Treynwreck3
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Snakes. I was deathly afraid of snakes. Had bad dreams about them, freaked out when I came across anything that looked like a snake...I was a mess. Then I got bit by a rattler. Now they just piss me off.
How's your wife feel about it?Bruce Jenner hitting on my wife.
I haven't asked.How's your wife feel about it?Bruce Jenner hitting on my wife.
Sorry dude, she still likes women.Bruce Jenner hitting on my wife.
Cremation solves that.Being buried alive
No wait...I'm still scared of that.
Probably just like getting bit by a first grader. Terrified you at first, but now just piss you off.What is it like to get bit by a rattlesnake.
You were deathly afraid of snakes and then you actually came face to face and bitten by a rattlesnake? What was it like in that moment before bite impact? I can't imagine your underwear was still clean afterwards.Snakes. I was deathly afraid of snakes. Had bad dreams about them, freaked out when I came across anything that looked like a snake...I was a mess. Then I got bit by a rattler. Now they just piss me off.
It feels well below average. I got tagged by a four footer that was as big around as my arm. Hurt like hell. Felt like somebody hit me with a cane. Pop! Spent eleven days in the hospital. Lost 286 grams of muscle mass in my right calf. Got lucky.ChainsawU said:What is it like to get bit by a rattlesnake.
Bit me on my right calf. Never saw the ******* until after he hit me.offdee said:You were deathly afraid of snakes and then you actually came face to face and bitten by a rattlesnake? What was it like in that moment before bite impact? I can't imagine your underwear was still clean afterwards.Treynwreck3 said:Snakes. I was deathly afraid of snakes. Had bad dreams about them, freaked out when I came across anything that looked like a snake...I was a mess. Then I got bit by a rattler. Now they just piss me off.
Isn't that kinda how snake bite usually happen?Bit me on my right calf. Never saw the ******* until after he hit me.offdee said:You were deathly afraid of snakes and then you actually came face to face and bitten by a rattlesnake? What was it like in that moment before bite impact? I can't imagine your underwear was still clean afterwards.Treynwreck3 said:Snakes. I was deathly afraid of snakes. Had bad dreams about them, freaked out when I came across anything that looked like a snake...I was a mess. Then I got bit by a rattler. Now they just piss me off.
Coral snakes, copperheads and rattlesnakes don't come and seek you out. They need to be provoked. Cottonmouths are the most aggressive of the four venomous snakes in Texas so those are the ones you need to look out for. The one redeeming quality of a rattlesnake is that he's usually gentlemanly enough to give you an audible warning when he feels threatened.Isn't that kinda how snake bite usually happen?Bit me on my right calf. Never saw the ******* until after he hit me.offdee said:You were deathly afraid of snakes and then you actually came face to face and bitten by a rattlesnake? What was it like in that moment before bite impact? I can't imagine your underwear was still clean afterwards.Treynwreck3 said:Snakes. I was deathly afraid of snakes. Had bad dreams about them, freaked out when I came across anything that looked like a snake...I was a mess. Then I got bit by a rattler. Now they just piss me off.
Small hands, smell like cabbage.Carnies.
When my family lived in the Pacific Northwest, my dad would take me out on weekend excursions. We went to areas where Bigfoot sightings were reported. I was terrified.WhatDoIKnow said:Bigfoot.
But wouldn't it be safe to say that the overwhelming majority of snakebites happen because the victim didn't see the snake?Coral snakes, copperheads and rattlesnakes don't come and seek you out. They need to be provoked. Cottonmouths are the most aggressive of the four venomous snakes in Texas so those are the ones you need to look out for. The one redeeming quality of a rattlesnake is that he's usually gentlemanly enough to give you an audible warning when he feels threatened.Isn't that kinda how snake bite usually happen?Bit me on my right calf. Never saw the ******* until after he hit me.offdee said:You were deathly afraid of snakes and then you actually came face to face and bitten by a rattlesnake? What was it like in that moment before bite impact? I can't imagine your underwear was still clean afterwards.Treynwreck3 said:Snakes. I was deathly afraid of snakes. Had bad dreams about them, freaked out when I came across anything that looked like a snake...I was a mess. Then I got bit by a rattler. Now they just piss me off.
Then there's snake-handling churches to factor in to the calculation.But wouldn't it be safe to say that the overwhelming majority of snakebites happen because the victim didn't see the snake?Coral snakes, copperheads and rattlesnakes don't come and seek you out. They need to be provoked. Cottonmouths are the most aggressive of the four venomous snakes in Texas so those are the ones you need to look out for. The one redeeming quality of a rattlesnake is that he's usually gentlemanly enough to give you an audible warning when he feels threatened.Isn't that kinda how snake bite usually happen?Bit me on my right calf. Never saw the ******* until after he hit me.offdee said:You were deathly afraid of snakes and then you actually came face to face and bitten by a rattlesnake? What was it like in that moment before bite impact? I can't imagine your underwear was still clean afterwards.Treynwreck3 said:Snakes. I was deathly afraid of snakes. Had bad dreams about them, freaked out when I came across anything that looked like a snake...I was a mess. Then I got bit by a rattler. Now they just piss me off.
"Hey, look...it's a rattlesnake. I think I'm going to get real close to it and maybe even try to pet it...OW!"