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Justin Strzelczyk - OL

Aside from only having one vowel in his last name (not counting "y"), Strzelczyk also had only one great defining moment. After a hit-and-run accident in New York, police chased his pickup 40 miles, during which Strzelczyk flipped off troopers and at one point threw a beer bottle at them. In the end, Strzelczyk crashed head on at 90 miles per hour into a tanker truck carrying corrosive acid, leaving an explosive scene police compared to an airplane crash. Strzelczyk didn't make it out alive, he did, literally, go down in a 'blaze of glory', and you gotta respect that. And for those concerned, the driver of the tanker escaped with only minor injuries.

Wow, I've never heard that story. That's crazy. What a way to go out.

 
Pac Man Jones can take a spot at corner.

I'd disagree with Jimmy Johnson as head coach. He didn't have choir boys at his stops at the U and with the Boys but he's squeaky clean. There's got to be a head coach with a nice rap sheet out there.

 
pigskin pimp said:
Justin Strzelczyk - OL

Aside from only having one vowel in his last name (not counting "y"), Strzelczyk also had only one great defining moment. After a hit-and-run accident in New York, police chased his pickup 40 miles, during which Strzelczyk flipped off troopers and at one point threw a beer bottle at them. In the end, Strzelczyk crashed head on at 90 miles per hour into a tanker truck carrying corrosive acid, leaving an explosive scene police compared to an airplane crash. Strzelczyk didn't make it out alive, he did, literally, go down in a 'blaze of glory', and you gotta respect that. And for those concerned, the driver of the tanker escaped with only minor injuries.

Wow, I've never heard that story. That's crazy. What a way to go out.
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Jughead was also once placed on the IR for an injury he sustained from a bar stool.
 
trader jake said:
Pac Man Jones can take a spot at corner.I'd disagree with Jimmy Johnson as head coach. He didn't have choir boys at his stops at the U and with the Boys but he's squeaky clean. There's got to be a head coach with a nice rap sheet out there.
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How about Mike Tice? Scalping tickets is not that huge of an offense, but embarassing since it was so petty.
 
trader jake said:
Pac Man Jones can take a spot at corner.I'd disagree with Jimmy Johnson as head coach. He didn't have choir boys at his stops at the U and with the Boys but he's squeaky clean. There's got to be a head coach with a nice rap sheet out there.
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The list may be a little older because Pacman is a no-brainer for CB
 
QUEZILLA said:
trader jake said:
Pac Man Jones can take a spot at corner.I'd disagree with Jimmy Johnson as head coach. He didn't have choir boys at his stops at the U and with the Boys but he's squeaky clean. There's got to be a head coach with a nice rap sheet out there.
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How about Mike Tice? Scalping tickets is not that huge of an offense, but embarassing since it was so petty.
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Comeon Tice was not a criminal - he was getting paid like minimum wage + tips, he had to do it for him family.
 
trader jake said:
Pac Man Jones can take a spot at corner.I'd disagree with Jimmy Johnson as head coach. He didn't have choir boys at his stops at the U and with the Boys but he's squeaky clean. There's got to be a head coach with a nice rap sheet out there.
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While the Jimmy Johnson thing was funny, I think Marv Lewis would take this spot now. Al Davis should be the owner though.
 
Godsbrother said:
pigskin pimp said:
Justin Strzelczyk - OL

Aside from only having one vowel in his last name (not counting "y"), Strzelczyk also had only one great defining moment. After a hit-and-run accident in New York, police chased his pickup 40 miles, during which Strzelczyk flipped off troopers and at one point threw a beer bottle at them. In the end, Strzelczyk crashed head on at 90 miles per hour into a tanker truck carrying corrosive acid, leaving an explosive scene police compared to an airplane crash. Strzelczyk didn't make it out alive, he did, literally, go down in a 'blaze of glory', and you gotta respect that. And for those concerned, the driver of the tanker escaped with only minor injuries.

Wow, I've never heard that story. That's crazy. What a way to go out.
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Jughead was also once placed on the IR for an injury he sustained from a bar stool.
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He was Bi-Polar though wasn't he? He was crazy at times but I don't think he was just a jerk.
 
pigskin pimp said:
Justin Strzelczyk - OL

Aside from only having one vowel in his last name (not counting "y"), Strzelczyk also had only one great defining moment. After a hit-and-run accident in New York, police chased his pickup 40 miles, during which Strzelczyk flipped off troopers and at one point threw a beer bottle at them. In the end, Strzelczyk crashed head on at 90 miles per hour into a tanker truck carrying corrosive acid, leaving an explosive scene police compared to an airplane crash. Strzelczyk didn't make it out alive, he did, literally, go down in a 'blaze of glory', and you gotta respect that. And for those concerned, the driver of the tanker escaped with only minor injuries.

Wow, I've never heard that story. That's crazy. What a way to go out.
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Happened minutes away from me on the Thruway in NY.
 
chris1969 said:
trader jake said:
Pac Man Jones can take a spot at corner.I'd disagree with Jimmy Johnson as head coach. He didn't have choir boys at his stops at the U and with the Boys but he's squeaky clean. There's got to be a head coach with a nice rap sheet out there.
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While the Jimmy Johnson thing was funny, I think Marv Lewis would take this spot now. Al Davis should be the owner though.
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How about the guy from the Lions who was arrested for driving while nude? I mean, he was only the offensive line coach or something but with an arrest like that he deserves a promotion to head coach of this team. It isn't like any of the players are going to listen to the coach anyway...
 
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