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"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%
  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%

  • Total voters
    108
I was surprised he dare cut Amanda after she went to the hospital during the episode. Of course, she should have been cut weeks ago and was looking hideous during the rose ceremony.
She had more moles than the golf course at Bushwood Country Club. I found nothing about that woman attractive. Not her petulant stares, not her personality, not her face...and as a skin guy, I'd have taken her to a dermatologist on date number 1.
 
So caught the show tonight and had to make a comment on the rack of this chic Selma. Jesus it was glorious. :popcorn:
:goodposting:Show highlight IMHO
Anyone else note how different Selma looked with and without makeup. That type of difference scares me... usually in the morning.
:goodposting: She's hot, but that whisper she employs when she talks is beyond obnoxious. And what kind of a girl tells you how much she weighs 10 seconds into a date? Good luck with that one. Great masturbation material, but I'd rather spend time with Chris Harrison.
 
So caught the show tonight and had to make a comment on the rack of this chic Selma. Jesus it was glorious. :popcorn:
:goodposting:Show highlight IMHO
Anyone else note how different Selma looked with and without makeup. That type of difference scares me... usually in the morning.
:goodposting: She's hot, but that whisper she employs when she talks is beyond obnoxious. And what kind of a girl tells you how much she weighs 10 seconds into a date? Good luck with that one. Great masturbation material, but I'd rather spend time with Chris Harrison.
Yeah, at least Chris Harrison might put out.
 
So caught the show tonight and had to make a comment on the rack of this chic Selma. Jesus it was glorious. :popcorn:
:goodposting:Show highlight IMHO
Anyone else note how different Selma looked with and without makeup. That type of difference scares me... usually in the morning.
:goodposting: She's hot, but that whisper she employs when she talks is beyond obnoxious. And what kind of a girl tells you how much she weighs 10 seconds into a date? Good luck with that one. Great masturbation material, but I'd rather spend time with Chris Harrison.
Can't decide if her "no kissing" shtick is a solid play or not.I suspect it's good for now that she seems like a challenge, but could wear thin pretty quick when all other girls that are just as hot are willing to drop to their knees instantly.
 
So caught the show tonight and had to make a comment on the rack of this chic Selma. Jesus it was glorious. :popcorn:
:goodposting:Show highlight IMHO
Anyone else note how different Selma looked with and without makeup. That type of difference scares me... usually in the morning.
:goodposting: She's hot, but that whisper she employs when she talks is beyond obnoxious. And what kind of a girl tells you how much she weighs 10 seconds into a date? Good luck with that one. Great masturbation material, but I'd rather spend time with Chris Harrison.
Can't decide if her "no kissing" shtick is a solid play or not.I suspect it's good for now that she seems like a challenge, but could wear thin pretty quick when all other girls that are just as hot are willing to drop to their knees instantly.
She has a valid reason, so if Sean dumps her, he's going to look like a jerk. Kind of a smart ploy by her; paint him into a corner where he has to respect her religious beliefs but will look like an insensitive horn dog if he cuts her.
 
So caught the show tonight and had to make a comment on the rack of this chic Selma. Jesus it was glorious. :popcorn:
:goodposting:Show highlight IMHO
Anyone else note how different Selma looked with and without makeup. That type of difference scares me... usually in the morning.
:goodposting: She's hot, but that whisper she employs when she talks is beyond obnoxious. And what kind of a girl tells you how much she weighs 10 seconds into a date? Good luck with that one. Great masturbation material, but I'd rather spend time with Chris Harrison.
Can't decide if her "no kissing" shtick is a solid play or not.I suspect it's good for now that she seems like a challenge, but could wear thin pretty quick when all other girls that are just as hot are willing to drop to their knees instantly.
She has a valid reason, so if Sean dumps her, he's going to look like a jerk. Kind of a smart ploy by her; paint him into a corner where he has to respect her religious beliefs but will look like an insensitive horn dog if he cuts her.
I was thinking the exact opposite.1) No way she's the one he's going to propose to if he hasn't even kissed her yet.2) If her family is so fundamentally Muslim that they don't let her openly date and her mother would be mortified if she was seen kissing, how exactly is this thing going to work out long term with her and captain aryan nation? He's going to convert?
 
I was surprised he dare cut Amanda after she went to the hospital during the episode. Of course, she should have been cut weeks ago and was looking hideous during the rose ceremony.
She had more moles than the golf course at Bushwood Country Club. I found nothing about that woman attractive. Not her petulant stares, not her personality, not her face...and as a skin guy, I'd have taken her to a dermatologist on date number 1.
:goodposting:
 
So caught the show tonight and had to make a comment on the rack of this chic Selma. Jesus it was glorious. :popcorn:
:goodposting:Show highlight IMHO
Anyone else note how different Selma looked with and without makeup. That type of difference scares me... usually in the morning.
:goodposting: She's hot, but that whisper she employs when she talks is beyond obnoxious. And what kind of a girl tells you how much she weighs 10 seconds into a date? Good luck with that one. Great masturbation material, but I'd rather spend time with Chris Harrison.
Can't decide if her "no kissing" shtick is a solid play or not.I suspect it's good for now that she seems like a challenge, but could wear thin pretty quick when all other girls that are just as hot are willing to drop to their knees instantly.
She has a valid reason, so if Sean dumps her, he's going to look like a jerk. Kind of a smart ploy by her; paint him into a corner where he has to respect her religious beliefs but will look like an insensitive horn dog if he cuts her.
All of this is BS. They could have easily made out the second the cameras were turned off.
 
a few thoughts:

- if "Chcolat" Robyn makes it to the Final Four, she is going to Fantasy Suite the hell out of Sean

- what a coincidence: Leslie's favorite movie is Pretty Woman, Sean takes her on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree, and then kicks her squarely to the friendzone. please enjoy these earrings as a parting gift.

- i'm kinda dumbfounded by Selma's angle: she's trying to play a Michelle Money by not kissing Sean under the guise of "her beliefs," but she must know that Emily is the only person in the history of the show who gets be a virgin on TV (#beingagoodmom). also, kinda scary to see the Jekyll and Hyde with regard to makeup as Joe T mentioned. she'll be the one to go right after Sarah.

- also, the only thing more boring than Sean himself is watching him not makeout with Selma.

- Tierra's in trouble: she's become so confident in her ability to manipulate Sean, she's begun to eat (chips? WTF?) in full view of the cameras, instead of sustaining on rice cakes, Nicorette, and Chardonnay like any self-respecting Bachelorette would.

- hate to say it, but The Bachelor is too athletic to date a girl with one arm - she can't keep up with him. sorry Sarah.

leader in the clubhouse:

Lesley

AshLee

Desiree

Dark Horse: Tierra

Longshot: Selma

also, i don't read spoilers so this is just a prediction for next week's Two Night Marathon of The Bachelor: in the previews, they show Tierra running down a beach in what looks to be freezing cold weather, and then cut to her shaking, under the care of paramedics. my guess is that they are filming a movie, and this is just a scene from it. i could be very wrong, but it doesn't make any sense for Tierra to be looked at by the meds twice in one season.

 
So caught the show tonight and had to make a comment on the rack of this chic Selma. Jesus it was glorious. :popcorn:
:goodposting:Show highlight IMHO
Anyone else note how different Selma looked with and without makeup. That type of difference scares me... usually in the morning.
:goodposting: She's hot, but that whisper she employs when she talks is beyond obnoxious. And what kind of a girl tells you how much she weighs 10 seconds into a date? Good luck with that one. Great masturbation material, but I'd rather spend time with Chris Harrison.
Can't decide if her "no kissing" shtick is a solid play or not.I suspect it's good for now that she seems like a challenge, but could wear thin pretty quick when all other girls that are just as hot are willing to drop to their knees instantly.
She has a valid reason, so if Sean dumps her, he's going to look like a jerk. Kind of a smart ploy by her; paint him into a corner where he has to respect her religious beliefs but will look like an insensitive horn dog if he cuts her.
All of this is BS. They could have easily made out the second the cameras were turned off.
Selma is full of crap. On TMZ they said she has FaceBook pictures making out with guys for the world to see.I knew the was no way in hell he was going to whack both black girls in the same night..thinking he might be PC and carry Robyn and Sarah to the Final Four. Knowing the other two will be his choices..would be good fodder. Right now I feel bad for Sarah because when it ends it won`t end well and she will think it was the stump.
 
Not to make too much of this because I doubt ABC would allow it to become much of an issue, but the Muslim Selma and Christian Sean could make for an interesting angle.

 
I've watched about 1.5 episodes. Looks like the producers caught on that a cunning female villain is good TV and hired Courtney 2.0 in Tierra. Works for me.
She's also like Chantal O, as looks like she's packed on about 10lbs since stepping out of the limo.
They showed her running on a beach or something in the preview. That was not the look of a champion.
Agreed; she appeared to be fleeing some pursuer as well. Possibly a group of whales seeking to adopt her. Easily the ugliest chick in the house; her face would stop a clock even without the forehead dent and chunky bod.
 
I'm not counting stumpy out, he seems to be really in to her.Chocolate reminds me of a black stripper at my brother-in-law's bachelor party. I didn't want a lap dance from her, but she climbed on me and whispered something nasty in my ear and started grinding away. Before I knew it her head was in my lap, and 3 songs later I was in the bathroom trying to dry out my pants and underwear with paper towels.

 
I'm not counting stumpy out, he seems to be really in to her.
Oh come on. No way he ends up with her. Their "connection" is minimal compared to others and she's at this point one of the ugliest of the bunch (outside of the arm). If she had a supermodel face and 9/10 body than I could see it being possible, but she is nowhere neither either of those standards. She just doesn't stack up when amongst the rest of the group.
 
I'm not counting stumpy out, he seems to be really in to her.
Oh come on. No way he ends up with her. Their "connection" is minimal compared to others and she's at this point one of the ugliest of the bunch (outside of the arm). If she had a supermodel face and 9/10 body than I could see it being possible, but she is nowhere neither either of those standards. She just doesn't stack up when amongst the rest of the group.
And she has that weak, whiny voice."I'm just scaaaaaared...[sniffle] I'm afraid my nub [sniffle] will get run over by the roller skaaaates."
 
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I'm not counting stumpy out, he seems to be really in to her.
Oh come on. No way he ends up with her. Their "connection" is minimal compared to others and she's at this point one of the ugliest of the bunch (outside of the arm). If she had a supermodel face and 9/10 body than I could see it being possible, but she is nowhere neither either of those standards. She just doesn't stack up when amongst the rest of the group.
But time and time again, bachelors have made choices obviously based on factors other than looks. Vienna would be an obvious example, and plenty of the less attractive women in a given season have gotten far in the game. Keep in mind Sean is supposedly a hardcore Christian, so he may see stumpy as the leper who was shunned in the village or whatever. His admiration and affection for her is clear. Not saying she's going to win, but I think we're meeting her family at the very least.
 
Show has totally jumped the shark. Let's do one more season with a gay bachelor, and a midget, a lesbian, a serial killer and a quadriplegic as bachelorettes and call it a day.

 
I think the Asian chick is going to emerge as a frontrunner. They had about 5 minutes with each other and he looked totally captivated by her despite not having any time on camera with her previously. Something's going on behind the scenes there.

 
I think the Asian chick is going to emerge as a frontrunner. They had about 5 minutes with each other and he looked totally captivated by her despite not having any time on camera with her previously. Something's going on behind the scenes there.
Yep.Saw the same thing.
 
Bad breakup lines Sean could use on stumpy...."Something just wasn't there, Sarah. I can't put my finger on it..." "I just wasn't feeling IT."

 
So caught the show tonight and had to make a comment on the rack of this chic Selma. Jesus it was glorious. :popcorn:
:goodposting:Show highlight IMHO
Anyone else note how different Selma looked with and without makeup. That type of difference scares me... usually in the morning.
:goodposting: She's hot, but that whisper she employs when she talks is beyond obnoxious. And what kind of a girl tells you how much she weighs 10 seconds into a date? Good luck with that one. Great masturbation material, but I'd rather spend time with Chris Harrison.
Typical San Diego chick. Very shallow and way into herself.
 
"Okay, whoever can tie their shoes fastest gets the last rose!""Sarah, it's time to say your goodbyes."

 
I'm not counting stumpy out, he seems to be really in to her.
Oh come on. No way he ends up with her. Their "connection" is minimal compared to others and she's at this point one of the ugliest of the bunch (outside of the arm). If she had a supermodel face and 9/10 body than I could see it being possible, but she is nowhere neither either of those standards. She just doesn't stack up when amongst the rest of the group.
But time and time again, bachelors have made choices obviously based on factors other than looks. Vienna would be an obvious example, and plenty of the less attractive women in a given season have gotten far in the game. Keep in mind Sean is supposedly a hardcore Christian, so he may see stumpy as the leper who was shunned in the village or whatever. His admiration and affection for her is clear. Not saying she's going to win, but I think we're meeting her family at the very least.
I'd bet my left arm that doesn't happen
 
I'm not counting stumpy out, he seems to be really in to her.
Oh come on. No way he ends up with her. Their "connection" is minimal compared to others and she's at this point one of the ugliest of the bunch (outside of the arm). If she had a supermodel face and 9/10 body than I could see it being possible, but she is nowhere neither either of those standards. She just doesn't stack up when amongst the rest of the group.
But time and time again, bachelors have made choices obviously based on factors other than looks. Vienna would be an obvious example, and plenty of the less attractive women in a given season have gotten far in the game. Keep in mind Sean is supposedly a hardcore Christian, so he may see stumpy as the leper who was shunned in the village or whatever. His admiration and affection for her is clear. Not saying she's going to win, but I think we're meeting her family at the very least.
I'd bet my left arm that doesn't happen
You're a horrible, horrible person. :lmao:
 
"Okay, whoever can tie their shoes fastest gets the last rose!""Sarah, it's time to say your goodbyes."
Hahaha...I hope to see her on Bachelor Pad to see her on challenges. Doubt it will happen though.
I want them to make her the Bachelorette and then have every dude out of the limo have some sort of handicap or disfigurement. Someone missing a leg, a cleft palate, siamese twins, a midget, a #######, etc. etc.
 
I like how Sean complains about the Girls having issues with Tiera but then don't give specifics about what's wrong with her. Uh, Sean, when the girls see you seeing Tiera and Robin in a heated argument and then you talk to Tiera and then vote off Robin, what are they supposed to do? You obviously don't want to hear anything wrong with Tiera. I thought Leslie did a pretty good job of explaining how cold Tiera was and that she didn't have any friends in the house, but we will have to wait to see if that has an effect. The previews show Ashley telling Sean about Tiera and I really think that Sean respects Ashley enough that he will respect her opinion. Tiera is too much of a train wreck to make it all the way to the end.

 
"Okay, whoever can tie their shoes fastest gets the last rose!""Sarah, it's time to say your goodbyes."
Hahaha...I hope to see her on Bachelor Pad to see her on challenges. Doubt it will happen though.
I want them to make her the Bachelorette and then have every dude out of the limo have some sort of handicap or disfigurement. Someone missing a leg, a cleft palate, siamese twins, a midget, a #######, etc. etc.
That's awesome. And they could show Sarah's expression turn to horror as they get out of the limo.
 
Dropping Robyn and the rarely-seen-redhead this week were no brainers (I would've kept the redhead over Tierra, but for ratings there's no way they could allow that type of a move). Now it starts to get interesting. There are a few whom have little to no chance including Sarah, Tierra, and yes, Selma. Ratings may dictate a slightly different final three, but at this stage I think that Desiree, AshLee and Leslee are the cream of the crop. If he's truly looking for a wife, then he's on crack if he doesn't ultimately go with Desiree.

 
(I would've kept the redhead over Tierra, but for ratings there's no way they could allow that type of a move).
I've always assumed that the producers reserve the right to protect x number of women until y number remain. I'm sure they make everyone sign confidentiality agreements, but I would love to see all the manipulation that goes into the making of a show like this. I bet we'd all be surprised at the strings that are pulled behind the scenes.
 
Dropping Robyn and the rarely-seen-redhead this week were no brainers (I would've kept the redhead over Tierra, but for ratings there's no way they could allow that type of a move). Now it starts to get interesting. There are a few whom have little to no chance including Sarah, Tierra, and yes, Selma. Ratings may dictate a slightly different final three, but at this stage I think that Desiree, AshLee and Leslee are the cream of the crop. If he's truly looking for a wife, then he's on crack if he doesn't ultimately go with Desiree.
:goodposting: I think he must have been told to keep Sarah around. Ignoring the arm, she is not that attractive and while she seems nice and all, she has the personality of a dishrag. There is just nothing to her.I also don't get Lindsey. While somewhat attractive, she seems like an airhead. If this guy is truly looking for a wife to be married to for a long time then the three you mentioned are the ones he should be choosing from.
 
Dropping Robyn and the rarely-seen-redhead this week were no brainers (I would've kept the redhead over Tierra, but for ratings there's no way they could allow that type of a move). Now it starts to get interesting. There are a few whom have little to no chance including Sarah, Tierra, and yes, Selma. Ratings may dictate a slightly different final three, but at this stage I think that Desiree, AshLee and Leslee are the cream of the crop. If he's truly looking for a wife, then he's on crack if he doesn't ultimately go with Desiree.
:goodposting: I think he must have been told to keep Sarah around. Ignoring the arm, she is not that attractive and while she seems nice and all, she has the personality of a dishrag. There is just nothing to her.I also don't get Lindsey. While somewhat attractive, she seems like an airhead. If this guy is truly looking for a wife to be married to for a long time then the three you mentioned are the ones he should be choosing from.
He's not the brightest bulb himself, and no man wants to marry a woman smarter than him. Keep in mind this dude is earnestly searching for his future wife on a reality show, and one which is known to have a poor track record. His intelligence and judgment are automatically suspect.
 
Dropping Robyn and the rarely-seen-redhead this week were no brainers (I would've kept the redhead over Tierra, but for ratings there's no way they could allow that type of a move). Now it starts to get interesting. There are a few whom have little to no chance including Sarah, Tierra, and yes, Selma. Ratings may dictate a slightly different final three, but at this stage I think that Desiree, AshLee and Leslee are the cream of the crop. If he's truly looking for a wife, then he's on crack if he doesn't ultimately go with Desiree.
Don't forget that tall bleach blonde chick. She should be gone soon.
 
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SarahTierraDanielleLesleySelmaLindseyCatherineAshleeDezIn reverse order of likelihood that she appears on a tabloid with Sean after the series is over.

 
Dropping Robyn and the rarely-seen-redhead this week were no brainers (I would've kept the redhead over Tierra, but for ratings there's no way they could allow that type of a move). Now it starts to get interesting. There are a few whom have little to no chance including Sarah, Tierra, and yes, Selma. Ratings may dictate a slightly different final three, but at this stage I think that Desiree, AshLee and Leslee are the cream of the crop. If he's truly looking for a wife, then he's on crack if he doesn't ultimately go with Desiree.
Don't forget that tall bleach blonde chick. She should be gone soon.
Absolutely! Had it in my mind that she was eliminated this week, before she pulled the group date rose out of her rear. She's definitely one of the next to go.
 
Dropping Robyn and the rarely-seen-redhead this week were no brainers (I would've kept the redhead over Tierra, but for ratings there's no way they could allow that type of a move). Now it starts to get interesting. There are a few whom have little to no chance including Sarah, Tierra, and yes, Selma. Ratings may dictate a slightly different final three, but at this stage I think that Desiree, AshLee and Leslee are the cream of the crop. If he's truly looking for a wife, then he's on crack if he doesn't ultimately go with Desiree.
:goodposting: I think he must have been told to keep Sarah around. Ignoring the arm, she is not that attractive and while she seems nice and all, she has the personality of a dishrag. There is just nothing to her.I also don't get Lindsey. While somewhat attractive, she seems like an airhead. If this guy is truly looking for a wife to be married to for a long time then the three you mentioned are the ones he should be choosing from.
He's not the brightest bulb himself, and no man wants to marry a woman smarter than him. Keep in mind this dude is earnestly searching for his future wife on a reality show, and one which is known to have a poor track record. His intelligence and judgment are automatically suspect.
Good points.
 

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