Tom Brady and Gisele headed for divorce? (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

Wonder what their prenup looks like

It's def a legal nightmare... I can't wait for that to come out, we can toss it in the lawyer thread and we won't see those guys for like a year.

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

Wonder what their prenup looks like

It's def a legal nightmare... I can't wait for that to come out, we can toss it in the lawyer thread and we won't see those guys for like a year.

 

[Guest]

If this were true, there's no way he could marry up. Outdid the writers of Lost in painting himself into a corner.

He can easily marry up. Marry a younger supermodel. Maybe Candice Swanepoel? She's 25.

Probably true, I might be over-valuing the fact that she's the mother of his kids and everyone else would be stepmother.

It's crazy to think that Tom might end this in part because he has to scrub toilets and wake up at 6am with the kids. I'd clean toilets with my tongue to be married to a Brazilian supermodel who earned $3.5mill a month in 2013. I think I'm gonna head over to the depression thread now. :(

"No matter how hot a chick is, some guy out there is tired of ####### her."

- Abraham Lincoln

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Boston radio stations are now reporting that a tryst with Julian Edelman is behind the serious marital tension. Apparently, Gisele walked in on the two of them together.

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

Boston radio stations are now reporting that a tryst with Julian Edelman is behind the serious marital tension. Apparently, Gisele walked in on the two of them together.

Would have been believable if you had said Wes Welker.

 

[johnnycakes]

Boston radio stations are now reporting that a tryst with Julian Edelman is behind the serious marital tension. Apparently, Gisele walked in on the two of them together.

If he were smart, he would have done like Aaron Hernandez and kept a separate poon palace for that sort of thing.

 

[tommyboy]

I wonder how many times he's hit the A-train on this #####.

 

[Zow]

Wonder if Gisele is in the market for a family law attorney...

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Boston radio stations are now reporting that a tryst with Julian Edelman is behind the serious marital tension. Apparently, Gisele walked in on the two of them together.

And she did not suggest they have a threesome?

 

[pinequick]

What's Giselle's controlling behavior all about?

She's Brazilian. Being a controlling PItA is in their blood. Trust me on this one.

This is culturally insenstive and mysoginistic. And correct.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Boston radio stations are now reporting that a tryst with Julian Edelman is behind the serious marital tension. Apparently, Gisele walked in on the two of them together.

If he were smart, he would have done like Aaron Hernandez and kept a separate poon palace for that sort of thing.

Yes, Aaron is a good planner.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I begin to see why Brady sold their 9 bathroom house.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Wonder if Gisele is in the market for a family law attorney...

it's a shame we don't know any good ones to recommend.

 

[Tom Servo]

Wonder if Gisele is in the market for a family law attorney...

it's a shame we don't know any good ones to recommend.

 

[johnnycakes]

After Tom gets his divorce, he could qualify as a FBG.

 

[johnnycakes]

Happy 37th birthday, Tom.

 

[Zow]

Wonder if Gisele is in the market for a family law attorney...

it's a shame we don't know any good ones to recommend.

Yankeefan is very insulted by this.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Happy 37th birthday, Tom.

Looks like cleaning the toilets well means big smooches for the golden boy.

 

[xulf]

I would do anything she asked of me....anything

 

[Niles Standish]

If this were true, there's no way he could marry up. Outdid the writers of Lost in painting himself into a corner.

He can easily marry up. Marry a younger supermodel. Maybe Candice Swanepoel? She's 25.

Probably true, I might be over-valuing the fact that she's the mother of his kids and everyone else would be stepmother.

It's crazy to think that Tom might end this in part because he has to scrub toilets and wake up at 6am with the kids. I'd clean toilets with my tongue to be married to a Brazilian supermodel who earned $3.5mill a month in 2013. I think I'm gonna head over to the depression thread now. :(

I don't know you, but I'd imagine that Tom Brady has more options than you do in the female department. And makes enough money on his own to live a pretty nice lifestyle if he wants. Just assumptions.