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"The Bachelor" on ABC (3 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
krista4 said:
Mr. Pickles said:
krista4 said:
Mr. Pickles said:
krista4 said:
3. Most importantly, I'm going to say it...JP is not hot. Really just not. His eyes are too close together and beady and one is slightly lazy such that they don't quite point the same way. His nose is also very large. ETA: He also appears to be pretty short.

In sum, :X
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Honestly, no one cares about this.

And you're clinically insane if you think he's more boring than winey Ben Fjordnik. I doubt if I scoured the globe for a year that I could find anyone more snore-inducing than him.

JP at least knows how this game is played.
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I'm going to go ahead and say that women care about whether he's hot. And women are actually the audience for this. Which is not to say that women in general don't find him hot (no idea), but only that say "honestly" that no one cares make you clinically insane.

As to the latter, maybe you're right and I've just erased Ben from my mind too much. Right now he just seems much more annoying with the whiny baby voice.
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I think no one here cares much about your hot or not opinion.
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Oh, I missed the part where you were just being an ####### for no particular reason. Got it. :thumbup:
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Oh boo hoo.

 
7. Renee

6. Clare

5. Alli

4. Kat

3. Sharleen

2. Chelsie

1. Andi
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--Andi's too smart/ambitious/driven - one of them will figure it out

--Sharleen - see Andi, except deep down she probably doesn't like jocks very much either

--Kat/Alli - I'm sold that JP really is looking for a good mom and these two seem like lightweights

Which leaves...

1) Chelsie

2) Renee

3) Clare

 
wdcrob said:
7. Renee

6. Clare

5. Alli

4. Kat

3. Sharleen

2. Chelsie

1. Andi
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--Andi's too smart/ambitious/driven - one of them will figure it out

--Sharleen - see Andi, except deep down she probably doesn't like jocks very much either

--Kat/Alli - I'm sold that JP really is looking for a good mom and these two seem like lightweights

Which leaves...

1) Chelsie

2) Renee

3) Clare
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Is Nikki the pediatric nurse? I really liked her. I haven't really watched much of the last two shows, does Nikki have any chance?

 
dhockster said:
wdcrob said:
7. Renee

6. Clare

5. Alli

4. Kat

3. Sharleen

2. Chelsie

1. Andi
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--Andi's too smart/ambitious/driven - one of them will figure it out

--Sharleen - see Andi, except deep down she probably doesn't like jocks very much either

--Kat/Alli - I'm sold that JP really is looking for a good mom and these two seem like lightweights

Which leaves...

1) Chelsie

2) Renee

3) Clare
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Is Nikki the pediatric nurse? I really liked her. I haven't really watched much of the last two shows, does Nikki have any chance?
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I just took Pickles' top seven. Sort of agree on the others.

 
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kinda glad to see the hairy bush hippie leave. she's one of those rare women who actually look worse with makeup.

sharleen seems incredibly stuck up and would be a horrible lay.

I am in love with clare.

 
Mr. Pickles said:
krista4 said:
Mr. Pickles said:
krista4 said:
Mr. Pickles said:
krista4 said:
3. Most importantly, I'm going to say it...JP is not hot. Really just not. His eyes are too close together and beady and one is slightly lazy such that they don't quite point the same way. His nose is also very large. ETA: He also appears to be pretty short.

In sum, :X
Click to expand...
Honestly, no one cares about this.

And you're clinically insane if you think he's more boring than winey Ben Fjordnik. I doubt if I scoured the globe for a year that I could find anyone more snore-inducing than him.

JP at least knows how this game is played.
Click to expand...
I'm going to go ahead and say that women care about whether he's hot. And women are actually the audience for this. Which is not to say that women in general don't find him hot (no idea), but only that say "honestly" that no one cares make you clinically insane.

As to the latter, maybe you're right and I've just erased Ben from my mind too much. Right now he just seems much more annoying with the whiny baby voice.
Click to expand...
I think no one here cares much about your hot or not opinion.
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Oh, I missed the part where you were just being an ####### for no particular reason. Got it. :thumbup:
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Oh boo hoo.
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I just started this season with the latest episode. I don't think Juan Pablo is worse looking than other bachelors. After 30 minutes though, I found his voice kinda annoying.He sounds like this a lot of the time:

 
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wdcrob said:
7. Renee

6. Clare

5. Alli

4. Kat

3. Sharleen

2. Chelsie

1. Andi
Click to expand...
--Andi's too smart/ambitious/driven - one of them will figure it out

--Sharleen - see Andi, except deep down she probably doesn't like jocks very much either

--Kat/Alli - I'm sold that JP really is looking for a good mom and these two seem like lightweights

Which leaves...

1) Chelsie

2) Renee

3) Clare
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Probably.

Sharleen and Andi are much much too serious for this. It's kind of amazing they're even on the show.

Chelsie reminds me a bit of our favorite cast-off Chantal O'Brien.

 
Mr. Pickles said:
wdcrob said:
7. Renee

6. Clare

5. Alli

4. Kat

3. Sharleen

2. Chelsie

1. Andi
Click to expand...
--Andi's too smart/ambitious/driven - one of them will figure it out--Sharleen - see Andi, except deep down she probably doesn't like jocks very much either

--Kat/Alli - I'm sold that JP really is looking for a good mom and these two seem like lightweights

Which leaves...

1) Chelsie

2) Renee

3) Clare
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Probably.

Sharleen and Andi are much much too serious for this. It's kind of amazing they're even on the show.

Chelsie reminds me a bit of our favorite cast-off Chantal O'Brien.
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But who are the keepers?
 
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Rohn Jambo said:
Mr. Pickles said:
wdcrob said:
7. Renee

6. Clare

5. Alli

4. Kat

3. Sharleen

2. Chelsie

1. Andi
Click to expand...
--Andi's too smart/ambitious/driven - one of them will figure it out--Sharleen - see Andi, except deep down she probably doesn't like jocks very much either

--Kat/Alli - I'm sold that JP really is looking for a good mom and these two seem like lightweights

Which leaves...

1) Chelsie

2) Renee

3) Clare
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Probably.

Sharleen and Andi are much much too serious for this. It's kind of amazing they're even on the show.

Chelsie reminds me a bit of our favorite cast-off Chantal O'Brien.
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But who are the keepers?
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I haven't really speculated who the winner might be. Maybe no one? :shrug:

 
offdee said:
So 21 yr old women are ready to get married now?
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Cassandra had a baby at 18 while she was a Detroit Piston dancer. I just read in the Detroit Free Press that the father of Cassandras little black baby is Detroit Piston Rodney Stuckey.

 
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Been watching this year a little for the first time in forever; because my sister originally accepted a spot on the show before withdrawing last minute. I forgot how catty the show is, and with how few successful relationships it was spawned; I think she made the right choice.

 
3 hour lunch said:
Been watching this year a little for the first time in forever; because my sister originally accepted a spot on the show before withdrawing last minute. I forgot how catty the show is, and with how few successful relationships it was spawned; I think she made the right choice.
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:useless:

and wrong....this insight would have been gold

 
I've avoided posting in this thread for a couple of years, but I'm officially coming out of the Bachelor closet tonight to pay tribute to this beautiful trainwreck. The innuendo is so painfully awkward... I can't look away.

 
Anyone watch last night? I felt kind of bad for the chick he wouldn't kiss. At least his daughter will only see him kiss 6 instead of 7. That ought to teach her well.

 
jwp said:
Anyone watch last night? I felt kind of bad for the chick he wouldn't kiss. At least his daughter will only see him kiss 6 instead of 7. That ought to teach her well.
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caught the last hour. can't believe JuanPablo decided to go all "being a good dad" three weeks into this train-wreck, after playing tonsil hockey with half the chicks there. poor form.

 
jwp said:
Anyone watch last night? I felt kind of bad for the chick he wouldn't kiss. At least his daughter will only see him kiss 6 instead of 7. That ought to teach her well.
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He's a really boring tool and there are no psychotic women this season. Having trouble getting into it.
 
McGarnicle said:
jwp said:
Anyone watch last night? I felt kind of bad for the chick he wouldn't kiss. At least his daughter will only see him kiss 6 instead of 7. That ought to teach her well.
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He's a really boring tool and there are no psychotic women this season. Having trouble getting into it.
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wait for Ms. Suckramento to show her true colors. she's 32, single, childless, and has daddy issues (i.e. creepy Betamax video nobody but her future husband is allowed to watch). i'm waiting patiently for the tornado of psychosis to start its inevitable revolutions. her exit interview should be one for the ages.

 
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Quint said:
McGarnicle said:
jwp said:
Anyone watch last night? I felt kind of bad for the chick he wouldn't kiss. At least his daughter will only see him kiss 6 instead of 7. That ought to teach her well.
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He's a really boring tool and there are no psychotic women this season. Having trouble getting into it.
Click to expand...
wait for Ms. Suckramento to show her true colors. she's 32, single, childless, and has daddy issues (i.e. creepy Betamax video nobody but her future husband is allowed to watch). i'm waiting patiently for the tornado of psychosis to start its inevitable revolutions. her exit interview should be one for the ages.
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it's in her eyes/eyebrows.

she screams absolute physco

 
Henry Ford said:
So.... Clare banged Juan Pablo in the ocean in Vietnam?
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This guy may get plenty o' poon, but he is a Grade A idiot.

slams some, tells other he cant kiss them... plays the daughter card to get out of jams.

straight scumbag. women seem to be losing their lust for him slowly but surely on the outside

 
Couldn't stop laughing at Clare. You just know that she was thinking "This guy won't even kiss some of these girls, yet he's making love to me in the ocean. He's mine!!!"

2 days later, you find out he was just horny from all the making out with EVERY girl on the show and just looking for some place to get his #### wet. All the half-assed "regret" (likely requested by the producers so the 25-50 female crowd doesn't think he's a bad guy) can't erase it.

All these women think they're falling in love with their husband. Its so awesome.

 
I don't think he went past first base. Cameras on them the whole time, her bottoms on clearly when they came out.

 
Juan Pablo came off as a major cad when Clare asked him why he didn't just say no to the late night ocean tryst, and he said he didn't want to hurt her or deny her the experience.

:rolleyes:

 
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