica) hair style.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
All I know is that I wouldn't #### with a chick who tattoos her entire torso. She also needs a volume knob for me to endorse her as a future Bachelorette candidate.The irony was so thick you could cut it when the sister says, "Ashley, you're being all emotional...I'm the one who's rational and thinks things through."
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Wait until you've given her crabs, then you will truly know hate.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Kind of a cold-blooded move that it seemed like they made the men talk first. Or maybe Ben's just an idiot.
koby925
Footballguy
There were 2 questions I wanted answered on the After the Final Rose - 1) why she let Ben propose and 2) why ABC let Bentley carry on with Ashley. Neither were answered or addressed. #2 again shows that ABC's hypocrisy knows no bounds particularly since they made such a big deal outing "Rated R" as such a dbag and now they are promoting him being on BP2. I bet ABC made the guys talk first.
Otis
Footballguy
Talk about a jaded and jealous trainwreck. Man, that big sister is PISSED that she got dumped and divorced, is stuck with all that wretched body ink forever, and also stuck with a dead end job and dating life. This whole "my sister is a TV star and in love with this guy" was too much to bear.I love it.The irony was so thick you could cut it when the sister says, "Ashley, you're being all emotional...I'm the one who's rational and thinks things through."
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
She seems nice.Hello! Thanks for taking the time to visit my website. You may have seen me on the finale of The Bachelorette and while it may have looked like I was being a big biaaaatch…I was just really looking out for my baby sister. (We’re 7 years apart!) I appreciate your concern, however you will be happy to know that my sister and I were back to being BFF’s even before I left Fiji..so it’s all good!
Before you go speculating about me you should know this:
1. I’m totally NOT single. In a very happy relationship with a guy named Peter. I met him 18 months ago when he was a guest on a TV Show I used to host. (Yes, I’m proof that meeting someone on a TV show can actually work!)
2. I own a Social Marketing Consulting firm and have worked for myself for the last 1.5 years.
3. I was on TLC’s Extreme Couponing…I know what your thinking two sisters on two different reality shows…we can’t believe it either.
4. I have tattoos. My favorite one is a tattoo inside my lip that says “Whatevs”. Fun Fact: I used to manage Hart & Huntington in Hawaii
5. My children call Ashley, “Auntie Lynn” and are very excited to meet their new uncle!
If you want to find out how I brought a grocery bill of $625 to $2.87 on my episode of Extreme Couponing, then definitely follow my Facebook page and this blog for deals and couponing updates!
Jayrok
Footballguy
I thought they were going to Fredo him out at sea. "What part of sudden death don't you understand, Ben?"
General Malaise
Footballguy
WHATEVS!
3 out of 5
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
That would have been pretty sweet. "So you're definitely not into me?"Looks like Ames and Jackie are done, so he has the green light for potential Bachelorhood. They won't pick the guy for a few weeks yet.
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Gr00vus
Footballguy
What kind of bait did they use to catch them?
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
I'm pretty sure he agreed to it.If not i'll be in here blogging about fellow alum Blake's every epic dental move
EYLive
Footballguy
He's coming off a little jerky in the previews.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Bachelor Pad II seems to have promise. 
We can only hope!
We can only hope!
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
honky kong
Footballguy
Kasey's strategy is a bit strange: "I wanna get Jake off as soon as possible." 
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