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Top 40 Beavis and Butthead - One liners (1 Viewer)
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Tusken Raider
Footballguy
A moment 30 years in the making:
Couple of weekends ago I took TR jr (who’s 12) to a music festival. The kid loves classic rock & 90s alt (wonder where he got that from.) He’s also an avid B&B fan (ditto), and we quote them regularly.
On one of the stages, “Live” was playing. Pretty good set and the crowd was into it. When “I Alone” started up I turned to my kid (who was way into the show) and said (in my best Butthead voice):
“Uhhh… I think this dude is checking you out”.
He cracked a smile, yelled “Liar!”, & socked me in the arm.
Couple of weekends ago I took TR jr (who’s 12) to a music festival. The kid loves classic rock & 90s alt (wonder where he got that from.) He’s also an avid B&B fan (ditto), and we quote them regularly.
On one of the stages, “Live” was playing. Pretty good set and the crowd was into it. When “I Alone” started up I turned to my kid (who was way into the show) and said (in my best Butthead voice):
“Uhhh… I think this dude is checking you out”.
He cracked a smile, yelled “Liar!”, & socked me in the arm.
fatness
Footballguy
TEN SIX NINER is still the best.
10 minutes of Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha, because you never know when you'll need it.
10 minutes of Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha, because you never know when you'll need it.
Brew Swillis
Footballguy
In a recent episode, he called them "Beaufort and Bernardo."
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I remember one where he thought they were Asian.In a recent episode, he called them "Beaufort and Bernardo."
nirad3
Footballguy
How did I miss this thread 5 years ago?
I am a HUGE B&B fan. I will challenge anyone to a Beavis impersonation. Are you threatening me?
One of my underrated favorites was when they were watching a Helmet video and Butthead goes "uhhh... these guys look like just a bunch of regular guys.... it's like, you could go up to them and go 'hey man, you wanna go grab a Heineken?'" LOL... so random.
I've tried to get my kids (12 and 10) into it but have faced resistance. At some point I think I'll be able to sway my boy.
I am a HUGE B&B fan. I will challenge anyone to a Beavis impersonation. Are you threatening me?
One of my underrated favorites was when they were watching a Helmet video and Butthead goes "uhhh... these guys look like just a bunch of regular guys.... it's like, you could go up to them and go 'hey man, you wanna go grab a Heineken?'" LOL... so random.
I've tried to get my kids (12 and 10) into it but have faced resistance. At some point I think I'll be able to sway my boy.
BlackCrowes
Footballguy
“Is this Winger?”
sho nuff
Footballguy
They had gone into a sperm bank...came out of the room empty handed and asked for the container.
Beavis: "I was supposed to use a container?"
I use that often if my wife asks me to grab a tuperware to put leftovers in....or if she is in the fridge looking for something and asks where it is...
She is typically not amused.
Beavis: "I was supposed to use a container?"
I use that often if my wife asks me to grab a tuperware to put leftovers in....or if she is in the fridge looking for something and asks where it is...
She is typically not amused.
Brew Swillis
Footballguy
And now.... "Belvis and Bunghausen.."In a recent episode, he called them "Beaufort and Bernardo."
DallasDMac
Footballguy
I remember the one where Bobcat was a pan handler and recruited Beavis and Butthead. Bobcat's line was "What's the greatest nation in the world? Donation." Butthead modified it to "What's the greatest nation in the world? Urination." Not the best I'm sure, but it always sticks in my head.
Bracie Smathers
Footballguy
Beavis and Butthead do America Road Signs
Only for the Baggs Wyoming sign.
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Drove through Baggs many times. Car died North off of I-80 and I had to get it towed to Baggs and left it at the only service station. I reset the trip meter before I left it to 0.
When I picked up the car it had over 50 miles on the trip meter, the upholstery was torn in two different places and the quote for fixing the car doubled when I picked up the car. I was pissed and noted the damage to my car and that it had over 50 miles on it, the guy genuinely had no clue and asked his 'sketchy' employee who said he had no idea what happened, but it was clear to both of us that he took my car for an extended joy ride.
I was pissed and was going to write an angry letter to the BBB but saw in the local paper that the owner got stabbed to death by a screwdriver.
I'm pretty sure who done it.
Baggs Wyoming, population 350, Butch Cassidy owned property in Baggs.
Best thing about Baggs?
Seeing it in your rearview mirror as you leave town.
Only for the Baggs Wyoming sign.
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Drove through Baggs many times. Car died North off of I-80 and I had to get it towed to Baggs and left it at the only service station. I reset the trip meter before I left it to 0.
When I picked up the car it had over 50 miles on the trip meter, the upholstery was torn in two different places and the quote for fixing the car doubled when I picked up the car. I was pissed and noted the damage to my car and that it had over 50 miles on it, the guy genuinely had no clue and asked his 'sketchy' employee who said he had no idea what happened, but it was clear to both of us that he took my car for an extended joy ride.
I was pissed and was going to write an angry letter to the BBB but saw in the local paper that the owner got stabbed to death by a screwdriver.
I'm pretty sure who done it.
Baggs Wyoming, population 350, Butch Cassidy owned property in Baggs.
Best thing about Baggs?
Seeing it in your rearview mirror as you leave town.
Pipes
Footballguy
she said uh
Carmen Electra's video for the song Everybody Get On Up makes butthead get up & makes beavis happy...
www.youtube.com
massraider
Footballguy
Bathe her, and bring her to me.
Still say it.
Still say it.
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