Baloney Sandwich
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editing is everything which is why I stand by my thoughts on Kelsey being nutty but still worth a romp in the sack
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Super disappointed that I haven't seen one mention of Carly's toddler sized fingers. They're something you can't help but focus on once you notice. If anyone can screen shot a picture from their one on one date, or when she's singing her song to Chris, I think it may be appreciated in this thread. That is all.
McGarnicle
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Based on dude's track record, he's going to make tender love to all 3 fantasy suite finalists all night long, look each in the eye and say he wants to spend eternity with them. Then he will look bewildered when confronted After the Final Rose by the two quivering sobbing casualties. Wouldn't surprise me if he steals Becca's innocence and then picks another chick.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
95% of females are worth a romp in the sack if they never know your real name or address.
see my wife said almost the exact same thing....but I couldn't disagree more.....I think Ashley is who she is.....she makes no bones about it (no pun intended)....that kardashian thing (not the money, just the look/style) is just how she choses to live.....I think thats just who she is everyday....yeah the makeup, etc is all over the top and fake, but I think that is just how she feels comfortable and I actually don't see anything wrong with it.....it might not be everybody's cup of tea, but it's kinda hot in it's own way.....and I think she is honest when she says she is very emotional.....she is also still very young....but I think she will continue to roll the way she rolls and she will find somebody that can handle her and all that comes with her and quite honestly he could turn out to be one very lucky dude if you know what I mean.....I kind of dig her...NREC34 said:
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I think Becca makes a strong late push down the stretch.....
I noticed....mentioned it to family but nobody else really cared.....deal breaker for me.....Mrs. Ref, "really Mr. Ref"......me, "yep, sorry if that makes me a bad person"....SayWhat? said:
General Malaise
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I would have killed myself too if I married a woman that laughs like Kelsey.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
She's probably been pounded by a few guys but has some excuse for why they don't count.
Scoresman
Footballguy
without getting too heavy into spoilers, reality steve said that the producers were going to have a hard time with getting a bachelorette this go around because the only 'viable' candidate this season ialso happens to be the runner-up and due to logisitcs reasons, the runner-up cant actually be the bachelorette. not sure if he actually knows who it is yet though.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
discussion w the wife basically broke down to
"if she's a virgin, it's cuz she's from a religious southern family.... so she gives tons o' head and has taken it in the pooper more than once"
Rirruto
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McGarnicle
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Bill Clinton approves.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Holy ####!!!
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
Is the Farmer the first bachelor with a spare tire?
oso diablo
Footballguy
Soulfly3
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sublimeone
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Soulfly3
Footballguy
maybe... but young farmers always seem to have a pretty built physique w a bit of a "gut".
they work hard, but eat hard too.
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nirad3
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Britt - super hot, but this "waitress" from "Hollywood" has to be one of the most transparent POS's evah. Obviously in it for the pub.
Carly - does she look like someone famous? Jane Krakowski maybe? Someone else? I don't think Doofus is that into her so she'll be gone soon.
Becca - something about her face just doesn't look right... eyes too far apart? Also, she's on the dry side. Meh.
Jade - good lord, where is the video? She's also kind of dry but would be a quality romp. I think he picks her.
Kaitlyn - way too good for this guy... as alluded to in a post above, I'd bet she's the runner-up since she's obviously the best Bachelorette candidate....
Megan - dumb as dirt, but good lord those funbags are nice. She's gone this coming week fo-shizzle
Whitney - I just don't find her attractive at all, and something about her just screams control freak... maybe that's what this do0shnozzle needs though.
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Kelsey - batpoop crazy.
Ashley - also batpoop crazy.
All in all, what a fantastic season. Wife and I were rollin' during the final 5-10 minutes. Just awesome dirty fun.
Carly - does she look like someone famous? Jane Krakowski maybe? Someone else? I don't think Doofus is that into her so she'll be gone soon.
Becca - something about her face just doesn't look right... eyes too far apart? Also, she's on the dry side. Meh.
Jade - good lord, where is the video? She's also kind of dry but would be a quality romp. I think he picks her.
Kaitlyn - way too good for this guy... as alluded to in a post above, I'd bet she's the runner-up since she's obviously the best Bachelorette candidate....
Megan - dumb as dirt, but good lord those funbags are nice. She's gone this coming week fo-shizzle
Whitney - I just don't find her attractive at all, and something about her just screams control freak... maybe that's what this do0shnozzle needs though.
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Kelsey - batpoop crazy.
Ashley - also batpoop crazy.
All in all, what a fantastic season. Wife and I were rollin' during the final 5-10 minutes. Just awesome dirty fun.
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Scoresman
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The runner-up cant be the bachelorette. It has to be at best the 2nd runner up because they start shooting the bachelorette literally the same week as the finale and the person needs to be chosen before then. You cant be chosen if you're still in the competition.
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
Have they always gone with a reject from the previous season for the next bachelor or bachelorette? I certainly get why but the franchise seems pretty well established so why not just go get a brand new girl/guy for next season?
(HULK)
(Smash)
Question for you all. You're the bachelor and a contestant you've been dating admits that she's done Playboy previously to you in the mid stages of the show.
Do you:
A) Send her home because that's not what you're looking for in a wife
B) Automatically decide to keep her up until the fantasy suite date, and then punt her out in 3rd place
C) That knowledge increases your desire to keep dating her and/or wife her at the end
D) Not really care that much
I'm in camp D. Although I may be more likely to keep her until the fantasy suites just so I could nail someone who's been in Playboy.
Do you:
A) Send her home because that's not what you're looking for in a wife
B) Automatically decide to keep her up until the fantasy suite date, and then punt her out in 3rd place
C) That knowledge increases your desire to keep dating her and/or wife her at the end
D) Not really care that much
I'm in camp D. Although I may be more likely to keep her until the fantasy suites just so I could nail someone who's been in Playboy.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
I personally dont see issue with my wife having been in playboy.
It basically means shes smoking hot w a rocking body and nice clapper.
Plus, let's be honest... most ppl wives have flashed their stuff/banged countless dudes anyways, so who cares if they saw a pic of her goods from years ago?
nirad3
Footballguy
I understand, and that's my point... unless I'm glossing over something.
You previously stated that the runner-up can't be the next Bachelorette due to logistical reasons.
I'm saying that Kaitlyn, as it stands now, would make for the best Bachelorette.
(HULK)
(Smash)
I bet Chris, when confronted w/ Jade's past, sends her home. At which point I'll call him stupid and my wife will think less of me.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Jade is hot as #### and the Playboy thing would just make me want to bang her that much more. I don't know if it would affect how I thought of her as wife material. I can say that girls with implants and girls who were attention whores tended to be ones I didn't take seriously for a relationship. But Jade seems like a nice, genuine and normal chick from what little I've seen. 
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
you haven't seen the pics and video?McGarnicle said:Jade is hot as #### and the Playboy thing would just make me want to bang her that much more. I don't know if it would affect how I thought of her as wife material. I can say that girls with implants and girls who were attention whores tended to be ones I didn't take seriously for a relationship. But Jade seems like a nice, genuine and normal chick from what little I've seen.
NREC34
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krista4
Footballguy
This is what I see happening, too.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I have. I'm meant what little I've seen of her as a person since we're talking about a show that is heavily edited and we're just getting 10 or 15 minutes of selected sound bites once a week.you haven't seen the pics and video?McGarnicle said:Jade is hot as #### and the Playboy thing would just make me want to bang her that much more. I don't know if it would affect how I thought of her as wife material. I can say that girls with implants and girls who were attention whores tended to be ones I didn't take seriously for a relationship. But Jade seems like a nice, genuine and normal chick from what little I've seen.
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more.
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' (Dissin')
Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries,
Then I go through all the fly positions:
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,
And before anybody gets a chance to speak,
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Beerguzzler
Footballguy
Dude lives in a ghost town. How would a relationship survive that? Dead on arrival. He needed to hit up farmersonly.com
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Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
I could only catch snippets last night as my wife wanted to watch SNL, how did he react when Jade told him about the Playboy stuff?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
The big Playboy reveal hasn't happened yet.
offdee
Footballguy
His lifestyle and location is a joke for a show like this. Doesn't matter who he chooses...it will last about a month tops before the girl says no thanks. The only way he gets a hottie to sign up for that life is if she grew up on a farm her entire childhood/teens herself and it's embedded in her. That's not the case for any of this crew. It's one thing to live/have family as the farm life in an area that has something/anything going for it. It's a whole nother ball game to be 2 hours from remotely anything exciting to do. You go from helicopter and Cinderella castle dates to Friday Night high school football games (and that's literally the pinnacle of "fun" in that town)? Give me a break. I actually have sympathy for the girls in this scenario...almost as if they are being duped....there is no way for them to come out of this looking good in any way.
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Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
I agree although I can't imagine Chris is looking forward to going back to the area to live either after coming off the two shows. I don't see it working out with whoever he picks because it never does but I also don't see Chris living in Iowa in a year either.
oso diablo
Footballguy
at worst, he's going to Des Moines.
more likely, someplace like Chicago
more likely, someplace like Chicago
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Let's not forget - he isn't really a farmer - he works for a huge farming company. Big difference.
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