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The helmet that drives up my ### as I slow down to make a right into a residential street- even after I have pumped my brakes a couple of times as a heads up...

 
That person in the left of two lanes at an intersection where the left can go straight or turn left and the right can go straight or turn right. You know the drill - you're approaching the intersection and plan on going straight, two or three cars in the right lane, one in the left. No turn signals going on any of them. You need to be in the left lane in one or two intersections anyway, so you get behind the one on the left. Decent amount of traffic both ways, no left turn light. Light turns green, car in front of you pulls up a few feet, stops, and suddenly their left blinker turns on.

Thanks, ######.

 
People who take turns like they're driving an 18 wheeler. If you can't make a right turn without first swinging left in your Toyota Leaf, you're an idiot and you deserve to die.

 
TheIronSheik said:
People who take turns like they're driving an 18 wheeler. If you can't make a right turn without first swinging left in your Toyota Leaf, you're an idiot and you deserve to die.
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Ooooh, good one.

Then there's the person in the big SUV who hard brakes and swerves around every little pothole or manhole cover as if they were driving a Toyota Leaf. (not that I give the Leaf driver a pass on that one, either)

 
MaxThreshold said:
Scoresman said:
1. People who are getting a mortgage or doing their taxes or something on the ATM in front of you. Seriously, what are these people doing?

2. People who put hats on dogs

3. people who go through the self checkout lines at the grocery store with like 95 items that can't fit on the finishing scale and half their #### has to be manually looked up and they don't know how and they have 30 invalid coupons

4. people who wear socks with sandals

5.
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People who have a huge order of groceries in front of you and wait until the very last item is rung up before they pull out their checkbooks. Seriously, you can't start filling it out while the cashier is checking it out, save for the dollar amount?

typically, i fnd this happening mostly with old people.
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This could have been shortened to people who use checks to buy groceries. Seriously tou have a checking account. They give you a debit card for free.

 
First of all socks and sandals are amazing. Anyway, I digress...

People who IM me at work to ask a question the following ways...

"Hello" and they wait for me to respond

Or

"You have time for a question"

Just ask the ### #### question and stop wasting my time with these IM pleasanteries

 
Insein said:
MaxThreshold said:
Scoresman said:
1. People who are getting a mortgage or doing their taxes or something on the ATM in front of you. Seriously, what are these people doing?

2. People who put hats on dogs

3. people who go through the self checkout lines at the grocery store with like 95 items that can't fit on the finishing scale and half their #### has to be manually looked up and they don't know how and they have 30 invalid coupons

4. people who wear socks with sandals

5.
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People who have a huge order of groceries in front of you and wait until the very last item is rung up before they pull out their checkbooks. Seriously, you can't start filling it out while the cashier is checking it out, save for the dollar amount?

typically, i fnd this happening mostly with old people.
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This could have been shortened to people who use checks to buy groceries. Seriously tou have a checking account. They give you a debit card for free.
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I'd like to add to this one. It's not like the old days when a person could float a check out there a few days before it hits their account. Unless you're paying at some mom & pop store, the check hits your account INSTANTLY as if you're using a check card.

So use the *** **** check card you old school ****.

 
This mother effer sitting next to me on this plane sniffling non stop.

Every inhale is a sniffle. Damn Sniffle breather.

sniffle sniffle Sniffle sniffle sniffle SNIFFLE.

Wipes nose.. sniffle sniffle sniffle.

Son of a motherless goat it is taking all I have not to go MOP.

 
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The guy in front of me driving his car 15 mph under the speed limit on back roads, and 15 mph over the speed limit in residential areas.

 
People who park in the fire lane at (fill in your favorite store), also the ones who drive all around the lot just to park a few spots closer to the door. Its usually some fat lazy b**tard that could use the walk

 
The guy who, as I'm waiting for the elevator and the arrow is clearly lit up, walks up and hits the arrow button again.

Then, when I get to my floor amd the elevator doors open for me to exit, the guy standing RIGHT on the other side of the door, immediately trying to enter.

 
Jobber said:
Insein said:
MaxThreshold said:
Scoresman said:
1. People who are getting a mortgage or doing their taxes or something on the ATM in front of you. Seriously, what are these people doing?

2. People who put hats on dogs

3. people who go through the self checkout lines at the grocery store with like 95 items that can't fit on the finishing scale and half their #### has to be manually looked up and they don't know how and they have 30 invalid coupons

4. people who wear socks with sandals

5.
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People who have a huge order of groceries in front of you and wait until the very last item is rung up before they pull out their checkbooks. Seriously, you can't start filling it out while the cashier is checking it out, save for the dollar amount?

typically, i fnd this happening mostly with old people.
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This could have been shortened to people who use checks to buy groceries. Seriously tou have a checking account. They give you a debit card for free.
Click to expand...
I'd like to add to this one. It's not like the old days when a person could float a check out there a few days before it hits their account. Unless you're paying at some mom & pop store, the check hits your account INSTANTLY as if you're using a check card.

So use the *** **** check card you old school ****.
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You still get at least a day, sometimes two if your signature makes the account number unreadable by the scanner.

 
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