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The Word "Bacon" is Offensive! (1 Viewer)

There's a magical dwarf named Goober that lives in my basement. He tells me it's OK to beat my wife and poop in mail slots. But if I eat any food with a peel on it after dusk I will be sent to the haunted tree fort after I die.

Not weird at all, right?
:fishy:

Religion is weird. So are many things that are right.
No idea what this means.
I think he's talking about ATM.

 
There's a magical dwarf named Goober that lives in my basement. He tells me it's OK to beat my wife and poop in mail slots. But if I eat any food with a peel on it after dusk I will be sent to the haunted tree fort after I die.

Not weird at all, right?
:fishy:

Religion is weird. So are many things that are right.
No idea what this means.
I think he's talking about ATM.
ATM? I believe in the magical creature that gives you cash. Often they keep some from your account for themselves.

It isn't difficult. Petey seems to think if something is "weird" in his mind that it can't be true. That isn't the case, many real things seem weird.

 
There's a magical dwarf named Goober that lives in my basement. He tells me it's OK to beat my wife and poop in mail slots. But if I eat any food with a peel on it after dusk I will be sent to the haunted tree fort after I die.

Not weird at all, right?
:fishy:

Religion is weird. So are many things that are right.
No idea what this means.
I think he's talking about ATM.
ATM? I believe in the magical creature that gives you cash. Often they keep some from your account for themselves.

It isn't difficult. Petey seems to think if something is "weird" in his mind that it can't be true. That isn't the case, many real things seem weird.
No.

 

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