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Spoiler pleaseI'm shocked that the preview showed there will be fears, tears, misgivings, and general assorted drama.
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Spoiler pleaseI'm shocked that the preview showed there will be fears, tears, misgivings, and general assorted drama.
I think there are websites for this. Hopefully the participants get paid.How exactly does one make money in this profession?Kelly
Age: 27
Occupation: Dog Lover
Hometown: Conyers, GA
Height: 5'10"
Tattoos: One
Favorite Food: Steak and Potato
Time it takes to get ready for a big night: an hour & 1/2
Favorite Holiday: Christmas
"I have never taken a vacation."I'm extra excited, my long-time friend Clare is on this season. She's the one who comes out of the limo looking preggers.
Hold on, so is she preggers...or just looks it?I'm extra excited, my long-time friend Clare is on this season. She's the one who comes out of the limo looking preggers.
No. She flew to LA for filming and had her dress delivered a day later. When it arrived, it was too big so she decided to buy a baby bump and make her entrance looking pregnant.Hold on, so is she preggers...or just looks it?I'm extra excited, my long-time friend Clare is on this season. She's the one who comes out of the limo looking preggers.
Could be a little schticky. We'll see.No. She flew to LA for filming and had her dress delivered a day later. When it arrived, it was too big so she decided to buy a baby bump and make her entrance looking pregnant.Hold on, so is she preggers...or just looks it?I'm extra excited, my long-time friend Clare is on this season. She's the one who comes out of the limo looking preggers.
Believe me, it worked.Could be a little schticky. We'll see.No. She flew to LA for filming and had her dress delivered a day later. When it arrived, it was too big so she decided to buy a baby bump and make her entrance looking pregnant.Hold on, so is she preggers...or just looks it?I'm extra excited, my long-time friend Clare is on this season. She's the one who comes out of the limo looking preggers.
OK, I'm watching right now despite my protestations. Your friend is incredibly beautiful.One said:Believe me, it worked.Joe T said:Could be a little schticky. We'll see.One said:No. She flew to LA for filming and had her dress delivered a day later. When it arrived, it was too big so she decided to buy a baby bump and make her entrance looking pregnant.Hold on, so is she preggers...or just looks it?I'm extra excited, my long-time friend Clare is on this season. She's the one who comes out of the limo looking preggers.
Hi. I'm Chris Harrison.
Oh it's epic. You know the chick tonight who wasn't quite feeling it but awkwardly accepted the rose anyway? Yeah that's gonna be a common theme this season.Hi. I'm Chris Harrison.
Bring the blog back. This one could be epic. I promise to click on it 10000 times so you can make a nickel.
Instead of wasting 2 hours each week watching the show, I'm going to subscribe to his post just to see what he has to say about pubic hair.Everyone that doesn't want spoiled needs to ignore scoresman I guess.
I think I'm stuck around $85, so mucho clickos will be necessario, por favor.Hi. I'm Chris Harrison.
Bring the blog back. This one could be epic. I promise to click on it 10000 times so you can make a nickel.
Yeah man...if you're going to post them, could you please just use the spoiler box? The wife is going to watch this no matter what, which means I have to give up 2 hours of my already short evening to watch it as well...if I have to sit through it AND already know what happened, I'll shoot myself.Do people here care about spoilers being posted? Complete spoilers are out there and boy this season is gonna be a train wreck.
It took you two years to learn this?I must've evolved in my SEO skills because I'm already at 500 page views. Pro tip: write your post quickly and put the name of the guy people are searching for in your URL. WA LA.
"Mineral Coordinator"Pickles, you really need to delve into the ladies jobs a bit more. "Dog Lover" and "Free Spirit" are just too much to not be derided heavily.
Exactly. Is that a new fangled way of saying make up "artist"?"Mineral Coordinator"Pickles, you really need to delve into the ladies jobs a bit more. "Dog Lover" and "Free Spirit" are just too much to not be derided heavily.
I have no data to back this up, but I would bet anything that the 31 year old flat chested masseuse could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch and wax a good dolphin!i'm too lazy to learn names this early, but a few thoughts:
- Mineral Coordinator (which is funny has hell) is shorthand for "My ex-fiance is a #### and I'm going on 'The Bachelor' to show everyone how bad he screwed me over." also, she had some of the worst skin i've ever seen on that show. she should be grateful she won't have to see herself for a few more weeks in HD.
- Opera Singer is way too self-aware and what's going on in the show. i think she was pretty close to refusing the First Impression Rose last night, but had EP in her ear telling her to stick around. from the previews it looks like she goes on for a fair bit, but in the end i'm guessing she pulls her own ripcord as this trainwreck devolves into multiple french-kissing partners and tears.
- it must have been pretty traumatic for the Interior Designer (redhead) to quit her normal shift at PoleCatz Gentleman's Club to come out to LA and get bounced on night one.
- i'm convinced The Masseuse is a failed actress at her local theatre, and decided to use JuanPablo as a last-ditch attempt to show her range, as evidenced by her [fake] orgasm while massaging his hand. also, flat-chested, 31 year-olds just don't stand much of a chance.
- the blonde who was involved in the Rose Ceremony mix-up..."Did you say my name? Oh, ummm, yeah that was the other girl"....looks eerily like Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- the Lawyer is hot and will stick around for a while, but she's so full of herself i'm guessing she'll be the first one called out for not being there "for the right reasons." she's going to make a lot of the women cry. on purpose. with malice aforethought.
leaders in the clubhouse:
Pediatric Nurse
Mom from Florida
Nursing Home Owner
Opera Singer
Patchouli Stink Bush
my guess is that if the Masseuse could do that, she wouldn't be single.I have no data to back this up, but I would bet anything that the 31 year old flat chested masseuse could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch and wax a good dolphin!i'm too lazy to learn names this early, but a few thoughts:
- Mineral Coordinator (which is funny has hell) is shorthand for "My ex-fiance is a #### and I'm going on 'The Bachelor' to show everyone how bad he screwed me over." also, she had some of the worst skin i've ever seen on that show. she should be grateful she won't have to see herself for a few more weeks in HD.
- Opera Singer is way too self-aware and what's going on in the show. i think she was pretty close to refusing the First Impression Rose last night, but had EP in her ear telling her to stick around. from the previews it looks like she goes on for a fair bit, but in the end i'm guessing she pulls her own ripcord as this trainwreck devolves into multiple french-kissing partners and tears.
- it must have been pretty traumatic for the Interior Designer (redhead) to quit her normal shift at PoleCatz Gentleman's Club to come out to LA and get bounced on night one.
- i'm convinced The Masseuse is a failed actress at her local theatre, and decided to use JuanPablo as a last-ditch attempt to show her range, as evidenced by her [fake] orgasm while massaging his hand. also, flat-chested, 31 year-olds just don't stand much of a chance.
- the blonde who was involved in the Rose Ceremony mix-up..."Did you say my name? Oh, ummm, yeah that was the other girl"....looks eerily like Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- the Lawyer is hot and will stick around for a while, but she's so full of herself i'm guessing she'll be the first one called out for not being there "for the right reasons." she's going to make a lot of the women cry. on purpose. with malice aforethought.
leaders in the clubhouse:
Pediatric Nurse
Mom from Florida
Nursing Home Owner
Opera Singer
Patchouli Stink Bush
wasn't this one smokin hot Lacy who had the huge rack in the purplish push up dress/bra that didn't get a rose and we didn't even see her hug him good bye.....Quint said:i'm too lazy to learn names this early, but a few thoughts:
- Mineral Coordinator (which is funny has hell) is shorthand for "My ex-fiance is a #### and I'm going on 'The Bachelor' to show everyone how bad he screwed me over." also, she had some of the worst skin i've ever seen on that show. she should be grateful she won't have to see herself for a few more weeks in HD.
- Opera Singer is way too self-aware and what's going on in the show. i think she was pretty close to refusing the First Impression Rose last night, but had EP in her ear telling her to stick around. from the previews it looks like she goes on for a fair bit, but in the end i'm guessing she pulls her own ripcord as this trainwreck devolves into multiple french-kissing partners and tears.
- it must have been pretty traumatic for the Interior Designer (redhead) to quit her normal shift at PoleCatz Gentleman's Club to come out to LA and get bounced on night one.
- i'm convinced The Masseuse is a failed actress at her local theatre, and decided to use JuanPablo as a last-ditch attempt to show her range, as evidenced by her [fake] orgasm while massaging his hand. also, flat-chested, 31 year-olds just don't stand much of a chance.
- the blonde who was involved in the Rose Ceremony mix-up..."Did you say my name? Oh, ummm, yeah that was the other girl"....looks eerily like Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- the Lawyer is hot and will stick around for a while, but she's so full of herself i'm guessing she'll be the first one called out for not being there "for the right reasons." she's going to make a lot of the women cry. on purpose. with malice aforethought.
leaders in the clubhouse:
Pediatric Nurse
Mom from Florida
Nursing Home Owner
Opera Singer
Patchouli Stink Bush
you could be right. maybe because i didn't see a exit interview i assumed she was still around.wasn't this one smokin hot Lacy who had the huge rack in the purplish push up dress/bra that didn't get a rose and we didn't even see her hug him good bye.....Quint said:i'm too lazy to learn names this early, but a few thoughts:
- Mineral Coordinator (which is funny has hell) is shorthand for "My ex-fiance is a #### and I'm going on 'The Bachelor' to show everyone how bad he screwed me over." also, she had some of the worst skin i've ever seen on that show. she should be grateful she won't have to see herself for a few more weeks in HD.
- Opera Singer is way too self-aware and what's going on in the show. i think she was pretty close to refusing the First Impression Rose last night, but had EP in her ear telling her to stick around. from the previews it looks like she goes on for a fair bit, but in the end i'm guessing she pulls her own ripcord as this trainwreck devolves into multiple french-kissing partners and tears.
- it must have been pretty traumatic for the Interior Designer (redhead) to quit her normal shift at PoleCatz Gentleman's Club to come out to LA and get bounced on night one.
- i'm convinced The Masseuse is a failed actress at her local theatre, and decided to use JuanPablo as a last-ditch attempt to show her range, as evidenced by her [fake] orgasm while massaging his hand. also, flat-chested, 31 year-olds just don't stand much of a chance.
- the blonde who was involved in the Rose Ceremony mix-up..."Did you say my name? Oh, ummm, yeah that was the other girl"....looks eerily like Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- the Lawyer is hot and will stick around for a while, but she's so full of herself i'm guessing she'll be the first one called out for not being there "for the right reasons." she's going to make a lot of the women cry. on purpose. with malice aforethought.
leaders in the clubhouse:
Pediatric Nurse
Mom from Florida
Nursing Home Owner
Opera Singer
Patchouli Stink Bush
She should have also kindly asked the camera for a little distance on those face shots. I've seen smoother gravel roads.TLEF316 said:Funniest show on tv. Pretty people are so stupid. Crazy chick from Oklahoma starts crying night one and then goes to the "my fiance left me" story as a hail Mary. So awesome
I assumed she had to be a favorite during the intros. I don't understand why they'd do a piece on her, then literally just let her vanish...nor do I understand why he wouldn't at least consider keeping her. Definitely one of the better looking ones, and seemed pretty genuine too.Stinkin Ref said:how the f does anyone with a penis not at least keep Lacy around for a few pool parties.....something must have happened with that young lady, because they didn't even show her giving JP the good bye hug.......
krista4 said:"Mineral Coordinator"Pickles, you really need to delve into the ladies jobs a bit more. "Dog Lover" and "Free Spirit" are just too much to not be derided heavily.
I'm confused on her siblings....are these foster siblings?I assumed she had to be a favorite during the intros. I don't understand why they'd do a piece on her, then literally just let her vanish...nor do I understand why he wouldn't at least consider keeping her. Definitely one of the better looking ones, and seemed pretty genuine too.Stinkin Ref said:how the f does anyone with a penis not at least keep Lacy around for a few pool parties.....something must have happened with that young lady, because they didn't even show her giving JP the good bye hug.......
Interesting tidbit on her...her ex boyfriend is Alec Musser...If you've seen the movie "Grown Ups," you'd know him as the lifeguard with the funny voice from Saskatoon.
She's also thinking of reading that great work of fiction by Warren Piece. Doesn't know the title.krista4 said:"Mineral Coordinator"Pickles, you really need to delve into the ladies jobs a bit more. "Dog Lover" and "Free Spirit" are just too much to not be derided heavily.
I just read some of their bios on ABC (as I can't remember any of these people 10 seconds after the show is off air)....some personal favorites of the girls who got the boot:
- Favorite Book for Alexis: The Bible...really?
- Favorite Author for school teacher Ashley: Dr. Seuss....alright, maybe because she teaches kids, but come on.
- Crazy Eye Massage Therapist Amy's favorite sports team....The LA Clippers. She's from Florida. She also said her favorite holiday was 4th of July because, and I poop you not, "It's Romantic". Yeah, I'll tell you, nothing sets the romantic table like overindulgence on booze, the smell of BBQ sauce and the soothing sound of fireworks.
- Christine the Police Support Specialist (Career check on aisle 7) says her favorite snack foods are Snack: Almonds, Raisins, Pistachios, Walnuts. If Juan Pablo doesn't want her...
- Kylie the Interior Designer has a favorite board game: Jumanji. I've never played it. Maybe it's a ball. She actually seems normalish.
- Hot Lacy who inexplicably got the boot cites her favorite sports team as "any team that is winning at that time". Pretty sure that's how I became a Ducks fan.
- Lauren from Oklahoma is just a hot mess. She also likes Coldplay.
- Maggie the Personal Banker includes "Hope Floats" as one of her favorite movies. You know what else floats? Poop, which is what that movie was.
- And finally, Valerie the personal trainer was asked what she'd bring with her if stranded on a desert island (not to be confused with a deserted island)...." I would bring a big book, like the Bible or the dictionary, since I had all the time in the world to read." Okay, I'm not going to poke fun of the bible twice, but the dictionary????? That's your second choice for a big book?
I think so. If they're not, she clearly dodged every genetic bullet that her parents could fire at her.I'm confused on her siblings....are these foster siblings?I assumed she had to be a favorite during the intros. I don't understand why they'd do a piece on her, then literally just let her vanish...nor do I understand why he wouldn't at least consider keeping her. Definitely one of the better looking ones, and seemed pretty genuine too.Stinkin Ref said:how the f does anyone with a penis not at least keep Lacy around for a few pool parties.....something must have happened with that young lady, because they didn't even show her giving JP the good bye hug.......
Interesting tidbit on her...her ex boyfriend is Alec Musser...If you've seen the movie "Grown Ups," you'd know him as the lifeguard with the funny voice from Saskatoon.
First thing I said when I saw her. Very similar facial featuresThe Opera Singer who got a rose reminds me of Olivia Munn's character on Newsroom. Stoic, practical, sharp....hot.