the best mock draft (1 Viewer)

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1 Oakland Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell LSU Jr.

If you asked a scientist to build a prototypical quarterback of the future, he would come up with JaMarcus Russell. This guy eats Peyton Manning and ####s Tom Brady. He once threw a pass 400 yards from on his back while wearing mittens. Still, I expect him to be a major disappointment.

21 Denver Broncos OLB Paul Posluszny Penn State Sr.

They can pick anybody here because they really don't have any holes. Actually, when they pick this guy they’ll have a hole at linebacker.

 

[3C's]

I thought at first this was a serious attempt at a mock. the first 2 picks make sense (if you skip the commentary), then comes #3.

 

[chris1969]

OMG, tell me your not serious.

 

[Guzalot]

Funny stuff

5 Cardinals: G Justin BlalockThe Cardinals hired a nobody head coach, so they might as well draft a nobody as well. This guard will at least provide Edgerrin James with another huge target to barrel into before falling on his face.

 

[matuski]

I think this is a honda...

but the Jets commentary is still hilarious.

 

[chris1969]

#2 OT Joe Thomas

Jon Kitna threw a lot of interceptions last year as a result of bad protection. With Joe Thomas on board, expect him to throw them out of stupidity.

 

[fatness]

26 Philadelphia Eagles DT Amobi Okoye Louisville Sr.This guy was born in Nigeria or something and has overcome a bunch of adversity which means he’ll be a good run stopper, I guess. I don’t know. If he’s so smart, what was he doing being born in Nigeria in the first place?

 

[pinda]

4 WR Calvin Johnson Georgia Tech Sr.It’s between Calvin Johnson and a long snapper. If they go with Calvin Johnson and lose the Super Bowl on a botched snap, it could go down as one of the biggest draft blunders in history.

 

[snorlax]

This is a honda, but there's still lots of funny stuff in here.

 

[Assani Fisher]

entire site is pretty funny too

 

[Please See Mine]

From last year

14 LB AJ Hawk Ohio State SR .The Eagles should grab a linebacker, like what’s his face from Ohio State. The Hawk guy. He would be perfect for Andy Reid’s system of signing people to long term deals and then releasing them as soon as they reach all-pro status.

32 WR Chad Jackson Florida JR The Steelers may be looking to replace Antwaan Randle El here, but they’ll be hard pressed to find someone as overrated.

 

[Colin Dowling]

The Brushback rules. Nice posting.

 

[Ed Wood]

12 Jamal Anderson DE

The Bills desperately need a running back but there are no good ones available. I suggest they trade down a spot and see if there are any there.

 

[John Maddens Lunchbox]

Last year

5 OT D'Brickashaw Ferguson Virginia SR

The Packers have a few options here. They can go after Haloti Ngata, the defensive tackle from Oregon, or D’Brickashaw Ferguson, the highly touted offensive lineman. They might want to look into getting somebody with a halfway normal name, though. Those guys sound like they just stepped off a spaceship. D’Brickashaw? Wtf?

 

[fatness]

Also from their 2006 mock draft:

20 Kansas City Chiefs CB Ashton Youboty Ohio St JRThe Chiefs need a defender who understands the concept of wrestling the ball carrier to the ground in order to prevent touchdowns. It’s an old technique but it’s been proven effective.