This chick won't massage my back (1 Viewer)

[FlapJacks]

All I want to do is buy her nice things and tell her how pretty she is and nothing...


It's like she doesn't know that I'm the man.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Did you try walking into the room with no pants on and act surprised that she was in there, like you didn't know?

That usually works.

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

Your problem is that you sent her a weak text massage as your opener.

 

[jon_mx]

All I want to do is buy her nice things and tell her how pretty she is and nothing...

It's like she doesn't know that I'm the man.

Did you tweet her your junk? That should clear things up.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Did you call her or text her?

 

[msommer]

For backrubs, texts are usually not effective. Few women can resist the male whine about back pain, at least in person

 

[Rayderr]

Brag about your hypothetical stock picks. That always gets them going.

 

[kentric]

I find that once I tell them that in five years I'll be making $13/hour they become putty in my hands.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bump for merge?

 

[skol asylum]

Go to Walgreens and buy some icy hot.

 

[rockaction]

This is how I kept reading that thread. Or maybe I just wanted it to be that way.

eta* right up there with Essential Otis

 

[Archer]

try picking up the rear end of your car. that should help your back

 

[Jayrod]

This is the story of my life. Only time I can get taken care of is to pay for it.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This is the story of my life. Only time I can get taken care of is to pay for it.

Sometimes it's good to pay someone to handle things for you.