dhockster
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She's got a look that really appeals to me. The rock climbers body, the short hair, the huge smile. Reminds me of a young Jane Wiedlin from the Go-go's.
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"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)
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Eh, I banged a 21-year-old when I was 35. Online dating for the win! She messaged me. My age settings were 25-35.
Told myself I wasn’t going to watch this year but caught about 30 minutes last night before switching over to the game and I’m hooked. Loved that the mocha-chocalatte won the demolition derby.
Decent chance he caught at least a bj on the flight home from Scottsdale from the dumb blonde broad from a broken family.
Decent chance he caught at least a bj on the flight home from Scottsdale from the dumb blonde broad from a broken family.
dhockster
Footballguy
I am all over the nanny. Or should I say I wish I was all over the nanny. She exudes sexuality.Big fan of BibianaNanny Bekah and Taxidermy Kendall round out my personal top three
Someone like Corrine uses sex as a way to control men and get what she wants. Bekah seems like she just really would like to have sex.
Kraft...
Footballguy
That is weirder than simultaneously dating dozens of women at the same time while cameras fill it all?
im not sure but I think the dude’s mom might have had a little work done.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Some of his decisions are pretty bad. I don't understand his fascination from that chick from Maine at all. She's got more moles than the back fields of Farmer Brown. I had a feeling natural sunlight would not do her any favors and boy was I right. Not sure what he sees in her.
And he didn't keep sportscaster Bri? Dude, do you even like girls? What about girls that like sports? I can't fathom throwing back this for this.
I don't get the fascination with the short haired chick. I can't picture most of those hot chicks taking a dump, but I can see Betty Boop leaning over and ripping farts like Walter the Farting Dog. Why can't she sit still either? Always moving around like a spaz. Not my cup of tea at all.
And that baby talking Krystal, my god, who sounds like that after the age of 6? How could anybody want to spend a lifetime let alone 3 minutes with a grown woman that sounds like that when she tries to string together sounds that sort of remind me of language, but I'm not sure. I'd much rather have a wise cracking blonde like Jenny who was hilarious making fun of the girl with bumper car drama than a vapid bimbo that talks like she has cotton permanently lodged in her thorax. Nothing wrong with her at all and she is FUNNY! Funny is impossible to learn. You have it or you don't. When your at the age where your ball hang into the toilet water and your wife has reached the point of giving up on controlling her facial hair, you'll need funny. Good luck finding an iota of funny with Krystal.
Hope some of these girls he gave the early boot to show up again, especially Portland's Bri.
And he didn't keep sportscaster Bri? Dude, do you even like girls? What about girls that like sports? I can't fathom throwing back this for this.
I don't get the fascination with the short haired chick. I can't picture most of those hot chicks taking a dump, but I can see Betty Boop leaning over and ripping farts like Walter the Farting Dog. Why can't she sit still either? Always moving around like a spaz. Not my cup of tea at all.
And that baby talking Krystal, my god, who sounds like that after the age of 6? How could anybody want to spend a lifetime let alone 3 minutes with a grown woman that sounds like that when she tries to string together sounds that sort of remind me of language, but I'm not sure. I'd much rather have a wise cracking blonde like Jenny who was hilarious making fun of the girl with bumper car drama than a vapid bimbo that talks like she has cotton permanently lodged in her thorax. Nothing wrong with her at all and she is FUNNY! Funny is impossible to learn. You have it or you don't. When your at the age where your ball hang into the toilet water and your wife has reached the point of giving up on controlling her facial hair, you'll need funny. Good luck finding an iota of funny with Krystal.
Hope some of these girls he gave the early boot to show up again, especially Portland's Bri.
Kraft...
Footballguy
Bibiana gone 
think she was the best looking one and seemed cool 
That girl that was turned down for the kiss, can't believe she had to go back and ask if he was interested after that. She was a nut job, dogs, bumper cars
funny how they did the little reenactment with the dogs and the toddler 
think she was the best looking one and seemed cool That girl that was turned down for the kiss, can't believe she had to go back and ask if he was interested after that. She was a nut job, dogs, bumper cars
funny how they did the little reenactment with the dogs and the toddler
dhockster
Footballguy
You know they pick some girls for their entertainment value. Scared at her own shadow girl was definitely one of these. I loved the little dogs growling and the baby crying.Bibiana gone
That girl that was turned down for the kiss, can't believe she had to go back and ask if he was interested after that. She was a nut job, dogs, bumper cars
ShamrockPride
Footballguy
In love with the Indian girl....Marihk something like that? She's gorgeous
PinkydaPimp
Footballguy
some thirsty women out there this season. smdh. the minute you lose confidence you are gone.
Todem
Footballguy
Kraft...
Footballguy
Becka, Kendall and then meh after that so far, having trouble coming up with a third favorite since Bibiana departure. Maybe the southern chick, seems spunky
The villain edit is strong with Crystal, thought the mom was the early favorite but Crystal is stealing all the villain thunder.
The villain edit is strong with Crystal, thought the mom was the early favorite but Crystal is stealing all the villain thunder.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I don't think she has bad skin. I just think she's bad at makeup - or letting the Bachelor people do her makeup.
Personally, I like short hair. I'm digging Bekah.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
dhockster
Footballguy
I think Arie goes on a one-on-one date with Krystal to the Eiffel towel and doesn't give her a rose. Take her to one of the most romantic places on earth and strand her there. I could totally see the Bachelor franchise scripting this, since Krystal is obviously not winning. They are going to have her go down in "the most dramatic way ever!"
CurlyNight
Footballguy
They'll keep her on for awhile. She's already met the family so she'll be out just before. The show has only this 1 drama going so it makes sense, to me anyway.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
He needs to throw caution to the wind and pick Bekah. I get his concerns about her age (and they're valid) but she's the most unique and interesting girl there, oozes sex and it seems like he has the strongest chemistry with her. I'd rather crash & burn with a girl like that than go with a "safer" choice and end up with regrets and fantasies of being with the one that really turned my crank.
I doubt he goes that route though.
Tia would be my second choice, though I'd dread that in-law situation. Maybe if we could move to the Netherlands. He probably doesn't pick Tia either though.
I doubt he goes that route though.
Tia would be my second choice, though I'd dread that in-law situation. Maybe if we could move to the Netherlands. He probably doesn't pick Tia either though.
General Malaise
Footballguy
What exactly does "Glitter" mean? That chick with the horrendous voice used it when she was dishing on the other girls with some sort of hand movement. What means this glitter?
Quint
Footballguy
"...from Fresno..."
can't wait to see that meet-the-family encounter. wonder if they'll have dinner at Taco Bell or Sonic?
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
General Malaise
Footballguy
If she can put that much work into her body, why can't she put just a little effort into fixing her voice? It's not that hard to learn how to speak properly.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Quint
Footballguy
oh, it is.
glad Beckah is down with the herb, but something tells me she's also down with patchouli oil and shunning razors. i'll bet she's going holster-to-holster downstairs.
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NotSmart
Footballguy
NotSmart
Footballguy
I for one applaud this touch of controversy and intrigue about Bekah.
I pushed my chips all in on her when she confidently and matter of factly told Arie that she was "low maintenance and no drama".
Now the no drama part at least is a tad suspect.
I'm starting to wonder if she's bamboozled us a bit and has a little grift in her.
NotSmart
Footballguy
Yikes, I thought she looked like she'd seen the inside of a few too many tanning beds.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
She can do no wrong. Especially after I saw her Instagram. She's so damn sexy.I for one applaud this touch of controversy and intrigue about Bekah.
I pushed my chips all in on her when she confidently and matter of factly told Arie that she was "low maintenance and no drama".
Now the no drama part at least is a tad suspect.
I'm starting to wonder if she's bamboozled us a bit and has a little grift in her.
NotSmart
Footballguy
Also, it's an amazing transformation from baby fat face to knockout model face between those 2 pics.
She said the older one is a drivers license photo, so she's probably 18 in that pic.
CurlyNight
Footballguy
Professional makeup artists have a hand with all of them. Bekah's real cute, but nothing to write home about, imo. I don't have anyone that I'm rooting for yet. It doesn't help that I don't care for Arie, looks or otherwise.
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Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
everytime I see you post i think of gypseys stealing from a needy child ...
should I feel differently?
NotSmart
Footballguy
I vaguely remember seeing some accusations from another board but I never understood them and now don't remember them.Binky The Doormat said:
All I can say is that the CN I'm familiar with here is someone who takes the time to stick up for others when it's not popular, and is amazingly positive yet also realistic with her advice to others that are hurting for one reason or another. I've seen that a lot of times here.
All this while battling cancer.
I have learned some things from her.
She seems like a nice person, and I think that whatever your past opinion of her, it's good to consider that people can grow and change and get wiser.
CurlyNight
Footballguy
I'd give him a break. He has issues he's battling, too. Seems folks who are not in a good place are the ones who are the most judgemental and snarky. If that helps him, great. There's a whole board of members like that.
As for cancer that some claim fictional, wow. I have my journey thread on another board. In my sig there I have the link to my photobucket of my cancer journey, including a photo of my nippleless foobs requested by a woman frightened about reconstruction. It's public.
http://nomoregfiafp.boards.net/thread/1000/breast-cancer-artistas-journey?page=124
I created it for my fellow sisters and friends on that dead board rather than on fb where fam would see. I shared the link here long time ago as some showed interest. It's a life blog really, not just cancer related stuff.
Thanks notsmart for your kind words. I have him on ignore so I didn't see his post.
Now back to the bachelor..
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Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Not Smart - these aren't accusations. They are fact. Do a little research and/or ask others here. She ripped off a number of people under false pretenses on another board and then simply said sorry ...and that was that. It's been quite a while since that has happened but no move on her part to make any kind of restitution. Her compassion rings hollow until she makes an earnest attempt to pay back those from which she stole. What she did was certainly a jailable offense.
Curly - stating that I have issues and not in a good place, which is likely making me judgemental and snarky - but that you have the compassion and understanding to forgive me is what anyone would expect from a charlatan such as yourself. You and Jimmy Swaggart would make a fine pair. How about this - you pay back the money you stole and then start your path to righteousness by judging others.
CurlyNight
Footballguy
Facts on me is not your strong suit. The CN name was given away and password changed to have fun, hence my new handle artista. You'd bode well by not believing everything on the message boards.
Stop stalking me.
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