Brunell4MVP
Footballguy
3-1, but last in my league in total points.
So I'm calling these players out as sucky...
Chad Johnson - Stop running your freakin mouth and try running into the end zone once in a while. Did you run out of ideas for end zone celebrations? I mean, we'll forgive you for that stupid chicken dance.
Jamal Lewis - Nice moves when you get to the line. Your supposed to run through the gaps, not into the back of your damn linemen. Guess all the 'packing' in the jail cell makes you want to run up your OL's ###es. I bet Baltimore wishes they kept Chester you jail pimp.
Fred Taylor - You average 4.7 YPC this year, yet your coach gives it to you 7 #######g times against a team missing its starting def tackles. And how about a TD once every decade? Is the Jax line really this bad? Or does Del Rio think you've lost it. Either way, more than 20 yards a game would be nice.
Joe Horn - Are you telling me the last WR taken in the draft is better than you? Did you piss on Drew Brees' pillow or something? He seems to think you are the GD plague. Go slip Brees a mickey, and maybe he'll lose his vision long enough to think Keenan McCardell came to NO too.
Carson Palmer - 0 TDs, 2 TDs, 4 TDs, followed by 0 TDs against a bad defense. Show up every day if you want to be on the same level as Peyton. And you sound like a cry baby in your press conferences. Here's what you do...drop back, look long for some gold teeth fashing in the lights, throw it to Johnson, watch him do some stupid dance, and win some damn games.
Venting complete.
