"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)

[Joe T]

Regardless of all this other nonsense Clare's body looked amazing in that rose ceremony dress last night.

Did you see her coming out of the ocean? It is pretty hot.

Otis is not a fan.

Too "hippy"

 

[LinusMarr]

His accent annoys me....

 

[Soulfly3]

Andi was set up to take that fall to be the next bachelorette.

Scripted to all hell. Wow. Not even attempting to hide it

 

[Das Boot]

looks like andie chose the red pill

 

[Das Boot]

Andi was set up to take that fall to be the next bachelorette.

Scripted to all hell. Wow. Not even attempting to hide it

it's still real to me dammit!

 

[PinkydaPimp]

lol this chick thought he would be sad.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Okay, Andi.. let's wrap it up.

 

[Joe T]

Andy coming off pretty bad here...

 

[LinusMarr]

Andy coming off pretty bad here...

Shes hot tho lol

 

[Joe T]

Andy coming off pretty bad here...

Shes hot tho lol

Great skin /GM

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I take you seriously, Andi.

 

[McGarnicle]

I'm not into you. I'm not in love. We're never getting married.

Okay.

What do you mean, "okay"???

 

[PinkydaPimp]

I'm not into you. I'm not in love. We're never getting married.

Okay.

What do you mean, "okay"???

shes furious that hes not upset about this.

 

[Joe T]

What a #####

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"What religion am I?"

"Catholic."

"Lucky guess."

 

[McGarnicle]

I give him credit for taking this patiently and not telling her okay #####, that's about enough of that, enjoy the ####### plane ride.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

He should text her this on her ride home

 

[Das Boot]

What's andi wearing on her wrist, Big Ben?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So much for The Bachelorette. That was like vomiting at the audition.

 

[McGarnicle]

IMO, everyone who's ever done this show has had a clear #3 in their head by this point. They all say it's a hard decision, but they know who's going home without too much deliberation. So, he was a little too honest with her, so what. He did her a favor. That second runner-up spot is always devastating and he spared her that.

He's still the biggest idiot in the history of the show, but I take no issue with this.

 

[LinusMarr]

Im gonna love how this ends!! Blouses Juwan Pablo! blouses....lol

 

[McGarnicle]

"What religion am I?"

"Catholic."

"Lucky guess."

That was awesome.

 

[Das Boot]

So much for The Bachelorette. That was like vomiting at the audition.

not sure if you're saying andi blew it somehow, if so I disagree. She seems like a near lock now.

 

[LinusMarr]

So much for The Bachelorette. That was like vomiting at the audition.

not sure if you're saying andi blew it somehow, if so I disagree. She seems like a near lock now.

I like watching her so id tune in!!

 

[TLEF316]

Probably the funniest/most awkward 15 minutes of reality TV I've ever seen. The lines he was throwing out there were priceless.

 

[Mister Martie]

Andi came across pretty brutal there. She expected him to care and when he didn't, she picked an argument. She was parsing his words like Christo.

 

[Soulfly3]

Andi was one of my favorites the entire season. She seemed the most level headed, honest, low maintenance of the bunch.

Nature once again mushroom slapped me with the reaffirmation that ALL women are straight ####ed up.

In 15 swift minutes she ruined everything I ever thought about her. Destroyed it. It's like she wanted to make an awesome point, but he honestly didn't give a #### and her script went to ####.

Conversely, in 15 swift minutes, I feel for JP and actually kinda like him.

Unfortunately he is going to get TKO'd by the women at the Tell-All

ps Andi - who the #### do you expect to believe that JP said "default"?

 

[Zegras11]

Nikki on the beach

 

[Soulfly3]

Nikki on the beach

Claire's body > most things on earth

 

[Joe T]

Andi came across pretty brutal there. She expected him to care and when he didn't, she picked an argument. She was parsing his words like Christo.

She's too small for Christo.

 

[Henry Ford]

"What religion am I?"

"Catholic."

"Lucky guess."

The best was the look of confusion on his face. Like "when did I tell her that?"

Dude, you're from Venezuela. It's like an Italian asking her that.

 

[Henry Ford]

Second best was "I didn't say you were here by default, I said you barely made it!"

Nice work, Juan. Looking good, buddy. She clearly comes off as a crazy freak, and you still can't look good in this argument.

 

[CurlyNight]

Cool, only 3 left. Time to start watching.

 

[Soulfly3]

Cool, only 3 left. Time to start watching.

2

 

[CurlyNight]

3. I'm on the west coast.

 

[Zegras11]

that he immediately starts playing with Andi's hair.

 

[Das Boot]

that he immediately starts playing with Andi's hair.

That cracked me up too, but I was even more amazed she didn't react to it... I thought she would reach up and stop him, if not outright slap his hand away.

 

[Zegras11]

that he immediately starts playing with Andi's hair.

That cracked me up too, but I was even more amazed she didn't react to it... I thought she would reach up and stop him, if not outright slap his hand away.

"it's OK"

 

[Ray Karpis]

She looked like she just wanted to fight...JP held his tongue pretty well... You know he wanted to just tell her to #### off about 3 minutes in.

 

[CurlyNight]

I don't like Juan.

 

[CurlyNight]

Wow. He needs to remain single.

 

[Zegras11]

I don't like Juan.

It's OK

 

[krista4]

No way Andi and the opera singer don't voluntarily leave soon, right?

Haven't watched tonight's episode yet, but based on the comments here,

 

[CurlyNight]

I don't like Juan.

It's OK

 

[CurlyNight]

He's not going to be different with the 2 left. He is what he is. Run!

 

[Henry Ford]

Juan Pablo can pull off the mythical "Final Two" threesome if he plays his cards right.

 

[Jayrok]

"What religion am I?"

"Catholic."

"Lucky guess."

The best was the look of confusion on his face. Like "when did I tell her that?"

Dude, you're from Venezuela. It's like an Italian asking her that.

That was funny. All of south america is catholic, JP.

 

[Jayrok]

Andi was one of my favorites the entire season. She seemed the most level headed, honest, low maintenance of the bunch.

Nature once again mushroom slapped me with the reaffirmation that ALL women are straight ####ed up.

In 15 swift minutes she ruined everything I ever thought about her. Destroyed it. It's like she wanted to make an awesome point, but he honestly didn't give a #### and her script went to ####.

Conversely, in 15 swift minutes, I feel for JP and actually kinda like him.

Unfortunately he is going to get TKO'd by the women at the Tell-All

ps Andi - who the #### do you expect to believe that JP said "default"?

Yeah I thought she had a good chance at being the bachelorette too, but she is too much of a whiney tool. Any guys on her season would have to walk on egg shells around her. No thanks.

JP should run and not look back at these insecure women. He has years left in him to get major tail, why would he possibly want to get married? I just don't get it.

 

[(HULK)]

JP is going to get fried next week. Instead of all these ladies going at each other, looks like they're going to gang up on him. When they watched the show, I guess they realized that he did the exact same schtick (face touching, I want you here, special ones, etc) with every last one of them.

PS: When he touched Andi's eyebrow during their "breakup" or whatever last night, her expression was awesome. She looked like a leper touched her.

 

[Jayrok]

Nikki on the beach

Claire's body > most things on earth

She does have a nice body, but she is a basket case waiting to happen. If I had to choose one of them it would be Nikki. Despite Claire's body, I think Nikki would be better in the sack. Claire seems stuck on herself but Nikki seems a little more insecure, which could translate to "I'm up for anything... " Plus I think she would be a better mom.