Tony Kornheiser... (1 Viewer)

[monkeyhouse]

Is it just me or does Kornheiser say he has every player in fantasy football?! Last night he said he started Mewelde Moore. Last week it was Marion Barber. The week before, Anquan Boldin. Are you kidding me?!

Discuss.

 

[redman]

Is it just me or does Kornheiser say he has every player in fantasy football?! Last night he said he started Mewelde Moore. Last week it was Marion Barber. The week before, Anquan Boldin. Are you kidding me?!Discuss.

:whoosh: (That sound you heard was schtick.)

 

[oddball]

I try not to listen to kornholeser. His speech before every mnf game is annoying. Such contrived, pretentious( ) pontificating bile.

 

[s_ezy]

the crack about Theisman's head being the same size as the one for the half time race was a pretty funny one

 

[rowediggy]

<Washington Post Reader>

Kornheiser gave explicit instructions to the person helping to draft his fanatsy team to attempt to

a) draft only players who play on MNF

b) draft as many distinct weeks as possible so he can talk about this on the air.

Please resume your Kornheiser bashing. He's great on the radio but too tame on MNF (as most DC listeners would agree)

UPDATE: Found the original article : Kornheiser's Squad

From the article...

I want to have some action in every "MNF" game, so I'm going to make sure I have at least one player on the field. It'll 1) keep me awake and 2) if the guy stinks and costs me points in my league, I can rip him to shreds on national television.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, your 2006 Kolber Chevrolet: Rudi Johnson; DeMatha's own Brian Westbrook; Eli Manning; Santana Moss; Alge "Cindy: You Idiot, You Should Have Taken Fungi" Crumpler; Matt Jones; Cedric Benson; Shayne Graham; 70-year-old Isaac Bruce; short-throwing Steve McNair; the Dallas defense; and Tampa Bay tight end Alex "I'm the Alex Smith with big hands" Smith.

They're all in play Monday night.

And so am I.

 

[aardball44]

the crack about Theisman's head being the same size as the one for the half time race was a pretty funny one

I lost fifty bucks on that race. Stupid Bighead Boomer...

 

[NoFBinLA]

This is now a weekly thread isn't it?

YES he says he has a player on every MNF game....

YES it's shtick though he may have done it....

YES I'm tired of him and his crap.....

 

[easy like sunday morning]

Is it just me or does Kornheiser say he has every player in fantasy football?! Last night he said he started Mewelde Moore. Last week it was Marion Barber. The week before, Anquan Boldin. Are you kidding me?!Discuss.

Maybe he is in more than one team and has multiple bad teams. Unless he is in a 16 team league why would he be starting Moore who hasn't done anything all year long.

 

[MSULions]

Is it just me or does Kornheiser say he has every player in fantasy football?! Last night he said he started Mewelde Moore. Last week it was Marion Barber. The week before, Anquan Boldin. Are you kidding me?!Discuss.

Maybe he is in more than one team and has multiple bad teams. Unless he is in a 16 team league why would he be starting Moore who hasn't done anything all year long.

uhm, so he can say so on MNF? Like he said he was going to?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

the crack about Theisman's head being the same size as the one for the half time race was a pretty funny one

Indeed. He has some good #### in there, actually.

 

[redman]

the crack about Theisman's head being the same size as the one for the half time race was a pretty funny one

Indeed. He has some good #### in there, actually.

Ironically given that crack, Theismann and Kornheiser sounded more comfortable together last night overall to me than they have all year.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Is it just me or does Kornheiser say he has every player in fantasy football?! Last night he said he started Mewelde Moore. Last week it was Marion Barber. The week before, Anquan Boldin. Are you kidding me?!Discuss.

Maybe he is in more than one team and has multiple bad teams. Unless he is in a 16 team league why would he be starting Moore who hasn't done anything all year long.

uhm, so he can say so on MNF? Like he said he was going to?

Girls, settle down, he's making fun of the FF phenomenon, and all its merry nerds.Actually pretty funny, if you ask me.

 

[mozzy84]

Is it just me or does Kornheiser say he has every player in fantasy football?! Last night he said he started Mewelde Moore. Last week it was Marion Barber. The week before, Anquan Boldin. Are you kidding me?!Discuss.

Maybe he is in more than one team and has multiple bad teams. Unless he is in a 16 team league why would he be starting Moore who hasn't done anything all year long.

maybe he had mn special teams going

 

[redman]

Is it just me or does Kornheiser say he has every player in fantasy football?! Last night he said he started Mewelde Moore. Last week it was Marion Barber. The week before, Anquan Boldin. Are you kidding me?!Discuss.

Maybe he is in more than one team and has multiple bad teams. Unless he is in a 16 team league why would he be starting Moore who hasn't done anything all year long.

uhm, so he can say so on MNF? Like he said he was going to?

Girls, settle down, he's making fun of the FF phenomenon, and all its merry nerds.Actually pretty funny, if you ask me.

 

[My Hope Street Alias]

First of all, I admit that I'm a Kornheiser fan. Even if I weren't, though, I'd be happy somebody is talking about our hobby in a positive way. I get the feeling that most NFL types look down upon us with a "whatever, as long as they keep buying the records" attitude.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Even if I weren't, though, I'd be happy somebody is talking about our hobby in a positive way.

I get the feeling that most NFL types look down upon us with a "whatever, as long as they keep buying the records" attitude.

Um, AS THEY SHOULD.

 

[redman]

I get the feeling that most NFL types look down upon us with a "whatever, as long as they keep buying the records" attitude.

Um, AS THEY SHOULD.

That's ok because I watch them with a "Whatever, as long as their ACL's stay intact" attitude.

 

[creeps1313]

At this point, Im guessing that if he doesnt have anyone on a team for MNF...he picks up the best available player so he at least has someone. If he has said he has CTaylor, then Id think it schict...but calling out Moore is totally different.

 

[redman]

At this point, Im guessing that if he doesnt have anyone on a team for MNF...he picks up the best available player so he at least has someone. If he has said he has CTaylor, then Id think it schict...but calling out Moore is totally different.

I think it's completely fictional and based upon a player that is doing reasonably well in the game he happens to be watching, and the more obscure the player the better.

 

[War Eagle]

Is it just me or does Kornheiser say he has every player in fantasy football?! Last night he said he started Mewelde Moore. Last week it was Marion Barber. The week before, Anquan Boldin. Are you kidding me?!Discuss.

Going forward, this board should keep track of his roster and try and put it together!QBRBMarion BarberMewelde MooreWRBoldinAny more?

 

[Brassmonkey71]

The man is an idiot who does not belong on MNF! Was that the best ESPN could do?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

At this point, Im guessing that if he doesnt have anyone on a team for MNF...he picks up the best available player so he at least has someone. If he has said he has CTaylor, then Id think it schict...but calling out Moore is totally different.

I think it's completely fictional and based upon a player that is doing reasonably well in the game he happens to be watching, and the more obscure the player the better.

Please don't ruin the thread.In Advance I Thank You.

 

[jzygmunt]

At work I have access to the ESPN live feeds, and during the commercial break just after the punt-return he was talking with someone in the production booth about how great of a pickup Moore was. He was talking smack to Tirico too, who I'm assuming is in his league. I don't think it's something he's just making up. He seemed pretty into the conversation.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[boilerdave]

Is it just me or does Kornheiser say he has every player in fantasy football?! Last night he said he started Mewelde Moore. Last week it was Marion Barber. The week before, Anquan Boldin. Are you kidding me?!Discuss.

Going forward, this board should keep track of his roster and try and put it together!QBRBMarion BarberMewelde MooreWRBoldinAny more?

I think he said he had Santana Moss in the Week 1 MNF game.

 

[War Eagle]

Kornheiser's Fantasy Team

QB

RB

Marion Barber

Mewelde Moore

WR

Boldin

S. Moss

Any more?

 

[Mr. Mojo]

Obviously he picked Mewelde in the 2nd round.

 

[redman]

At this point, Im guessing that if he doesnt have anyone on a team for MNF...he picks up the best available player so he at least has someone. If he has said he has CTaylor, then Id think it schict...but calling out Moore is totally different.

I think it's completely fictional and based upon a player that is doing reasonably well in the game he happens to be watching, and the more obscure the player the better. he likes sleepers and he knows exactly which one to start in every given game that he's announcing.

Please don't ruin the thread.In Advance I Thank You.

Fixed.