Things You Can Say About Your Coffee But Not Your Girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[The Duff Man]

Checking the temperature with my finger is OK

 

[Caesar]

The one that comes from exotic cat feces sounds interesting.  I'd like to try that. 

I've had a cup.  Tastes like coffee.  Ironically, it tastes really "clean", if that makes sense.

ETA:  I guess I can't say that about my girlfriend.

 

[AAABatteries]

What's this dribbling down my chin?

@ClownCausedChaos2 juice?

 

[Angry Beavers]

I like my coffee supersized, strong and black

 

[wormburner]

I get a mondo dook if I have too much.

 

[pizzatyme]

I get mine from the of-the-month club.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

@ClownCausedChaos2 juice?

****.

 

[Ned]

I like the smell of it in the morning. 

http://www.summerseve.com/products/cleansing-wash

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

George Clooney had it over the arm of a leather sofa.