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"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
'jwp said:
Thumbs down to Sean for stringing stump along so he doesn't look like a bad guy. She has no chance. I would not have fallen for the prank because I immediately recognized the supposed artist from Scare Tactics. What's up with the weird acting girl who won't talk when she's around the others?
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One stump and 2 black girls still in the queue. Gotta keep them around for PR reasons at this point.Would've loved if he would've gotten rid of the black girl who brought out the race card question and kept the other 2 black girls.
 
I've found the my enjoyment of this show is nowhere near as high when there isn't a Pickles write-up to look forward to. :cry:

 
a few thoughts:

- Week 2 and this is already the most boring season in the history of the show

- love the way the producers made all the women stand outside and get gravel blown in their faces from the helicopter takeoff.

- the best part of the "free fall date" was the shirtless guy on the 33rd floor taking pics

- right before scooching-off-the-plexiglass-ledge(i.e. "jumping") Sean asked Sarah if she, "...want[ed] to put your arm around me?" my first thought was "Good thing you weren't sitting on her left side when you asked that." i am a horrible person.

- i find it hard to see the correlation between "I couldn't go zip-lining in NV due to state law" and "I'm on The Bachelor and they will make me do anything because I signed the waiver."

- Tierra Del Culo is trying too hard to be Courtney from Ben's season. it will not work.

- Kristy was the big winner this week: got a rose and promoted her modeling career in the process. congrats.

- "the prank" tells me all i need to know about Sean's sense of humor (none), and Chris Harrison's level of boredom.

- all the women think Amanda has big psychological problems. i think it's just a serious cases of the menses.

- my money's on Kacie B. for the next Bachelorette: pretty good looking, young, and (soon to be) non-rose getting emotional wreck twice. maybe by then she'll have learned to walk in heels.

- i wasn't sad to see The Yogi hit the bricks. apparently neither was Sean ("I've got to leave." "OK, let me walk you out.")

leader in the clubhosue:

1. Lesley

2. Tierra del Culo

3. Desiree

Dark Horse - Sarah

 
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'Amburger said:
Why do you guys watch this? I don't even and i'm a girl.
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My wife watches and I'm usually sitting in the same room on my iPad/computer/whatever. I'll admit it sucks me in at times but its not something I'd watch on my own. :whistle:Also, this show is nowhere near the most emasculating show out there. There are far worse things on TV these days.
 
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'butcher boy said:
'Amburger said:
Why do you guys watch this? I don't even and i'm a girl.
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My wife watches and I'm usually sitting in the same room on my iPad/computer/whatever. I'll admit it sucks me in at times but its not something I'd watch on my own. :whistle:Also, this show is nowhere near the most emasculating show out there. There are far worse things on TV these days.
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I'd rather watch 15 episodes of Bachelor than 1 episode of The Good Wife.
 
As if I wasn't already convinced Chris Harrison is the clown prince of tools, he goes and wears a pink button down shirt to a beach volleyball game. Wait - maybe he's LHUCKS. It's all starting to make sense now.

 
If I remember correctly, he tongued at least 3 women last night. I believe the most women a bachelor has admitted to banging in a season is 5, and this dude is off to a good start. He's really good at looking in their eyes and seeming to sincerely care about the words that come out of their mouths, and he has multiple women falling for him pretty early in the process. Time to start taking down scores, and I'd start with the #####y ones who seem willing to do anything to win.

 
'McGarnicle said:
If I remember correctly, he tongued at least 3 women last night. I believe the most women a bachelor has admitted to banging in a season is 5, and this dude is off to a good start. He's really good at looking in their eyes and seeming to sincerely care about the words that come out of their mouths, and he has multiple women falling for him pretty early in the process. Time to start taking down scores, and I'd start with the #####y ones who seem willing to do anything to win.
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I don't think Sean will bang any of them.
 
Seems like they haven't exactly been nailing interesting date locations so far - several times they've ended up just having drinks/dinner at the Bachelor hovel. I guess the pay for exposure pool has dried up. I mean, who's going to tell me what to put on my leap list, or that I even needed one in the first place?Last night I was waiting for John Candy to show up and tell Sean that Wallyworld was closed.

 
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a few thoughts...

- i think Sean would literally break down crying if he ever missed a workout.

- it would be really awkward to stand on a platform, on Hollywood Blvd., and touch lips with a woman i barely knew for 3:16 in front of a crowd of strangers. thankfully, Sean made it less awkward by almost pulling Lesley's dress up high enough so we could see her ###. almost.

- and speaking of awkward kisses: last night's marathon still was less-uncomfortable than their first kiss last week. Sean learned nothing from his time with Arie.

- very disappointing group date: beach volleyball in which they all wore the same ill-fitting bikinis. there wasn't even a 1% chance of a wardrobe malfunction and Tierra's chesticles making a surprise appearance. boooo.

- thank Jeebus that match was rally-point scoring or they'd have finished that game by the lights of the limos parked on the beach. #pointbreak

- Kacie B. "Te'od" herself into the FriendZone with her fabricated "I'm stuck in the middle of two crazy women" plan.

- kudos for Sean calling Kacie B. "crazy" to her face.

- i also think Kacie B. should lighten up on the 16oz Chardonnays before breaking some "...something serious..." to the Bachelor.

- Tierra's escape from being C Spined to a backboard was Houdini Level....or at least Hollywood Street Performer Level.

- AshLee's thought bubble after being sideswiped pre-date by Tierra, and after learning she would be spending the date with two kids: "You Gotta Be Sh****g Me Chris Harrison."

- 100:1 odds that Sean had never heard a song from his "favorite band" before shooting that scene.

- Sarah's French Bulldog is better looking than at least four of the remaining girls. (side note: prices for French Bulldogs just went up 25%. thanks for nothing ABC.)

- "I think we're better off as friends" = My Audition for next The Bachelorette is complete.

leader in the clubhouse:

Lesley

Desiree

Sarah

Dark Horse - Tierra del Culo

 
'Gr00vus said:
Seems like they haven't exactly been nailing interesting date locations so far - several times they've ended up just having drinks/dinner at the Bachelor hovel. I guess the pay for exposure pool has dried up. I mean, who's going to tell me what to put on my leap list, or that I even needed one in the first place?

Last night I was waiting for John Candy to show up and tell Sean that Wallyworld was closed.
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:lmao:
 
'identikit said:
'McGarnicle said:
If I remember correctly, he tongued at least 3 women last night. I believe the most women a bachelor has admitted to banging in a season is 5, and this dude is off to a good start. He's really good at looking in their eyes and seeming to sincerely care about the words that come out of their mouths, and he has multiple women falling for him pretty early in the process. Time to start taking down scores, and I'd start with the #####y ones who seem willing to do anything to win.
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I don't think Sean will bang any of them.
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I know you're right, but imagining how I'd approach the opportunity keeps me engaged in the show. This is the only "reality" show that my wife likes that I can actually stomach and sit through with her. There was a bachelor a while back, I think his name was Charlie. He clearly just wanted to party with hot girls and I can remember laughing hysterically constantly through that season while my wife seemed disgusted with him. In fact he's probably the dude who banged 5 of the women. I'd love it if they had another bachelor like him. Unfortunately it's become completely formulaic, to the point where they somehow find clones of the popular trainwreck personalities from past seasons.Sean seems even more fake and incredible than most bachelors, given who he's keeping around when you assess what his prospects would be in real life. The show is less believable year after year.
 
You'd think Kacie would have learned from Ben's season that tattling on the other girls doesn't go over well. The rose ceremony was about the least suspense ever. Hmm, Desiree or the two women I don't recognize, who is going to get the final rose?

 
'McGarnicle said:
'identikit said:
'McGarnicle said:
If I remember correctly, he tongued at least 3 women last night. I believe the most women a bachelor has admitted to banging in a season is 5, and this dude is off to a good start. He's really good at looking in their eyes and seeming to sincerely care about the words that come out of their mouths, and he has multiple women falling for him pretty early in the process. Time to start taking down scores, and I'd start with the #####y ones who seem willing to do anything to win.
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I don't think Sean will bang any of them.
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I know you're right, but imagining how I'd approach the opportunity keeps me engaged in the show. This is the only "reality" show that my wife likes that I can actually stomach and sit through with her. There was a bachelor a while back, I think his name was Charlie. He clearly just wanted to party with hot girls and I can remember laughing hysterically constantly through that season while my wife seemed disgusted with him. In fact he's probably the dude who banged 5 of the women. I'd love it if they had another bachelor like him. Unfortunately it's become completely formulaic, to the point where they somehow find clones of the popular trainwreck personalities from past seasons.

Sean seems even more fake and incredible than most bachelors, given who he's keeping around when you assess what his prospects would be in real life. The show is less believable year after year.
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Understand completely. :hifive:

 
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I've watched about 1.5 episodes. Looks like the producers caught on that a cunning female villain is good TV and hired Courtney 2.0 in Tierra. Works for me.

 
'Mr. Pickles said:
I've watched about 1.5 episodes. Looks like the producers caught on that a cunning female villain is good TV and hired Courtney 2.0 in Tierra. Works for me.
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She's also like Chantal O, as looks like she's packed on about 10lbs since stepping out of the limo.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
I've watched about 1.5 episodes. Looks like the producers caught on that a cunning female villain is good TV and hired Courtney 2.0 in Tierra. Works for me.
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I think we have one more episode before full Tiera meltdown mode; Sean will have no choice but to cut crazy psycho "I'm being tortured" chick loose.
 
'dhockster said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
I've watched about 1.5 episodes. Looks like the producers caught on that a cunning female villain is good TV and hired Courtney 2.0 in Tierra. Works for me.
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I think we have one more episode before full Tiera meltdown mode; Sean will have no choice but to cut crazy psycho "I'm being tortured" chick loose.
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She's this season's crazy quota that lasts longer than she should. For entertainment purposes only.
 
One black girl and one half arm left. After that, we're back to our comfortable place with the lot. Sean's doing a nice job of stringing those two along without spending much time with them.Sidenote: two minutes into that pretty woman date I would've been annoyed with that chick. :babyvoice: Holy moly Batman!!

 
I was surprised he dare cut Amanda after she went to the hospital during the episode. Of course, she should have been cut weeks ago and was looking hideous during the rose ceremony.

 
'Shrugs said:
I was surprised he dare cut Amanda after she went to the hospital during the episode. Of course, she should have been cut weeks ago and was looking hideous during the rose ceremony.
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That chick (fitness model, really?), the big oversized bleached blonde, remaining black chick and Stump Arm all need to just go already. Everyone else I don't mind looking at.
 
I guess the joke went over my head but after last nights pity party for stump I think it is really past time for her to go. She's just annoying now. (And still has no chance)

 
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