The creepy way old people point (1 Viewer)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

When I was a kid it use to freak me out when old people would point. They would always have a bend in their finger, and their hand would shake. Half the time you had no idea where or what they where pointing at.

I do this now. My fingers, broken and twisted multiple times in my life, and now twisted even more with arthritis, do not straighten out. I am probably now freaking out kids they way others once did me.

 

[jamny]

What creeps me out is old guys with their eyes bulging and jaw wide open looking like they're trying to scream.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

What creeps me out is old guys with their eyes bulging and jaw wide open looking like they're trying to scream.

They are trying to scream. That "look" is a heart attack, stoke, and pants ####ting happening all at once. Their faces get stuck like that at the moment of death. Cover them with a sheet and call the coroner.

 

[T Bell]

"Do you see the man you've described in that courtroom today"

"...[feebly] Yes. [points]"

"Good Lord, he's implicated two-thirds of the gallery."

 

[badmojo1006]

He is watching you

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

 

[Das Boot]

You make a good point.

 

[Psychopav]

This thread is pointless.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

I had an great uncle who did the old finger point and it would freak me out. It was always accompanied with him saying, "Go get undressed over there." Just really freaky.

 

[T Bell]

This may be the reason that it's so scary.

 

[Apple Jack]

What creeps me out is old guys with their eyes bulging and jaw wide open looking like they're trying to scream.

Like this?

 

[T Bell]

What creeps me out is old guys with their eyes bulging and jaw wide open looking like they're trying to scream.

Wat?

 

[jamny]

What creeps me out is old guys with their eyes bulging and jaw wide open looking like they're trying to scream.

Wat?

 

[VA703]

What to do when talking to someone with a roaming eye. do you follow the roamer? which one has the dominant vision?!

I usually move to stay in line of sight with the roaming eye

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

"Do you see the man you've described in that courtroom today"

"...[feebly] Yes. [points]"

"Good Lord, he's implicated two-thirds of the gallery."

Exactly

 

[Das Boot]

What to do when talking to someone with a roaming eye. do you follow the roamer? which one has the dominant vision?!

I usually move to stay in line of sight with the roaming eye

Just shuffle back and forth.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This is why you should never get old.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

This is why you should never get old.

Well this, and the fact that my balls dangle further than the pendulum on a grandfather clock and I have nose hairs tougher than the bristles of a wire brush.

 

[Guest]

What to do when talking to someone with a roaming eye. do you follow the roamer? which one has the dominant vision?!

I usually move to stay in line of sight with the roaming eye

Dammit. I've had 2 jobs in the last 16 years and both places have had someone with an eye like this. I usually try to focus on the bridge of the nose, but it's hard to not dart back and forth.

 

[T Bell]

What to do when talking to someone with a roaming eye. do you follow the roamer? which one has the dominant vision?!

I usually move to stay in line of sight with the roaming eye

Dammit. I've had 2 jobs in the last 16 years and both places have had someone with an eye like this. I usually try to focus on the bridge of the nose, but it's hard to not dart back and forth.

"They say that the eyes are the window to the soul, and you, sir, have a highly mobile soul!"

 

[dickey moe]

Grunting up against the stall.

 

[chauncey]

Why do old men have such huge ears? I can't be the only one who has noticed this.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Why do old men have such huge ears? I can't be the only one who has noticed this.

Cause your ears (and nose) never stop growing.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

If you're walking down the street someday and spot some ancient hollow eyes, please don't just pass them by and stare as if you didn't care. Say hello in there, hello.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

If you're walking down the street someday and spot some ancient hollow eyes, please don't just pass them by and stare as if you didn't care. Say hello in there, hello.

You know that old trees just grow stronger

And old rivers get wilder everyday

Old people just grow lonesome

Waiting for someone to say, hello in there-o

 

[EYLive]

 

[Eephus]

You all suck

 

[-fish-]

It's because they can see Death

 

[cstu]

When I was a kid it use to freak me out when old people would point. They would always have a bend in their finger, and their hand would shake. Half the time you had no idea where or what they where pointing at.

I do this now. My fingers, broken and twisted multiple times in my life, and now twisted even more with arthritis, do not straighten out. I am probably now freaking out kids they way others once did me.

What the hell have you been doing?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

When I was a kid it use to freak me out when old people would point. They would always have a bend in their finger, and their hand would shake. Half the time you had no idea where or what they where pointing at.

I do this now. My fingers, broken and twisted multiple times in my life, and now twisted even more with arthritis, do not straighten out. I am probably now freaking out kids they way others once did me.

What the hell have you been doing?

Sailing, football, judo, wrestling, aikido, climbing, manual labor on a farm. The stuff boys and young men do.

 

[cstu]

When I was a kid it use to freak me out when old people would point. They would always have a bend in their finger, and their hand would shake. Half the time you had no idea where or what they where pointing at.

I do this now. My fingers, broken and twisted multiple times in my life, and now twisted even more with arthritis, do not straighten out. I am probably now freaking out kids they way others once did me.

What the hell have you been doing?

Sailing, football, judo, wrestling, aikido, climbing, manual labor on a farm. The stuff boys and young men do.

I've stuck with the girly stuff but look at these pretty hands.

 

[Raider Nation]

Just wait until Baldy gets old.

 

[ghostguy123]

What creeps me out is old guys with their eyes bulging and jaw wide open looking like they're trying to scream.

Wat?

oh my god. I might have just peed a little

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Anyone else notice how Antonio Gates had the old guy crooked end pointy finger in The League? Was thinking about thread when I saw it last night (DVR'd a bunch).

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Just wait until Baldy gets old.

You call that a bent finger? Please. Anthony Munoz laughs at that.