***The Four Games of Christmas*** Game 3: RPS Robot Battle - We Have Video Coverage... And A Winner! (1 Viewer)

[hagmania]

Hi everyone, I'm your host Hag Gumbel. I'll be leading you through this Tinsel-Time Tournament of Machine Mayhem!

C-3PJOE - Scissors              PPDD - Paper

Early lead for C-3PJOE! 1-0

C-3PJOE - Rock                   PPDD - Paper

PPDD fires right back and ties it up! 1-1

C-3PJOE - Rock                   PPDD - Rock

Dead heat! This is a great first battle!

C-3PJOE - Paper                 PPDD - Rock

C-3PJOE takes the lead 2-1!

C-3PJOE - Rock                   PPDD - Rock

C-3PJOE - Scissors              PPDD - Scissors

Wow, such a tight battle, it all comes down to this...

C-3PJOE - Paper                 PPDD - Scissors

C-3PJOE wins it 3-1! He kicks over PPDD and stomps the bot's birdbrain to bits!

C-3PJOE Paper                    PPDD Scissors

Dead Heat 2-2!

 

[EYLive]

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

  Pretty sure the ref screwed that one up.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Scissors cuts paper - I'm throwing the red flag

 

[lardonastick]

This is amazing. All the likes.

 

[Ned]

  Pretty sure the ref screwed that one up.

 

 

[hagmania]

I'm terrible.

LOL

 

[Nugget]

What a great day.

 

[Ned]

Legitimate LOL with a snort 

 

 

 

[hagmania]

FIRST MATCH, FIRST TIE!

 

[EYLive]

hag

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Seriously.  I'm crying.  And ignoring important business for this....

 

[hagmania]

We had to take this to instant replay folks.

Here's our head referee - Zonk

 

[Ned]

Seriously.  I'm crying.  And ignoring important business for this....

I've got an important web demo at 3:00.  

Now considering rescheduling it.

 

[hagmania]

AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, SCISSORS DOES INDEED CUT PAPER.

2-2!

Round 2 had no changes.

THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE IRON MAIDEN!

 

[popeye]

Nut thrust and scissors is never a win

If do right, no can defense #Miyagiforever

 

[Yankee23Fan]

AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, SCISSORS DOES INDEED CUT PAPER.

2-2!

Round 2 had no changes.

THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE IRON MAIDEN!

OMG OMG OMG

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Whats tiebreaker?  Higher seed moves on?

 

[Yankee23Fan]

As an aside, "It's time for the Iron Maiden," is a great line to use in the bedroom.  Have to figure out how to throw that in there.

Yeah yeah, penny pic or it didn't happen.  Yada yada.  Let's go PPDD!

 

[EYLive]

I've got an important web demo at 3:00.  

Now considering rescheduling it.

Just do a sharescreen of this RPS trourney. They'll love it.

 

[Ned]

25 pages

 

[FreeBaGeL]

Wait I'm not in there.  Is that because I forgot to name my bot?  Bagelbot.  It's Bagelbot!

 

[Ned]

Can we get a cross reference of bots and their owners?

 

[AAABatteries]

hag

 

[Ned]

Wait I'm not in there.  Is that because I forgot to name my bot?  Bagelbot.  It's Bagelbot!

 

 

[hagmania]

OOOOOOOH FOLKS, IT'S NOT PRETTY...

...

RESULT

Pigeon Potato Diet Destruction survives and advances!

 

[Yankee23Fan]

OOOOOOOH FOLKS, IT'S NOT PRETTY...

...

RESULT

Pigeon Potato Diet Destruction survives and advances!

LMAO. I'm turning purple I'm laughing so hard.  My secretary thinks I'm having a heart attack.  OMFG.

 

[AAABatteries]

I've got an important web demo at 3:00.  

Now considering rescheduling it.

I was on a conference call with our managed service team - I was trying not to laugh while I was giving my instructions for while I'm on vacation.

 

[Ned]

LMAO. I'm turning purple I'm laughing so hard.  My secretary thinks I'm having a heart attack.  OMFG.

The wires hanging out had me   

 

[lardonastick]

Formal request to extend these games past Christmas to EVERY FRIDAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME

 

[AAABatteries]

Preview of the 5 vs. 12 match

https://t.co/IoH7sFTQ5N

 

[hagmania]

Lambot 6900 VS The Steel Curtain

READY... FIGHT!

 

[AAABatteries]

your avatar 

 

[Nugget]

I love the robot pictures - no idea where you find them.

 

[EYLive]

Sweet baby zeus

 

[EYLive]

Two Bots enter... 1 bot leaves... unless hag Harvey loses his bifocals... then we need a tiebreaker... and some MSPaint magic...

 

[hagmania]

A fluffy lamb-o-doom and an... animatronic bathtub are in a tightly contested battle!

It seems the bathtub is learning though! The Steel Curtain takes what happens in a previous round and adapts his combat!

Paper-Paper
0-0

Paper-Scissors
0-1

Watch out, don't overcorrect!

Rock-Scissors
1-1

Paper-Paper
1-1

Scissors-Scissors
1-1

Excellent robot rumble here!

And then, a breakthrough!

Scissors-Rock!

1-2 Steel Curtain!

...

Rock-Rock

It's all over!

RESULT

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I'm gonna salvage the remains for some steel wool.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

@Peyton Marino it was a run

I'll send you an invoice 

 

[EYLive]

I have a company Christmas party tonight at 6:30PST, but at this rate I'll probably skip it to cheer on Yoga Wench.

 

[Nugget]

Lower seeds are 2-0 so far.  I'm may have to make a booze run up to the kitchen.

 

[The Gator]

Which one is me? 

 

[El Floppo]

Which one is me? 

arnold, IIRC.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

This is the best ever.  

 

[AAABatteries]

Which one is me? 

Mkhitaryan > Coutinho

 

[The Gator]

Mkhitaryan > Coutinho

I wouldn't spread lies in my name 

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Can't wait to see the robot Liberace

 

[AAABatteries]

I wouldn't spread lies in my name 

I paid hags $5 to make it your robot name. 

 

[hagmania]

Which one is me? 

RPG

Gonna be a few moments until the next battle: scoobot vs White Noise

 

[Yankee23Fan]

I have a company Christmas party tonight at 6:30PST, but at this rate I'll probably skip it to cheer on Yoga Wench.

I have a Christmas pageant for one of my kids.  I'm seriously trying to figure out a way to keep track of this while there.  My wife may hate me by the end of the night.