Top 40 Beavis and Butthead - One liners (1 Viewer)

[fatness]

diarrhea cha-cha-cha

 

[fatness]

“This chick has more teeth than most people.”

 

[Tusken Raider]

A moment 30 years in the making:

Couple of weekends ago I took TR jr (who’s 12) to a music festival. The kid loves classic rock & 90s alt (wonder where he got that from.) He’s also an avid B&B fan (ditto), and we quote them regularly.

On one of the stages, “Live” was playing. Pretty good set and the crowd was into it. When “I Alone” started up I turned to my kid (who was way into the show) and said (in my best Butthead voice):

“Uhhh… I think this dude is checking you out”.

He cracked a smile, yelled “Liar!”, & socked me in the arm.

 

[fatness]

TEN SIX NINER is still the best.

10 minutes of Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha, because you never know when you'll need it.

 

[Brew Swillis]

After they ####ed up another job for Mr Anderson, and Anderson couldn't remember which kids did it....

”The one fella said his name was Butthead, I think the other one's name was Joe"

In a recent episode, he called them "Beaufort and Bernardo."

 

[Leroy Hoard]

After they ####ed up another job for Mr Anderson, and Anderson couldn't remember which kids did it....

”The one fella said his name was Butthead, I think the other one's name was Joe"

In a recent episode, he called them "Beaufort and Bernardo."

I remember one where he thought they were Asian.

 

[nirad3]

How did I miss this thread 5 years ago?

I am a HUGE B&B fan. I will challenge anyone to a Beavis impersonation. Are you threatening me?

One of my underrated favorites was when they were watching a Helmet video and Butthead goes "uhhh... these guys look like just a bunch of regular guys.... it's like, you could go up to them and go 'hey man, you wanna go grab a Heineken?'" LOL... so random.

I've tried to get my kids (12 and 10) into it but have faced resistance. At some point I think I'll be able to sway my boy.

 

[Manster]

Mr Anderson: "Ain't you them kids that've been whackin off in ma toolshed?"

Butthead: "We have to charge you extra sir."
Beavis: "Yea, we pruned the house too!"

 

[BlackCrowes]

“Is this Winger?”

 

[fatness]

"She has more teeth than most people"

 

[sho nuff]

They had gone into a sperm bank...came out of the room empty handed and asked for the container.

Beavis: "I was supposed to use a container?"

I use that often if my wife asks me to grab a tuperware to put leftovers in....or if she is in the fridge looking for something and asks where it is...
She is typically not amused.

 

[Brew Swillis]

After they ####ed up another job for Mr Anderson, and Anderson couldn't remember which kids did it....

”The one fella said his name was Butthead, I think the other one's name was Joe"

In a recent episode, he called them "Beaufort and Bernardo."

And now.... "Belvis and Bunghausen.."

 

[DallasDMac]

I remember the one where Bobcat was a pan handler and recruited Beavis and Butthead. Bobcat's line was "What's the greatest nation in the world? Donation." Butthead modified it to "What's the greatest nation in the world? Urination." Not the best I'm sure, but it always sticks in my head.

 

[Bracie Smathers]

Beavis and Butthead do America Road Signs

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Only for the Baggs Wyoming sign.
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Drove through Baggs many times. Car died North off of I-80 and I had to get it towed to Baggs and left it at the only service station. I reset the trip meter before I left it to 0.
When I picked up the car it had over 50 miles on the trip meter, the upholstery was torn in two different places and the quote for fixing the car doubled when I picked up the car. I was pissed and noted the damage to my car and that it had over 50 miles on it, the guy genuinely had no clue and asked his 'sketchy' employee who said he had no idea what happened, but it was clear to both of us that he took my car for an extended joy ride.
I was pissed and was going to write an angry letter to the BBB but saw in the local paper that the owner got stabbed to death by a screwdriver.
I'm pretty sure who done it.
Baggs Wyoming, population 350, Butch Cassidy owned property in Baggs.
Best thing about Baggs?
Seeing it in your rearview mirror as you leave town.

 

[Pipes]

she said uh

Carmen Electra's video for the song Everybody Get On Up makes butthead get up & makes beavis happy...

www.youtube.com

 

[massraider]

Bathe her, and bring her to me.



Still say it.

 

[Harry Frogfish]

I was elated to see they are back. The older looks alone are pretty funny.

Look, he just said he got laided finally, huh, huh, huh. Getting laid is cool, Beavis! Except for when your Mom did it.

Their best is still the music video commentary. I put them up there with Al Michaels.

 

[Capella]

I was elated to see they are back. The older looks alone are pretty funny.

Look, he just said he got laided finally, huh, huh, huh. Getting laid is cool, Beavis! Except for when your Mom did it.

Their best is still the music video commentary. I put them up there with Al Michaels.

Are there more new episodes out?

Idk any specific one liners but it always cracked me up when they worked at the Burger King place.

 

[Harry Frogfish]

I was elated to see they are back. The older looks alone are pretty funny.

Look, he just said he got laided finally, huh, huh, huh. Getting laid is cool, Beavis! Except for when your Mom did it.

Their best is still the music video commentary. I put them up there with Al Michaels.

Are there more new episodes out?

Idk any specific one liners but it always cracked me up when they worked at the Burger King place.

Yeah, I've caught a couple new ones. Butthead is fat with the worst (perfect) receding hairline. Enough on top to try and keep it going, but bald almost all the way around, above the ears, so kind of like an island. But more of an atoll with no hope due to climate change. Or something. Still trying to hang on though, by slicking it back.

Beavis is now wrinkled with specs and as agitated as ever.

They're drinking a ton of beer and living in a hotel.

 

[Capella]

I was elated to see they are back. The older looks alone are pretty funny.

Look, he just said he got laided finally, huh, huh, huh. Getting laid is cool, Beavis! Except for when your Mom did it.

Their best is still the music video commentary. I put them up there with Al Michaels.

Are there more new episodes out?

Idk any specific one liners but it always cracked me up when they worked at the Burger King place.

Yeah, I've caught a couple new ones. Butthead is fat with the worst (perfect) receding hairline. Enough on top to try and keep it going, but bald almost all the way around, above the ears, so like an island up top.

Beavis is now wrinkled with specs, it's perfect.

Drinking a ton of beer and living in a hotel.

Paramount plus? Sounds like I need to watch.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Butthead is fat with the worst (perfect) receding hairline. Enough on top to try and keep it going, but bald almost all the way around, above the ears, so like an island up top

He got the braces off, finally.

 

[zamboni]

Didn't realize they re-booted them again - will have to check them out. if life imitated art, Stuart would be the CEO of a multi-bullion dollar AI start up.

 

[Dennis Castro]

If meat’s bad for you, then how come it’s food?