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"The Bachelor" on ABC (3 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
General Malaise said:
What exactly does "Glitter" mean?  That chick with the horrendous voice used it when she was dishing on the other girls with some sort of hand movement.  What means this glitter?
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It’s sort of the sorority treasurer version of making it rain.  Or two snaps up by “Men On Film” on In Living Color.  

 
My top 2 still alive, Kendall might be overtaking Bekah as #1 she seems to have a good head on her shoulders. The way Krystal looked at her when she was trying to talk to her was pretty comical. Krystal is loopy. Was surprised the Mom was sent home.

 
Yeah, I was surprised he sent the mom from Maine home too.  She doesn't really do it for me, but I thought Arie liked her quite a bit.  I still can't look at Bekah and not think of the movie Just One of the Boys.  She's cool, though.  

My favorite of the ones left is the gal from Arkansas.  If she's not picked (and I doubt she will be) I hope she gets considered for The Bachelorette.  I think she's funny and outside of a pretty bad tattoo, she's nice to look at.  Also really like Sienne but I don't think she's going to stay around much longer.

 
Okay, what am I missing in Lauren? She is not unattractive, but definitely not stunning, and she seems to have the personality of a dishrag. I just don't see what she brings to the table. I will be surprised if he ends up with either of the blonds.

 
I love how they try to make Jacqueline out to be the crazy one because she isn't ready to introduce this mope to her parents after their 2nd date. Classic.

There's no way Ari's IQ is over 100. Not a chance. 

The adorable truffle sniffing dogs were the highlight of last night.

 
TLEF316 said:
I love how they try to make Jacqueline out to be the crazy one because she isn't ready to introduce this mope to her parents after their 2nd date. Classic.

There's no way Ari's IQ is over 100. Not a chance. 

The adorable truffle sniffing dogs were the highlight of last night.
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He botched the final 4 imo. Even after giving a large number of girls more time & consideration than we normally see down the stretch. Tia is attractive and funny but doesn't seem like a good match for him. The other 3 are either boring as hell or didn't seem like the women he was most into through the process. He seems to really have a thing for Lauren, the most bland and boring woman to ever appear on the show.

He cried letting Bekah go -- that's a good indication it was a mistake. He was into her. Why not meet the family and take her to the fantasy suite? 

 
I think Kendall is the prize of this group for sure. Seems to be pretty level headed and anti drama, which is very unusual for this show. I like how she handles things head on. Sure she seems a little awkward but any normal person would be in this setting. Very attractive and natural looking, I'm not usually partial to blondes either. Looks like she has a twin? or a sister that looks a lot like she does, interested to see how she handles family situation. For her sake I hope she doesn't marry this dolt.

 
McGarnicle said:
He cried letting Bekah go -- that's a good indication it was a mistake. He was into her. Why not meet the family and take her to the fantasy suite? 
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I'd say there's a small but reasonable chance that he:

Knew it almost certainly wouldn't work out long term with her and knew he wasn't going to try

and

Cared enough for her not to string her along any further.

 
Kendall continuing to impress, real logical thinking process like a normal person. The taxidermy stuff is uber weird though :oldunsure:  

 
I think Becca (brunette) has this thing locked up. Maybe I'm wrong, and I've definitely watched less of it than previous years mostly because I have to occupy the twins (2 yo's) while my wife is consumed by the show in another room until I put them to bed. She gives me the NFL, I give her The Bachelor.

I absolutely cannot stand how often this dude says "I love that." The cheesiness of that line along with how he says it...I'd be beside myself if my daughter was interested in a guy like that.

 
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Wiener girl would’ve been great in the fantasy suite. Lauren’s just gonna lay there like a cardboard cutout. What is he thinking. 

 
Just don't see what is interesting at all about Lauren. I hope Bekkah wins. 

Leslie on Winter Games gets more and more attractive every show she is on. She also seems like a great person to hang out with and talk to. Hopefully, she helps Dean to not mess things up.

 
CurlyNight said:
Anyone watching bachelor winter games? 
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Watched with my daughter last night, first time I've seen it. Man the voice on the Japanese girl that left  :shock:  she did seem like a sweet girl though. Nice to see Bibiana again  :wub:

 
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BlueDredSo said:
I think Becca (brunette) has this thing locked up. Maybe I'm wrong, and I've definitely watched less of it than previous years mostly because I have to occupy the twins (2 yo's) while my wife is consumed by the show in another room until I put them to bed. She gives me the NFL, I give her The Bachelor.

I absolutely cannot stand how often this dude says "I love that." The cheesiness of that line along with how he says it...I'd be beside myself if my daughter was interested in a guy like that.
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Lauren is beautiful....but Becca seems like she would do anything in the sack to please her man.

 
He ended up with two gorgeous gals and one very pretty one and I like all three, so it's been a pretty good season no matter what.  :shrug:

Kendall is adorable and should be offered the Bachelorette role immediately (I don't think she'll "win").  Don't even think twice about it, ABC.  She'd be outstanding.  

Yeah, Winter Games is hilarious and fun.  I though Lesley was smart, funny, and scorching hot on Sean's season, and she still is.  Great gal.  

 
offdee said:
Seems to me that it's pretty obvious that Tia will get the Bachelorette gig.
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Yup, that's what I think.  Not sure why she's a turn-off to anybody.  Sweet, funny, great looking and I thought she exited the show with grace, considering he pulled the rug out from under her.  She wasn't expecting that and I think she was genuinely hurt.  

My favorite by far, so I hope ABC makes her a star.  

 
He'll pick the vapid blonde with perfect skin.  They'll last about a month, realize they have nothing in common and will hope to milk their 15 minutes of fame for as long as possible.  

 
General Malaise said:
He'll pick the vapid blonde with perfect skin.  They'll last about a month, realize they have nothing in common and will hope to milk their 15 minutes of fame for as long as possible.  
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Yep, he's obviously in lust with Lauren as she doesn't bring much to the table other than good looks.  And he's straight up told her that he's falling deeply in love with her which I always thought was a no-no for a Bachelor to express that mid-amazing journey.   

 
General Malaise said:
Yup, that's what I think.  Not sure why she's a turn-off to anybody.  Sweet, funny, great looking and I thought she exited the show with grace, considering he pulled the rug out from under her.  She wasn't expecting that and I think she was genuinely hurt.  

My favorite by far, so I hope ABC makes her a star.  
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She's also good friends with Raven, and provides unlimited Weiner jokes.

 
Seems like he really wants it to be Kendall. If she capitulated and said she'd agree to the engagement I think she'd have it in the bag. :shrug:

 
Interesting, I think Lauren is the least attractive of the remaining three. Don't get me wrong she is a pretty woman it's just that looks can be subjective. 

Kendall came across as the Beta twin when talking to her sister. Seems to lack self confidence. That's certainly a set of twins I wouldn't mind being caught in the middle of  :mellow:

 
I haven't watched much this round but Lauren is by far the best looking woman left.  Not a fan of the other blonde that is in the final 3.  The brunette is okay.  

 
Kraft... said:
Interesting, I think Lauren is the least attractive of the remaining three. 
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Weren't you firmly in camp Bekah One of the Boys?  She looked like a teenage boy with a bad case of rosacea by the time she reached Italy.  Can see now why we never could make a trade in UBER.  Our valuation models are way off.  

 
NREC34 said:
Who’s watching the winter games???

poor Ben already got dumped by the flight attendant I guess  :cry:
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I have enjoyed them. Looks like Ashley is finally going to get lucky, Lesley keeps getting hotter (in my mind), and I finally placed who Claire reminds me of: Jan from the Office.

 
General Malaise said:
Weren't you firmly in camp Bekah One of the Boys?  She looked like a teenage boy with a bad case of rosacea by the time she reached Italy.  Can see now why we never could make a trade in UBER.  Our valuation models are way off.  
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Have you seen Bekah's instagram? I think we made a trade once or twice but JTC played the good cop role IIRC. 

 
Lauren is an attractive woman, don't get me wrong, I just can't get past the nose to say she is upper level hot. :shrug:  

I've only seen a couple seasons of this show, is the staged ex boyfriend thing something the producers do often? They obviously flew him down there to spice things up, no? 

 
Kraft... said:
Lauren is an attractive woman, don't get me wrong, I just can't get past the nose to say she is upper level hot. :shrug:  

I've only seen a couple seasons of this show, is the staged ex boyfriend thing something the producers do often? They obviously flew him down there to spice things up, no? 
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What, you don't believe that the guy with the nazi haircut and pigeon intelligence was able to ferret out through the internet that his ex-gf was getting sidewindered in the desert of Peru by needledick, buy a last minute airline ticket to this remote spot and track down their exact location on his own accord????  You're so cynical, Kraft.  

You know, for a guy who supposedly booked an overnight flight at the last minute to find his ex-gf, he sure looked polished and fresh.  I know what I look like after a redeye domestic flight and it isn't like that.  My hair looks like it was rubbed all night by balloons, my clothes look disheveled and I am usually sleeping standing up.  And that's a DOMESTIC redeye.  This guy goes overnight to Peru, drives 5 hours in a car and looks like he is a cast member of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.  

I don't think Arie wants any part of that BF drama and if I'm being honest, I don't think he sees himself fitting in with Bekah's (Becca?  Becka?) family, nice as they were.  He's going to select the hot blonde with flawless skin and the personality of an oven mitt.  That's a better family fit for him, assuming they make it that far and I'm betting they don't.  She reminds me of a dumber, more boring Paris Hilton, which before this show, I never thought existed.

 
Kraft... said:
Lauren is an attractive woman, don't get me wrong, I just can't get past the nose to say she is upper level hot. :shrug:  
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I'm with you. She's in fantastic shape, attractive, but the face just isn't in the super hot range. Then there's the personality, and the vocal fry...

 
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Lots of "I love you's" being thrown around by the Bachelor this season...which I always thought was a big no-no.    Guessing that is what the chick at the final rose scolded him about at the end....telling two women he loves them (making both feel like they have it in the bag then) and then dropping one.   

 
offdee said:
Lots of "I love you's" being thrown around by the Bachelor this season...which I always thought was a big no-no.    Guessing that is what the chick at the final rose scolded him about at the end....telling two women he loves them (making both feel like they have it in the bag then) and then dropping one.   
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Maybe that's the rule of the show. You can tell a woman you love her, but then you have to tell two. Or maybe that's just the best way to get a woman to agree on national TV to sex you.

 
Shrugs said:
Maybe that's the rule of the show. You can tell a woman you love her, but then you have to tell two. Or maybe that's just the best way to get a woman to agree on national TV to sex you.
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I thought you just had to say you were FALLING in love with them.  Pretty sure he nailed them all and found the taxidermist's kitty to be unpleasantly stuffed.

 
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By the way, did you guys know Kendal was into Taxidermy?  Think she mentioned it a time or two thousand.

Also, Arie says 'you know' way too much.  He's worse than, you know, a pro athlete giving, you know, an interview.

 
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