The handshake is evolving (1 Viewer)

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

wake me when it rightfully evolves into the handShuke   

Sha Na Na - Born To Hand Shuke

OK cats, throw your mittens around your kittens and away we go!

Before I was born, late one night, my papa said everything's alright
The doctor paid, mama laid down, with a semitone bouncing all around
'Cause the bebop stork was about to juke
Mama gave birth to the hand-shuke

I could barely walk when I moved to town, when I was three, I pushed a plow
While chopping wood I move my legs, and I started the dance while I gathered eggs
Bowed and clapped, I was just a puke
And I danced 'em all, he's born to hand-shuke

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah - everybody
Born to hand-shuke, baby, born to hand-shuke, baby - yeah

How low can you go, how low can you go, how low can you go, how low can you go
Higher, higher, higher and higher
Now can you hand-shuke, baby, oh can you hand-shuke, baby
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, born to hand-shuke, oh yeah!

 

[That one guy]

I’m a high-five guy.  No confusion when I post up for a fiver, not uncommon but random enough where most get excited for such an alternative greeting.  Up top, brohans!

 

[otb_lifer]

Sha Na Na - Born To Hand Shuke

OK cats, throw your mittens around your kittens and away we go!

Before I was born, late one night, my papa said everything's alright
The doctor paid, mama laid down, with a semitone bouncing all around
'Cause the bebop stork was about to juke
Mama gave birth to the hand-shuke

I could barely walk when I moved to town, when I was three, I pushed a plow
While chopping wood I move my legs, and I started the dance while I gathered eggs
Bowed and clapped, I was just a puke
And I danced 'em all, he's born to hand-shuke

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah - everybody
Born to hand-shuke, baby, born to hand-shuke, baby - yeah

How low can you go, how low can you go, how low can you go, how low can you go
Higher, higher, higher and higher
Now can you hand-shuke, baby, oh can you hand-shuke, baby
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, born to hand-shuke, oh yeah!

HOW LOW CAN YA GO, MoCS?



oh, and Marty 

 

[nirad3]

The handshake you use is totally dependent on whose hand you’re shaking.  

President of your company?  Formal, traditional shake.  

Snoop Dogg?  Bro hug.

I never dictate the shake.  I see where the other person is heading with the shake and I go along.

This.

 

[Brony]

I like to lay some skin just the way that Raj, Dwayne and Rerun taught me. 

 

[Gally]

I like to lay some skin just the way that Raj, Dwayne and Rerun taught me. 

hey, hey, hey........just have to be careful if Dee is around. 

 

[heckmanm]

Chi Chi Rodriguez FTW

 

[Terminalxylem]

I hate shaking hands. People just shouldn't touch other people unless they are having sex.

It's a nice way to declare coitus a fait accompli. 

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

HOW LOW CAN YA GO, MoCS?

Gimme Five

oh, and Marty 

NTTIAWWT

 

[ProstheticRGK]

what if Snoop Dogg IS the president of your company? 

formal bro hug

 

[TripleThreat]

fist bump most. hug others.   sometimes I pull out the tickler... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRoLh0aUzdQ

 

[parasaurolophus]

Hipcheck

This and my special nice to meet you dance are always a big hit at conventions. 

 

[otb_lifer]

Gimme Five

 🐿 

NTTIAWWT

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

wake me when it rightfully evolves into the handShuke   

does that mean you have to PM them first?

 

[otb_lifer]

does that mean you have to PM them first?

i prefer hugging it out ...