UPDATED - WATCHED PART DEUX - Watching original Top Gun now for first time ever… (1 Viewer)

[eoMMan]

It’s really bad. About a third or half way through. The chick just said she’s really fallen for Maverick. 
Please tell me it gets better.

 

[belljr]

 

[Gr00vus]

It’s really bad. About a third or half way through. The chick just said she’s really fallen for Maverick. 
Please tell me it gets better.

It doesn't. Either you're on board the testosterone train, or you should find another ride.

 

[eoMMan]

Is it a requirement they play that danger zone song every 10 minutes?

 

[eoMMan]

It doesn't. Either you're on board the testosterone train, or you should find another ride.

Yup, lots of homo erotic testosterone dudes running trains in this one for sure. 

 

[flapgreen]

Too masculine for you. Should try Downton Abbey instead. 

 

[eoMMan]

That was a weak ### death, goose.

 

[eoMMan]

Too masculine for you. Should try Downton Abbey instead. 

I’ll finish this snoozer but going forward, I’ll  stick to Frank Dux crushing it in the kumite, thanks.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

it’s tuesday not friday guy

 

[urbanhack]

Yup, lots of homo erotic testosterone dudes

/thread

 

[Ilov80s]

It doesn't. Either you're on board the testosterone train, or you should find another ride.

One has to lighten up and enjoy the ride. It's a lot of cheese for sure. 

 

[Ghost Rider]

It’s really bad. About a third or half way through. The chick just said she’s really fallen for Maverick. 
Please tell me it gets better.

Sounds to me like you're jealous you never got to play sand volleyball with Maverick and Ice Man. 

 

[flapgreen]

I’ll finish this snoozer but going forward, I’ll  stick to Frank Dux crushing it in the kumite, thanks.

A good alternative 

 

[Zegras11]

I think you' lost that lovin' feeling

 

[Capella]

It’s fine. Don’t really get the love for it but I think you had to be a specific age in that period of time when it came out. Just one of those movies that people recognize as an important symbol of their youth. 

 

[Jayrod]

That's right, Iceman...I AM dangerous.

Side note:  Kelly McGinnis is the least attractive leading lady in a blockbuster of all time.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

That's right, Iceman...I AM dangerous.

Side note:  Kelly McGinnis is the least attractive leading lady in a blockbuster of all time.

oooff, movie for movie at the time the movie was filmed i’d take her over the titanic lady and the fast and furious chick (rodriguez)

 

[massraider]

Too masculine for you. Should try Downton Abbey instead. 

That movie is gay as a picnic basket. 

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Too masculine for you. Should try Downton Abbey instead. 

Masculine? It’s the gayest movie ever.

 

[massraider]

Masculine? It’s the gayest movie ever.

Huh, I say to myself, I wonder if some clever soul over at YouTube ever did a funny--Yep, they did

 

[-OZ-]

Masculine? It’s the gayest movie ever.

We’ll, yeah. It’s the Navy. 

 

[belljr]

We’ll, yeah. It’s the Navy. 

Shots fired!!

 

[jvdesigns2002]

I think that if somebody watches a movie from a different era—they need to at least try to understand how that movie translated or related to that era.  

 

[eoMMan]

Sounds like I might get dragged to see the sequel this weekend. I’ll post an update. 

 

[jvdesigns2002]

Sounds like I might get dragged to see the sequel this weekend. I’ll post an update. 

Wait. Are you saying that this wasn’t the plan from the start?  You just randomly decided to watch the original Top Gun this week with no expectations/idea that you were going to probably be seeing the new one?? Lol 

 

[Hawks64]

Huh, I say to myself, I wonder if some clever soul over at YouTube ever did a funny--Yep, they did

The cheesy 80s song nails it!

 

[dickey moe]

Bridgerton might be closer to your speed.

 

[joffer]

The plaque for bad movie takes is down in the ladies lounge

 

[Jayrod]

oooff, movie for movie at the time the movie was filmed i’d take her over the titanic lady and the fast and furious chick (rodriguez)

Kelly McGinnis over Kate Winslet and Michelle Rodriguez?

I could maybe see Winslet, but I think Kate has a much prettier face...plus, boobies.  But I will fight you over Rodriguez.  She is absolutely smoking hot, IMO.

 

[joffer]

The line about Charlie having a pHD in astrophysics always did bug me.  That has nothing to do with flying an airplane.  Think they meant Aerospace Engineering.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Yup, lots of homo erotic testosterone dudes running trains in this one for sure. 

Joey…do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[skol asylum]

It's Tom Cruise. What did you expect?

 

[Da Guru]

Yup, lots of homo erotic testosterone dudes running trains in this one for sure. 

The Bird Cage might be more of your cup of tea.

 

[arrow1]

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[Caesar]

Never saw it, never will.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

It's not a great movie.

But it is fun.

And go America and screw you vaguely defined enemy county that is probably Russia!!! But could be China, I suppose, or even North Korea...Either way, NOT America!

 

[offdee]

Never saw it, never will.

Such a weird hill to place your flag on 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

That movie is gay as a picnic basket. 

One that even Yogi Bear wants no part of. And he hangs out with Boo Boo.

 

[jamny]

It’s really bad. About a third or half way through. The chick just said she’s really fallen for Maverick. 
Please tell me it gets better.

Thanks for saving me the trouble.

Just one of those movies I never saw and I'm pretty surprised how big the sequel is. I never knew so many people were so into it.

 

[eoMMan]

Wait. Are you saying that this wasn’t the plan from the start?  You just randomly decided to watch the original Top Gun this week with no expectations/idea that you were going to probably be seeing the new one?? Lol 

It was a possibility for sure but I wanted some back story first. Just didn’t expect it to be that bad.

 

[eoMMan]

It's Tom Cruise. What did you expect?

He was great in many other movies (Few Good Men, Mission Impossible, and many others).

 

[eoMMan]

Quentin Tarantino about Top Gun

 

[Caesar]

Such a weird hill to place your flag on 

There is a story behind it.  I won't bore with details.

Then 20 years in the Navy ensured I would never have interest in it.  Pilots are generally ##### bags, in my experience.

 

[Alex P Keaton]

Such a weird hill to place your flag on 

Enough about the beach volleyball scene already

 

[Gally]

One has to lighten up and enjoy the ride. It's a lot of cheese for sure. 

Because of how often it is mocked and and imitated it really has turned into a comedy  for sure.   Watching it now it has really become a parody of itself......which still makes for an entertaining watch......just not what it was in the time.   It's almost like it is two different movies.  

 

[Osaurus]

The soundtrack was one of the first tapes I ever had. Take My Breath Away by Berlin is clearly one of their worst songs fwiw.

 

[belljr]

HIGHWAYYYYYYY TO THE DANGER ZONE

DANGER ZONE

 

[bostonfred]

I don't like you because you're dangerous

That's right, eom (brush) man... I AM dangerous

Chomp

 

[Doug B]

And go America and screw you vaguely defined enemy county that is probably Russia!!!

Probably Hazzard. It was Roscoe P. Coltrane and Enos in those enemy fighters.

Kew-kew-kew

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Probably Hazzard. It was Roscoe P. Coltrane and Enos in those enemy fighters.

Kew-kew-kew

Breaker one, I may be crazy but I ain't dumb...this is Crazy Cooter comin' at cha!