update- I pooped and everyone is relieved! (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

how many clogged toilettes/rolls of toilet paper?

If this guy was bottling this stuff to use as cologne or perfume, then I want some of that stuff you drink.

 

[VA703]

how many clogged toilettes/rolls of toilet paper?

If this guy was bottling this stuff to use as cologne or perfume, then I want some of that stuff you drink.

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[MC Gas Money]

how many clogged toilettes/rolls of toilet paper?

It was liquid spewing out of my butt so no clogs.

Hardly ant TP used. I do a quick skim with TP and then float a layer baby wipes on my brown eye. After that I pat down with some powder.

2 baby wipes is usually enough so I probably only used ten or so. I wasnt keeping track.

Gee my butt pubes smell terrific.

 

[MC Gas Money]

My cornhole just erupted like krakatoa (east or west of Java?).

It smells vile but feels so good.

Did any of the logs look like a penis? If so, pics or a sketch?

No logs, just liquid. I felt one or two chunks slip out in the stream but I barely felt them. By the time I went I was fully dilated.

 

[MC Gas Money]

how many clogged toilettes/rolls of toilet paper?

More like how many books of matches were used.

I used apple cinnamon febreze air freshener.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

how many clogged toilettes/rolls of toilet paper?

It was liquid spewing out of my butt so no clogs.

Hardly ant TP used. I do a quick skim with TP and then float a layer baby wipes on my brown eye. After that I pat down with some powder.

2 baby wipes is usually enough so I probably only used ten or so. I wasnt keeping track.

Gee my butt pubes smell terrific.

Now I know for sure that you are hitting on folks here.

 

[MC Gas Money]

how many clogged toilettes/rolls of toilet paper?

It was liquid spewing out of my butt so no clogs.Hardly ant TP used. I do a quick skim with TP and then float a layer baby wipes on my brown eye. After that I pat down with some powder.

2 baby wipes is usually enough so I probably only used ten or so. I wasnt keeping track.

Gee my butt pubes smell terrific.

Now I know for sure that you are hitting on folks here.

Then why would I mention my fiance?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

how many clogged toilettes/rolls of toilet paper?

It was liquid spewing out of my butt so no clogs.Hardly ant TP used. I do a quick skim with TP and then float a layer baby wipes on my brown eye. After that I pat down with some powder.

2 baby wipes is usually enough so I probably only used ten or so. I wasnt keeping track.

Gee my butt pubes smell terrific.

Now I know for sure that you are hitting on folks here.

Then why would I mention my fiance?

Part of a false flag opening gambit to relax folks and draw them in. Bill Cosby didn't invite chicks up for unconscious butt rape, he put them at ease about his intentions, "just a relaxing drink while we discuss our mutual interests or your career". In the end (which is where you want it) your intentions became clear. Now the cover-up starts, the redefining. We all know what we saw. I cannot be bought off now, after the fact.

 

[MC Gas Money]

how many clogged toilettes/rolls of toilet paper?

It was liquid spewing out of my butt so no clogs.Hardly ant TP used. I do a quick skim with TP and then float a layer baby wipes on my brown eye. After that I pat down with some powder.

2 baby wipes is usually enough so I probably only used ten or so. I wasnt keeping track.

Gee my butt pubes smell terrific.

Now I know for sure that you are hitting on folks here.

Then why would I mention my fiance?

Part of a false flag opening gambit to relax folks and draw them in. Bill Cosby didn't invite chicks up for unconscious butt rape, he put them at ease about his intentions, "just a relaxing drink while we discuss our mutual interests or your career". In the end (which is where you want it) your intentions became clear. Now the cover-up starts, the redefining. We all know what we saw. I cannot be bought off now, after the fact.

The gayest of the gay wouldnt go near my rectum right now.

 

[Todem]

I am 100% sure MC feels like his salad was tossed by a huge 7 foot convict with no lube after the cleansing he just had.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I am 100% sure MC feels like his salad was tossed by a huge 7 foot convict with no lube after the cleansing he just had.

You can determine height from getting your salad tossed?

And in this scenario wouldnt I be the one tossing his salad?

 

[Tom Servo]

I am 100% sure MC feels like his salad was tossed by a huge 7 foot convict with no lube after the cleansing he just had.

You can determine height from getting your salad tossed?

And in this scenario wouldnt I be the one tossing his salad?

No. He has the tongs and you are the romaine lettuce and cherry tomatoes.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I am 100% sure MC feels like his salad was tossed by a huge 7 foot convict with no lube after the cleansing he just had.

You can determine height from getting your salad tossed?And in this scenario wouldnt I be the one tossing his salad?

No. He has the tongs and you are the romaine lettuce and cherry tomatoes.

Tossing a salad is with the mouth isnt it?

 

[squistion]

I am 100% sure MC feels like his salad was tossed by a huge 7 foot convict with no lube after the cleansing he just had.

You can determine height from getting your salad tossed?And in this scenario wouldnt I be the one tossing his salad?

No. He has the tongs and you are the romaine lettuce and cherry tomatoes.

Tossing a salad is with the mouth isnt it?

If it is, then they have been doing it all wrong at the restaurants I go to.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I am 100% sure MC feels like his salad was tossed by a huge 7 foot convict with no lube after the cleansing he just had.

You can determine height from getting your salad tossed?And in this scenario wouldnt I be the one tossing his salad?

No. He has the tongs and you are the romaine lettuce and cherry tomatoes.

Tossing a salad is with the mouth isnt it?

If it is, then they have been doing it all wrong at the restaurants I go to.

Hold on. This changes everything.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I still have a touch of the squirts. Is this normal?

 

[Todem]

I still have a touch of the squirts. Is this normal?

Yes. You had quite the back up from what you had posted.

LOL.

Glad your doing better though.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I still have a touch of the squirts. Is this normal?

Yes. You had quite the back up from what you had posted.LOL.

Glad your doing better though.

Thanks for the advice.I feel light on my feet now. I may do a flush once a month or so.

 

[Todem]

I still have a touch of the squirts. Is this normal?

Yes. You had quite the back up from what you had posted.LOL.

Glad your doing better though.

Thanks for the advice.I feel light on my feet now. I may do a flush once a month or so.

Ummm I would not use that stuff once a month. That is the break glass in case of emergency flush.

I would just change up your diet and drink lot's of water going forward. You should be fine.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I still have a touch of the squirts. Is this normal?

Yes. You had quite the back up from what you had posted.LOL.

Glad your doing better though.

Thanks for the advice.I feel light on my feet now. I may do a flush once a month or so.

Ummm I would not use that stuff once a month. That is the break glass in case of emergency flush.I would just change up your diet and drink lot's of water going forward. You should be fine.

It had to be thanksgiving. I never eat big meals. I snack throughout the day and never such rich food.