Trash Talk (2 Viewers)

[Bosley]

Anybody have any good one liners to use on a league message board? My board is dead and I want to get things a little livelier.

 

[Bluestaples]

"I slept with your wife"

 

[woodyb97]

"I slept with your wife"

his wife is in a comma. from Conan O'BrienYour team looks pretty good, TOO POOP ON!

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I saw this one:

Better join an S&M Club because you'll get a better spanking then the one I'm going to give

 

[Ghoti]

Go with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yess!

 

[Buckychudd]

his wife is in a comma.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

his wife is in a comma.

, - "Help me."

 

[woodyb97]

Go with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yess!

So you want to have a snow-tire day at Yankee Stadium?

 

[Utter Chaos]

his wife is in a comma.

"His wife is in a comma or has a period?!?!?!?!?!"

 

[dickey moe]

Your favorite fantasy football team sucks.

 

[valhallan]

Get a chatbox. Most owners are too lazy to click on message boards.

 

[ditka...mike ditka]

what is this jerk store talk?

 

[ooofffaaa]

Oldie but goodie . . .

Setting your lineup this week will be like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Useless.

 

[woodyb97]

what is this jerk store talk?

Seinfeld (also the line about his wife is in a comma)sorry to those who missed it.

 

[Buckychudd]

(also the line about his wife is in a comma)

Seriously, twice?

You'd give Smoo an aneurism.

 

[IM666]

Not quite a one liner but it was pretty damn funny.

A guy in our league constantly misspells words when posting, to the point were the entire message is more of a word search than anything else.

I finally replied ripping on his grammar use, my last statement was "The Commissioner’s two month old daughter can kick your ### in a spelling bee"

His reply (minus the misspellings) "The Commissioner’s two month old daughter can kick your ### in a foot race"

Being in a wheelchair, I thought that was the best comeback ever.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Not quite a one liner but it was pretty damn funny.A guy in our league constantly misspells words when posting, to the point were the entire message is more of a word search than anything else.I finally replied ripping on his grammar use, my last statement was "The Commissioner’s two month old daughter can kick your ### in a spelling bee"His reply (minus the misspellings) "The Commissioner’s two month old daughter can kick your ### in a foot race"Being in a wheelchair, I thought that was the best comeback ever.