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The Finger (1 Viewer)

Gary Coal Man

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1. Is the middle finger in your repertoire when you get angry?

2. When is the last time you flipped a complete stranger the finger?

3.  When is the last time a complete stranger flipped you the finger?

 
While driving it has shown itself a few times.  I'm getting mellower as I get older and now just call them #%&@ing *%$holes to myself.

 
I was given the finger for no good reason about a month ago and it was hilarious. I stopped at a crosswalk waiting for an old lady with a walker to cross and as you would expect, she crossed very slowly. I was in no hurry so I didn’t care, wasn’t looking impatient or anything. Once she made it to the middle of the crosswalk, she briefly stopped, turned to me and gave me the finger. Then she proceeded to continue crossing. 

I have no idea why she did this. I wasn’t being impatient or doing anything.  But it was so funny seeing this sweet elderly lady suddenly turn and flash me the finger. 

 
I was given the finger for no good reason about a month ago and it was hilarious. I stopped at a crosswalk waiting for an old lady with a walker to cross and as you would expect, she crossed very slowly. I was in no hurry so I didn’t care, wasn’t looking impatient or anything. Once she made it to the middle of the crosswalk, she briefly stopped, turned to me and gave me the finger. Then she proceeded to continue crossing. 

I have no idea why she did this. I wasn’t being impatient or doing anything.  But it was so funny seeing this sweet elderly lady suddenly turn and flash me the finger. 
I think I'm going to do this when I get old.  Just randomly give people the finger.

 
1. Is the middle finger in your repertoire when you get angry? no

2. When is the last time you flipped a complete stranger the finger? has to be a couple decades, probably

3.  When is the last time a complete stranger flipped you the finger? about a week ago when some guy driving a 40 year old truck, without a muffler & 8 ft tall wheels roared around me on a residential for only doing 35 in a 25. i was sufficiently impressed by the size of his wang.

 
My brother and I have had a game since we were teenagers (I’m almost 40 now) of flicking each other off in public/social situations without getting caught.  It originated with doing it to each other around our parents, especially in high profile areas such as church or if they were with coworkers.  It’s obviously no longer “risky” for us, but it’s been a fun thing to keep going all these years...I suppose I’ve passed it on to my 4 year old daughter since she gets one to the back of her head near daily and has no idea about it

 
1. No

2. I don’t think I ever have. 

3. I got flipped off for tailgating a slow driver in the left lane a few years ago. 

 
Gary Coal Man said:
1. Is the middle finger in your repertoire when you get angry?

2. When is the last time you flipped a complete stranger the finger?

3.  When is the last time a complete stranger flipped you the finger?
1.  No.

2.  Not really sure...been a while.

3.  Few weeks ago...bringing a group of kids home from High School the first day of school.  Guy was tailgating me on a narrow curvy road (and I had 2 cars ahead of me anyway).  He was visibly pissed, honking and then flipped us the bird.  Then proceeded to hit the back of our car when we came to a redlight.  Thankful nobody hurt and he was immediately all whiny and apologetic...was a pretty quick turnaround getting his insurance to pay for the damage.

 
Gary Coal Man said:
1. Is the middle finger in your repertoire when you get angry?

2. When is the last time you flipped a complete stranger the finger?

3.  When is the last time a complete stranger flipped you the finger?
1.  Gotta say it is.

2.  Umm, it's been awhile.

3.  Can't remember.

Definitely see it most in driving situations.  Aggressive a-holes.

 
Gary Coal Man said:
1. Is the middle finger in your repertoire when you get angry?

2. When is the last time you flipped a complete stranger the finger?

3.  When is the last time a complete stranger flipped you the finger?
1. No

2. Last week to someone passing in incoming traffic causing me to have to take the shoulder to avoid a head-on collision.  The week before to someone passing me as we were going around a blind curve causing me to have to slam on the breaks when we inevitably met another vehicle.

3.  No sure.   

My dad thinks there's something wrong with my mom if he doesn't get flipped off at least once a day.

 
1-no

2- about 2-3 years ago when I was traveling about 60 mph, saw a loaded dump truck at a side street thinking “no way will he pull out in front of me”, then braking down to about 20 mph when he did pull out right in front of me. He got the finger, the dirty look, and a few choice words yelled out the window when I passed him.

3-I’ve never noticed anyone giving me the gesture, though it’s certainly possible it’s happened.

 
Only use this when driving.  Some idiot riding my tail and honks me, or honks me for no good reason, he gets that.

 

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