Summer Wheat
Footballguy
I wanted to see Justin bodyslam the weatherman.
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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)
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koby925
Footballguy
He's using the early Big Brother strategy of not sticking out and getting a pass each week. With these trainwreck guys, it's working. Pretty soon Ali will be off to meet his family and the producers will have to remind her who Chris N is.
offdee
Footballguy
Is there any doubt in anybody's mind that Roberto will be the winner?She was most attracted to him from the start, and it's ending up that he's the most stable and "real" guy of the bunch. No brainer.
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
She'll dump him and he'll be the next bachelor. They never come close to picking the right person.
Kit Fisto
Footballguy
I'm pulling for Justin the wrestler. I've found nothing dooshy about him at all. I think we'd get along famously in real life. I feel the guys in the house don't like him strictly out of jealousy. He's a good looking, young dude in great shape, who's living out his dream job. Oooooooo yeaaaaaaah!
But Roberto is clearly Ali's favorite right now. I'd rank them like this:
1. Roberto
2. Justin
3. Frank
4. Kirk
5. the rest.
And yes, she has a big can. I first noticed it last season when Jake went to her home town. She was wearing jeans and a sweater, and she looked fat bottomed. I had to pause during the Lion King bit to show my wife how thick she actually is from the belly button down. They cover her up alot. Spectacular from the waist up; meh from there down.
But Roberto is clearly Ali's favorite right now. I'd rank them like this:
1. Roberto
2. Justin
3. Frank
4. Kirk
5. the rest.
And yes, she has a big can. I first noticed it last season when Jake went to her home town. She was wearing jeans and a sweater, and she looked fat bottomed. I had to pause during the Lion King bit to show my wife how thick she actually is from the belly button down. They cover her up alot. Spectacular from the waist up; meh from there down.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I nicknamed her "Tree Trunk Legs" last season. They have done quite a bit to ensure her legs are covered up with pants suits, etc. She'll balloon once she has a baby.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, this.
Summer Wheat
Footballguy
Pretty sure you get 500K for just being the bachelor or bachelorette. Jakes ex ratted him out saying he was broke and justed needed the cash and wanted to be on TV, then he went right to Dancing with the Stars. Who is he a pilot for? Fly by Night Air?
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Noticed that there were NO black guys in this group. Has ABC just given up that illusion?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Ali said she wanted 50 dudes, but no brothas.
Joe T
Footballguy
I think he must be Ali's brother and is there as a spy.
EYLive
Footballguy
If there was, once he whips it out, the contest would be over.
Summer Wheat
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, that's actually not a horrible stab as I seem to recall this show pulling something like that once. But ABC couldn't keep us in suspense like that. If they had something up their sleeve, they'd be teasing us along all season long, with Woz Harrison dropping little hints like "Gentleman, things are not what they seem"...or some such. If ABC had a boner, they'd hide it about as well as a dog licking its schlong.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Man I can't wait to git home to my dogs.
offdee
Footballguy
I think more than anything she hated that dude's :style: The full denim getup was a good look.
koby925
Footballguy
LHUCKS
Footballguy
That guy seemed alright actually, way better than some of these toolboxes.
identikit
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
One of the more uncomfortable things I've ever seen on television ... twice. Not sure who makes me more tense, the muppet-voiced psycho or the weatherman.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
"It's in my heart. Jump on in."
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
If not, he's the next "Bachelor."God, I'm gay.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
S'r'sly?
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
I keep thinking they have left out things that's he's done on TV because I can't figure out why all the hate on this guy from the others?
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
I believe pilots make around 30k a year
pantherclub
Footballguy
I am thinking that most of the dudes are there just for a good time and a chance to be on TV. I doubt seriously if any of them really view Ally as a catch. The contractor from Mass looks to be the type that can pull mad tail as does Roberto. Ally is just some random cute girl that you would see out at a bar on Sat night. Nothing too special.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I think she's pretty cute. Nothin' wrong with a round ###.
pantherclub
Footballguy
No doubt she is pretty cute, but to hitch your wagon to that I dont know. She seems pretty out there and boring overall. Maybe it is the editing but the guys just seemed disengaged as to previous seasons. She def is cute but no more so then the last two. The chick from Canada and Deanna. Maybe that is that appeal of her what do I know.
Summer Wheat
Footballguy
Otis made it through another round.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
This is the first season I've gotten LESS interested in as the show progressed.
offdee
Footballguy
No kidding, pretty close to giving up on it. I find myself fast forwarding about 100 of the total 120 minutes the past few weeks. Does Ali need to laugh or giggle about EVERYTHING?
dhockster
Footballguy
I thought it was pretty revealing when Ali asked Chris N. what he liked to do for fun, he said "I like mexican food".If he talked to Ali at all before last night's episode, we now know why they didn't show it. The guy had as much personality as a dishrag.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
His poem was pretty badass.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Was also fairly certain that one-on-one guy was going to tell her he had AIDS.
offdee
Footballguy
What was the big secret? Had tornado warnings by us so newsbreaks cut into the show every 15 minutes and I missed that whole section and the enitre part of psyco Kasey getting the boot.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
He got really sick in college (asbestos, black mold) and it made him reevaluate life or some ####.
Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
I liked how they just left mucous mouth on the iceberg. I mean, I know a production crew took him back but it was still a great scene.
The only thing Kasey needs to do today is to be normal.
The only thing Kasey needs to do today is to be normal.
koby925
Footballguy
He got really sick for a few years due to asbestos and mold exposure. This was explaining away why he never had any serious relationships. He also told Ali he was an All American 1500meter runner in college. He was D3 All American but didn't mention that part.
identikit
Footballguy
This was a great scene indeed.
Reminded me of the polar bear on the ice floe shots they show over and over again on GW ads....
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Joe T
Footballguy
Genius."Okay.... you like mexican food. Where's your favorite place to eat?"
Chris N. - "I have a pet cat. Her name is Fuzzy."
LHUCKS
Footballguy
Ah yes, I love the D3 athlete shtick...they pass it off as if they were in line for an olympic team nod.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Y'all stickin' with this? He's so ####### smirky.
He always has such a smug look on his face. I can tell I'd seriously dislike him in real life. I've known a few like him.Also, I have never seen a pro wrestling 'league' with such little dudes in it. He doesn't look any bigger than the rest of the guys. He's somewhere between WWE and midget wrestling.
Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
I'm still feeling like Roberto will be the last dude left. Either that, or he's next Bachelor. ABC will want to pull in the Hispanic viewer since cancelling Jorge Lopez.
My wife said she knows which guy has the girlfriend at home. He has two actually. Anyone else know this info?
My wife said she knows which guy has the girlfriend at home. He has two actually. Anyone else know this info?
identikit
Footballguy
Yep I know who the 'not here for the right reasons x 2' guy is...If you're into spoilers, Reality Steve is your friend...
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
I'm pulling for him because unlike all the other clowns he doesn't come across as "She's everything I've ever looked for in a girl". Funny but Ali told the host that she hasn't opened herself up yet because she's afraid of getting hurt then all the guys besides Rated R love everything about her yet they don't even really know her.I loved rated R telling psycho guy that there's only one rose and he'll get it. The other guy completely lost it.
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