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The Official "WTF U Doing for Valentines Day" Thread (1 Viewer)

We usually just take the kids out to dinner.  Well, our son takes my wife, and I take our daughters.  We eat at the same restaurant but at different tables.  It's pretty cute.

But this year, I went "big."  Got 2 dozen roses from Whole Foods, regularly $24.99 but only $19.99 with an Amazon Prime coupon.  Left them on the dining room table before I left for work.  I knew they were a big hit when I saw her FB post:  "Loblaw boys for the win" captioning a pic of the roses and a card I asked our son to make.

 
Apparently, spending the rest of the evening in the bathroom after meeting my wife for lunch at a dive Indian place. My insides have liquefied. She is fine BTW.

 
Cooking the wife lobster ravioli with vodka sauce and garlic bread. I also bought her s Swarovski locket which she loved. That's it

 
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Nothing. Neither of us buy squat for the other.  I married a good one. 

She screwed with me last last night and said she couldn't wait to give me my valentines gift.   Then she burst out laughing. 

 
Bull Dozier said:
Not a darn thing.  Won't even spend the evening together as I am going to a traveling basketball tournament seeding meeting and having beers with the guys before hand.  :winning:

But it is only a temporary reprieve.  We will probably reschedule for the weekend.
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Hey man, nice job adding all that detail to this "meeting" you're going to while you stay at the bar with your buds. Surely nothing that ridiculous sounding actually exists. 

 
Wife works till 10ish on wednesdays, so thats about it for us. Got her a box of chocolates, my daughter (11) some flowers and chocolates and my son (7) some star wars chocolates. Thats it. Daughter's b-day is tomorrow so focus is on that and her party over the weekend. 

 
wikkidpissah said:
Out of my great respect for & awe of Clown Car, i am going to try to make it thru this fake holiday without making a "bust a Nutella" joke.
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See, this is where we differ. Out of my great respect and love for Clown Car, I will forego the “man, you’re bigger than a jar of Nutella? Kid 8 must llok like an orange on a toothpick” joke.

I worked night shift last night, and am working again, tonight. I left 2 oz. of Nuterella on my wife’s pilow this afternoon, but it will probably be cold by the time she finds it.

 
Who are the unfunny ####ers that write cards?  Brutal, fortunately i funnel all gift giving through our little ones so the unfunny cards are a bit funnier to them.

 
Soon to be 2 year old still sick, 103 fever. His birthday is in a few days, hopefully he’s better then. Wife is sleeping in bed with him, 5 year old just fell asleep on top of me... Romantic fireworks are rocketing over here. We do have a date night planned for next week though, so I guess there’s that.

 
13 hour work day, due to my work boss planning a presentation next Tuesday at 9AM.  Of course, since he is out of office on Friday and with the holiday on Monday, we had to finish tonight so he had proper time to carve it up and create another 12 hour work day tomorrow to reverse all the work we did today.  Which is how Monday/Tuesday played out as well.  Yes, he’s single.  Yes, I’m already looking for a new job.

Fortunately, my floral arrangement arrived as planned.  So, I am not in the doghouse with the real boss.

 
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RUSF18 said:
Hey man, nice job adding all that detail to this "meeting" you're going to while you stay at the bar with your buds. Surely nothing that ridiculous sounding actually exists. 
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Sadly it does.  Minnesota state wide year end tournament.  200 six grade teams in a room filling out brackets starting with the very best teams and working their way down to the worst.  Each bracket is 16 teams.  The first 8 or so teams are all quick volunteers as they know they are in the top half of the bracket.  Then it stops and its pulling teeth to persuade the next 8 teams, who all want to drop down to the next bracket, to go where they actually belong.  I could start a thread on the stupidity I've heard in this room over the years (have done it five or six times now).  This year there were 13 brackets to fill and I ended up in the 12th.  Sat in that room for 2 1/2 hours.  Good times.

 
shadyridr said:
Cooking the wife lobster ravioli with vodka sauce and garlic bread. I also bought her s Swarovski locket which she loved. That's it
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She loved the meal and the gift and I still didn't get any because she was too full from the delicious dinner. She said she'll make it up to me tonight :kicksrock:

 
shadyridr said:
Cooking the wife lobster ravioli with vodka sauce and garlic bread. I also bought her s Swarovski locket which she loved. That's it
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That dude feom FFTday makes jewelry?  Never would have guessed.

All I got was some dots btw.  

 
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