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"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
All I can of is I still have an hour to catchup on the last episode and now another two hours after tonight..... its' the only show the wife and I watch together :bag:

 
chauncey said:
Lots of dudes seem to watch this show. Is it that good or is it just something the wife/gf watches and because there are some hot chicks involved you got on board too? I'm assuming it would be extremely homosexual to watch this without a female present?
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I watch for the hot chicks and especially the trainwreck factor. Later in the season they'll be in some exotic locations which is interesting to watch too. But, the handful of times I've tried to watch without my wife present, I did lose interest. It's one of those shows that is a lot more fun to make fun of with someone else present.
 
Soulfly3 said:
TLEF316 said:
(HULK) said:
Can't believe he kept crazy over the yoga lady
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obviously required by the producers.
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No way in effing hell this isnt complete shtick on her/producers part.

Gotta say tho... she looks pretty smoking hot during the rose ceremony. Would bang.
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Man...either it's a shtick, she keistered some major drugs into the house, or she's just bat-#### crazy. I PRAY it's the latter. She does have a really odd look on her face most of the time, so it's possible, but that's like diagnosable crazy. MAkes for great TV though.

And yes...would bang, but would never fall asleep next to her for fear of waking tied up with a sharp object shoved in me.

 
Fat Nick said:
Soulfly3 said:
TLEF316 said:
(HULK) said:
Can't believe he kept crazy over the yoga lady
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obviously required by the producers.
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No way in effing hell this isnt complete shtick on her/producers part.

Gotta say tho... she looks pretty smoking hot during the rose ceremony. Would bang.
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Man...either it's a shtick, she keistered some major drugs into the house, or she's just bat-#### crazy. I PRAY it's the latter. She does have a really odd look on her face most of the time, so it's possible, but that's like diagnosable crazy. MAkes for great TV though.

And yes...would bang, but would never fall asleep next to her for fear of waking tied up with a sharp object shoved in me.
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WAKES UP WITH LETTER OPENER 3 INCHES DEEP IN FOREARM

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

I HAD TO DO IT!

WHY DID YOU STAB ME!?!?!?!?

YOUR SUNLIGHT WAS ESCAPING AND I HAD TO PLUG THE HOLE!

WHAT?

THE MONKEY IN THE EXCESS MOON TOLD ME YOUR SUNLIGHT WAS AT PERIL SO I ACTED SWIFTLY. YOUR WELCOME!

 
Oh, and 1st date chick... she was about to get dumped after the nose and aliens conversation. Then she trotted out the kid like a big shield of "you don't want to look like a jerk on national television" so he made up some compliments and gave her the rose.

She will not make the top 6 imo. She made a real bad impression and came dangerously close to going home before she trotted out the kid.

 
(HULK) said:
Oh, and 1st date chick... she was about to get dumped after the nose and aliens conversation. Then she trotted out the kid like a big shield of "you don't want to look like a jerk on national television" so he made up some compliments and gave her the rose.

She will not make the top 6 imo. She made a real bad impression and came dangerously close to going home before she trotted out the kid.
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Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. I was trying to figure out if she was nervous, weird or drunk. I think she's really immature. Even for her REALLY young age of 21, she's immature.

That said, her hair, when it's curly, is a mess. She has a really pretty face, and there were a few shots of her with straight hair. She looks really good when she cleans herself up and straightens her hair.

 
Haven't watched this smut in a few seasons. Initial thoughts, after watching Ep. 2 last night:

Ashley I (virgin): Looks too much like Princess Jasmine, too much makeup. Pass.

Britt: Nails. Would bang.

Jade: Smokin'. Would bang.

Kaitlyn: Good God. Would destroy.

Mackenzie: Feel bad for her. Obviously pretty white trash.

Megan: Jugg-a-riffic.

Will watch just for the hot chicks and drama. Some parts were downright uncomfortable last night. Yikes.

 
Definitely the hottest group of women yet. Loaded with bona fide 8's and 9's, good god. Can't blame the guy for sucking face with half of them. Probably jerked himself raw after every date.

A few others are hotter, but I say Jillian is the most f###able. Probably really high maintenance and a drama magnet, but the sex would break all your furniture. At this point she would already be in the finals and I'd be counting the days until fantasy suites. Lucky *******.

 
And I actually liked the way the drunkard looked at the end. Probably her hair, the white dress and the sloppiness did it for me. Too bad she got booted.

 
krista4 said:
No talk of the censored hairy ### here?
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I had to rewind to ensure I heard that correctly. What. The. FFFF.

What was that crazy chick carrying around in her hand? Looked like a vaporizer. Maybe she's using it to get high as a billy goat and what we're seeing is a drug fueled level of crazy instead of one that is just a brain disorder.

Oh, and chick from Canada is my pick of the bunch. Funny as hell, smoking hot, interesting...love her interviews.

 
They blacked her ### out while she was wearing jeans. My guess is she has a massive ###### to the point where you get camel toe even from behind even. Cant be hair if they blacked it out while she was in jeans.

 
McGarnicle said:
krista4 said:
No talk of the censored hairy ### here?
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That black box pissed me off so bad!!!
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according to my gf, the edit isnt due to a hairy ### etc, but a "spoof" by directors/producers because this woman apparently bragged she has the greatest ### ever.

I was under the impression it was due to hairiness (as mentioned), but her explanation made sense, as a joke by producers, and as to why it was edited even in denim.

 
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The key to the show's staying power IMO is that it doesn't take itself too seriously. They mix in the right amount of absurdity and comic relief. The overly earnest "romance" is not going to keep male viewers around. I cringe when they do live shows with an audience and you see the true believers in the crowd -- mostly fat housewives living vicariously through the women on the show. But it's pretty genius of them to be able to keep that crowd lapping it up, and people like us who just enjoy the eye candy and the trainwrecks.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
The old my first husband committed suicide so give me a Rose tactic, seems like someone pulls that out at least once a season.
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Wish I kept track of how many times she said "like"

Also, LOVE how she thought he was so attentive and caring, meanwhile he looked completely uninterested and wishing she'd shut up

 
Got bored watching the replay of AFC championship game so switched over to catch the second half of this. Pretty entertaining, Whitney is hot, seemed boring as #### in their one on one conversation but redeemed herself at the wedding crash. This dude sounds like a #####. Is she the crazy one?

 
Does every bachelor get sappy and romantic with every girl he goes on a one on one with? There has to be lots of f'n going on behind the scenes on this show.

 
So the crazy one is the brunette with nice rack blonde widow all of them ?

This show is great. It has enough sappiness and t&a to keep everyone happy. It is also an accurate/scary insight into the cattiness and thirstiness of women approaching 30. I can't imagine how douchey the guys are on The Bachelorette.

These ladies are hot!

 
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Yeah, breaking out the "my husband killed himself" story is just brutal.

Would love to run into the Kardashian-looking girl at a bar here in NJ. Pretty confident I could make her cry within 30 seconds of meeting her.

 
Rirruto said:
NREC34 said:
chauncey said:
So the crazy one is the brunette with nice rack blonde widow?
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No the crazy one didn't get much airtime this week. Ashley Salter
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Wait. Really? I thought the crazy one was the one who called him out for kissing other girls. Kenzie, maybe? This show is too complicated and difficult to keep up with.
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no, she's just.... irrelevant

the "crazy one" seems completely normal when the camera is not focused on her... which to me, screams a complete act when she gets all nuts.

I seriously wanna bend that

https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/ashley-salter-1.jpg?w=780

 
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