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The Punk Hundred by rockaction - The Countdown Of My Favorite Hundred Punk Songs By A Hundred Different Bands (1 Viewer)

80. Dwarves - Free Cocaine

This gem from the San Franciscan sacrilegious rockers by way of Chicago, Illinois, is from 1986. Dwarves are a band noted for their controversial album covers (they were around long enough to have had them be important at the beginning of their tenure through to now) and lyrics, generally written by Blag Dahlia, the mic'ed up leader of the band. 

 
83. The Dead Milkmen - Dean's Dream

I escaped from a theater to see a girl
With long blond hair, right down to there


A more, um, countrified and slightly rockabilly-esque, dreamy punk song by Joe Jack Talcum and the boys. Philadelphia favorites. Off of their famous first album Big Lizard In My Back Yard. Why is there no "Punk Rock Girl"? Because I think it's just been covered recently as a favorite or a best of. 

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/65ZK2zk1YFTnaD7D4deD37?si=b32628b3a95f41bb
Just catching up now.  Love this song, love the Dead Milkmen.

I think I posted that my favorite Milkmen song is Stuart which isn't punk in the slightest.  Off the same album, the James Brown parody RC'S Mom is amazingly funky and disturbingly hilarious at the same time - "gonna beat my wife, gonna smack her with a lead pipe, gonna smack her with a 2x4, run her over with a Brinks truck."  

Required disclaimer: spousal abuse is in no way funny, even as delivered by Rodney Anonymous impersonating the Godfather of Soul.

 
79. RAMONES SPECIAL DEDICATION 

Two all-female acts pay tribute to the punk godfathers in two distinct ways. 

79(a) Thee Headcoatees - Davy Crockett 

Billy Childish's creation, Thee Headcoatees, come through with a rollicking tune set to the melody line of "Farmer John," a garage-inspired song that winds up culminating in a Gabba Gabba Hey Ramones chorus and breakdown tribute by the end. 

Garage rock fun!

79(b) Sleater-Kinney - I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone

Sleater Kinney does the homage more overtly, this one through lyrical adoration of The Ramones. 

 
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78. Crime - Hot Wire My Heart

San Francisco's own Crime cut a bunch of tracks back in the late '70s. Considered an excruciatingly loud live experience, the band certainly tears it up with completely skwonking guitars, sort of bruising if not technical leads, and feedback here. There is riffage galore, with a definite emphasis on said angularity. Lots of string raking. What they must have been like live!

 
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77. The Eat - Communist Radio

The Eat were one of the first punk acts hailing from South Florida. Their innovative lyrics and rockin' songs quickly established them as stalwarts of the club scene in the late seventies, and they continued on in various forms through the eighties. Alternative Tentacles Records, Jello Biafra's label, puts out their compilation. Tongue planted firmly in cheek, "Communist Radio" namechecks most of your favorite Central America guerrillas. 

More here: 

https://alternativetentacles.com/artists/the-eat/

 
78. Crime - Hot Wire My Heart

San Francisco's own Crime cut a bunch of tracks back in the late '70s. Considered an excruciatingly loud live experience, the band certainly tears it up with completely skwonking guitars, sort of bruising if not technical leads, and feedback here. There is riffage galore, with a definite emphasis on said angularity. Lots of string raking. What they must have been like live!
Only waded in because you had said there would be no Sonic Youth type stuff then the title said "Hot Wire My Heart". Never realized it was a cover. Oh, well. I guess I should leave this to the pros.

 
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Only waded in because you had said there would be no Sonic Youth type stuff then the title said "Hot Wire My Heart". Never realized it was a cover. Oh, well. I guess I should leave this to the pros.
My response to this is an amused "Huh? Sonic Youth did a cover of Hot Wire My Heart?" 

Not so pro. Feel free to chime in whenever. I heard about Crime about a decade ago when they came up in an algorithm of some sorts (I was going to say recently but it was a decade or so now that I think about it) but have never given Sister a real listen. So I learned something new today. 

Noise rock and punk certainly overlap, so I'm not surprised. Not having noise rock or new wave or garage or power pop was a really hard decision. I hope I'm threading the needle here. 

 
76. Neon Piss - Look Homeward Angel

Can we get any more San Franciscan? Say it loud and proud, San Francisco! These guys formed around 2010 or so and hit internet gold when a famous music blog picked up their demo cassette and proclaimed it the next best thing. Normally, there's an aura of doubt about such claims, but the guy at Terminal Escape blog proved to be correct. One of the best albums of the teens, here is the unfortunately named Neon Piss with a Thomas Wolfe nod in the title of the song. 

 
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Only waded in because you had said there would be no Sonic Youth type stuff 


we park our cars in the same garage here  :thumbup:

somebody could launch them & the beastie boiz & rhcp clear into ####### orbit, and i'd dance a dance of a happy fella 

🕺

 
My response to this is an amused "Huh? Sonic Youth did a cover of Hot Wire My Heart?" 

Not so pro. Feel free to chime in whenever. I heard about Crime about a decade ago when they came up in an algorithm of some sorts (I was going to say recently but it was a decade or so now that I think about it) but have never given Sister a real listen. So I learned something new today. 

Noise rock and punk certainly overlap, so I'm not surprised. Not having noise rock or new wave or garage or power pop was a really hard decision. I hope I'm threading the needle here. 
We’re not allowed to like Sonic Youth. They’re from New York but they don’t have saxophones.

 
I like Sonic Youth, by the way. I love the avant-garde guitar rock they were noted for. Only pure noise rock band I ever saw that I understood and grooved to was Northampton Wools, Thurston's noise band side project. Caught them at a place called Bar in New Haven on Sunday night. Thurston crowd surfed while utterly rocking out on his guitar in a really amazing way. I have no idea how he kept playing, but he did. Delay and drone, I guess. 

It was a sight. Rock the #### on! 

 
Okay, not Sonic Youth. Here's one otb will dig. 

75. G.B.H. - City Baby Attacked By Rats

Straight from England comes this track, a street punk classic. A strong groove and drum beat propel this one along. This is one of those songs bemoaning the deplorable conditions of living that the English felt in the seventies. 

 
rockaction said:
Okay, not Sonic Youth. Here's one otb will dig. 

75. G.B.H. - City Baby Attacked By Rats

Straight from England comes this track, a street punk classic. A strong groove and drum beat propel this one along. This is one of those songs bemoaning the deplorable conditions of living that the English felt in the seventies. 


no hyperbole in me calling this the greatest hardcore track of all time - it embodies everything i crave in said genre, nothing goes harder or faster.  

legit street yob face ripping. 

🖤

 
Sorry rock, haven’t been too active in the forum and forgot you were doing this thing, but GBH caught my eye. ####### love them. Nobody does street punk better IMHO. 

 
Don't fall asleep on the West Coast or you might miss your update responsibilities.

Sorry about that to all my loyal reader. That's a typo that seems appropriate. I'll try and do better, Dear Reader. 

74. The Carbonas - Journey To The End

From Atlanta in the aughts comes some down and dirty Ramones/proto-inspired madness. Not sure whatever happened to the Carbonas, but they're immortalized in the punk hundred. I discovered them when I lived in New Haven, CT, doing mad bumps and generally setting things alight. I miss those days tonight, here on the West Coast, six p.m., sunny as hell. 

 
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Don't fall asleep on the West Coast or you might miss your update responsibilities.

Sorry about that to all my loyal reader. That's a typo that seems appropriate. I'll try and do better, dear reader. 

74. The Carbonas - Journey To The End

From Atlanta in the aughts comes some down and dirty Ramones/proto-inspired madness. Not sure whatever happened to the Carbonas, but they're immortalized in the punk hundred. I discovered them when I lived in New Haven, CT, doing mad bumps and generally setting things alight. I miss those days tonight, here on the West Coast, six p.m., sunny as hell. 
I read this as "The Carbonaras." Which shouldn't have happened because I'm not hungry. 

 
73. Modern Life Is War - D.E.A.D.R.A.M.O.N.E.S.

It's our life!
We do what we choose!
Black jeans, black shirt, black shoes!


These punks, from Marshalltown, Iowa, built a following off of an extra aggressive attack with shouted lyrics that are reminiscent of early, sped-up hardcore acts from L.A. and D.C. Their second album, Witness, is considered a modern punk classic. From 2005, here's the best cut off of that slab. 

Lyrics: https://genius.com/Modern-life-is-war-deadramones-lyrics

 
72. The Marked Men - Fortune  

From Denton, TX, comes probably the best punk/garage band of this century. I say that with no exaggeration. A check of the catalog should suffice for the possible truth of that statement. This one, off of their last proper album Ghosts, blazes with some heavenly background vocals. Introduced to them by Rev. Norb's show that he did for the website Garage Punk. 

No lyrics, infamously 

 
Okay, folks, here we go late night. 

99. The Hives - The Hives Declare Guerre Nucleaire 

Had an atomic bore in 2004

A second stomping introductory song. This Swedish five-piece was led by lead singer Howlin' Pelle Almqvist, backed by guitarists Vigilante Carlstroem and Nicholas Arson, and had rhythm provided by Johan and Only on bass and Chris Dangerous on drums. Signed to Burning Heart Records, an independent record label in Sweden (and later division of Epitaph), The Hives released the relentless Veni Vidi Vicious in the year 2000, a twelve track record of bombast and fancy that broke through in the United States. With the self-aware and cheekily winking moniker of "Your new favorite band," The Hives reached mainstream audiences with a few memorable songs, and then faded into sweet and distorted obscurity. Their presence, style, hooks, and stage show left an unparalleled mark on the punk rock and independent music scene. They're still kicking. 

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1yXPyr0fjsmkBWtwfge84L?si=8e8498eda13644b3

Lyrics: https://genius.com/The-hives-declare-guerre-nucleaire-lyrics
These dudes were great.  Pretty timeless material here on V-V-V across the board.  I don't really know what defines punk anymore, post-Green Day even, but I'd never say the Hives don't rate

Okay, let's skip that relatively unremarked-upon doozy and get to some straight '77/'78 Brit punk. 

98. The Adverts - One Chord Wonders 

The Wonders don't care...

It's The Adverts. A band from London, England, they released this single on the burgeoning punk/indie label Stiff Records in April of 1977. T.V. Smith (guitar, vocals) and Gaye Advert (female bass player considered the "first female punk star") were the band's photogenic leaders, and while they couldn't play a lick (the first tour poster read, tongue-in-cheek, "The Damned can play three chords. The Adverts can play one. Hear all four of them at..." ), they created some darn fine poppy punk songs in their short tenure. (A recurring punk archetype, no?). "One Chord Wonders" is a short blast of one chord finery that somehow manages to capture a thought and features an execution that summarizes an entire genre's nascent musical ability in two and a half minutes. They broke up two years later, after a fine two records, in 1979. 

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1RWUNjXYSVlxS65Q9CAWDQ?si=d8f571ba9eee40d9

Lyrics:  https://genius.com/The-adverts-one-chord-wonders-lyrics
This is great

Herewith #97

97. The Undertones - Teenage Kicks

From Derry, Northern Ireland comes the band clocking in at 97. Originally bound for a break-up, John Peel discovered this song off an E.P. and relentlessly played it and promoted it, making it a huge song and one he considered his favorite until death. An E.P. he later financed was noticed by Sire, and the band signed a contract with them, but never were to attain the highs of Teenage Kicks or its popularity. 

Backstory: https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-behind-the-song-teenage-kicks-by-the-undertones-1

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ATyLePQnHxFk5kzxWCcsh?si=124df9e89b3242cd
An undeniable classic.. this song is like a perfect little time capsule.. but I don't like it, give me some bite!

 
71. 7 Seconds - We're Gonna Fight 

Me and you we're gonna fight their narrow minds...

Anthemic sing-a-long by a bunch of optimistic and idealistic Reno, NV, punks that left an indelible mark upon the national scene. 

 
71. 7 Seconds - We're Gonna Fight 

Me and you we're gonna fight their narrow minds...

Anthemic sing-a-long by a bunch of optimistic and idealistic Reno, NV, punks that left an indelible mark upon the national scene. 
Great band.  Forever associated with the Hold Steady in my brain:

'Cause most kids give me credit for being down with it
When it was back in the day, back when things were way different
When the Youth Of Today and the early 7 Seconds
Taught me some of life's most valuable lessons


 
I missed much of the early 90s punk scene, but back in the days of ol' yeller, OG FBG @Beckstersent a bunch of us mix CDs with great tunes from that era, including Screaching Weasel.  I think she was friends with Ben Weasel and Dr. Frank and maybe even got a credit (for artwork?) on a Riverdales CD.  My memory is kind of shot.


I have the Beckster CD in storage.  I thought it was called the Obsessions or something

Tried and tried with some of these bands.

At this point in life, it's safe to say I could do without the Replacements completely.  However I might wanna go back and revisit Dead Milkmen, Cramps..

I recognized that **** police song too, has to be from Mudhoney but I didn't exactly peg it

Marked Men , always dug the stuff you would post rock...

 
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71. 7 Seconds - We're Gonna Fight 

Me and you we're gonna fight their narrow minds...

Anthemic sing-a-long by a bunch of optimistic and idealistic Reno, NV, punks that left an indelible mark upon the national scene. 
Yes! Big fan.

Last time I saw them was in 2005 which I just realized was a really, really long time ago.

Boston guys - it was at the ICC church in Allston.

Found some pics online from the show - http://www.returntothepit.com/pictures.php?&id=153687&next=1

 
At this point in life, it's safe to say I could do without the Replacements completely.  However I might wanna go back and revisit Dead Milkmen, Cramps..

I recognized that **** police song too, has to be from Mudhoney but I didn't exactly peg it

Marked Men , always dug the stuff you would post rock...
I'm pretty sure I picked the most palatable Dead Milkmen song if you haven't really cared for them. The Replacements's song was from early in their career. They got more serious and mid-tempo later. The Cramps are one of otb's favorites. Just a good rockabilly band. 

Thanks for the Marked Men comment! I loved them in the late aughts/early teens of this century (feels weird to post that). Great band from Denton, TX, on Dirtnap Records, an indie king back then. 

Great band.  Forever associated with the Hold Steady in my brain:

'Cause most kids give me credit for being down with it
When it was back in the day, back when things were way different
When the Youth Of Today and the early 7 Seconds
Taught me some of life's most valuable lessons
There'll be more bands that Hold Steady mentions and namechecks! One makes the top twenty!

Yes! Big fan.

Last time I saw them was in 2005 which I just realized was a really, really long time ago.

Boston guys - it was at the ICC church in Allston.

Found some pics online from the show - http://www.returntothepit.com/pictures.php?&id=153687&next=1
Yeah! Allston, MA! I've been to Allston a few times this past decade. Cool, young place to be. 

 
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70. Richard Hell And The Voidoids - Blank Generation 

Original New York City punk rocker and punk pioneer, formerly of two other notable countdown bands, spits his take on the punk generation in a 1977 classic. His tenure in those other two bands, plus his punk fashion sense (Malcolm McLaren copped it for the Sex Pistols and British punks) should probably ensure that this one is higher in the countdown, but...well...gotta draw 'em in somehow. 

 
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69. Bouncing Souls - Here We Go

New Jersey fun punks/serious bros Bouncing Souls check in with "Here We Go," an homage to being on the road in a punk rock band. Shouts out the Sonic Iguana, famous punk studio in the Midwest manned by Mass Giorgini, famed pop/punk producer. 

 
69. Bouncing Souls - Here We Go

New Jersey fun punks/serious bros Bouncing Souls check in with "Here We Go," an homage to being on the road in a punk rock band. Shouts out the Sonic Iguana, famous punk studio in the Midwest manned by Mass Giorgini, famed pop/punk producer. 
My Bouncing Souls story is that I arrived early to my friends’ band’s late show at the Knitting Factory in NYC in 2004-ish, and the early show, headlined by Bouncing Souls, was still going on. From the bar outside the entrance to the main stage, you could get a glimpse of the main stage performance. During Bouncing Souls’ last song — it may have been this, I dunno — what seemed like the ENTIRE crowd jumped onstage. It was nuts.

 
My Bouncing Souls story is that I arrived early to my friends’ band’s late show at the Knitting Factory in NYC in 2004-ish, and the early show, headlined by Bouncing Souls, was still going on. From the bar outside the entrance to the main stage, you could get a glimpse of the main stage performance. During Bouncing Souls’ last song — it may have been this, I dunno — what seemed like the ENTIRE crowd jumped onstage. It was nuts.
I never did see them. They made up for energy what they might have lacked in import because of their slightly suburban status. 
 

Maybe? I don’t really know, actually. They got surprisingly popular. 

 
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69. Bouncing Souls - Here We Go

New Jersey fun punks/serious bros Bouncing Souls check in with "Here We Go," an homage to being on the road in a punk rock band. Shouts out the Sonic Iguana, famous punk studio in the Midwest manned by Mass Giorgini, famed pop/punk producer. 
This slot was teed up for Hersham Boys or Borstal Breakout 

 
You know I was born to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever 


That band from the Young Ones

 
OMFUG OMFUG OMFUG OMFUG

CB CB CB CB

Dweebie little heebie 

Jizza ####### jeebie 

Outré sound from the first leaves me kinda weepy

 
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68. The Crumbs - Dead Boys Too

Hey Cheetah, step aside! 

Ever-sizzling slab of crunk rock from these Miami, Florida, legends. The homage in the title is befitting an utterly incendiary track such as this. Played many late nights drunk in the rockaction household. The Crumbs getting the rights back to their Lookout! Records songs is a huge boon for the public. 

This is the track to end (or start) the night with. 

 
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